Category: Oprah

Oprah Interviewed Jennifer Lawrence

December 6, 2017 / Posted by:

When I heard Jennifer Lawrence got invited up to Oprah Winfrey’s Montecito lair for lunch in October, I felt bad for anything in the vicinity since, between JLaw’s fart jokes and Oprah’s name-dropping, who could get a word in edgewise?! The lunch spawned an interview and, clutch your pearls, Jennifer didn’t even try that hard to sound pretentious around Mama O. Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By The Mighty O And A Bunch Of Fennel Looking Ass Dill 

June 2, 2017 / Posted by:

If you looked out your window today and saw a bunch of lighting bolts shooting down from the heavens, that was from God striking bitches down for having the audacity to correct Oprah!

The Mighty O sent one of her minions (Gayle King) out into her garden to pick something fresh for her to pose with, and after another minion (Gayle King again) took a picture of her with her harvest, she posted it onto Instagram with the caption:  “What to do with all this Dill?#HarvestDay.” The only herb I really have in my house right now is the good shit and even I know that’s not dill. Some brave and bold souls let The Mighty O know that she was wrong and one of them was Jamie Oliver who earned a million YouInDangerGirl.GIFs by daring to school thee Oprah! via The Cut

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Two things are probably going to happen. 1. In the near future, Oprah will throw a dinner party and serve her guests roasted, slow-fried, finely sliced Oliver meat with olive oil, salt and pepper. And 2. The next time you go to the grocery store, fennel will be labeled as “dill.” Yes, fennel is dill now. The Mighty O has ruled.

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Mo’Nique Still Has Many Feelings About Lee Daniels… And She’s Calling Out Oprah Too

May 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Mo’Nique may be an Oscar winner, but her most prized trophy is probably the lifetime achievement award she got from the Don’t Give A Fuck Society. If Lee Daniels ever does a sequel to Precious called Precious II: Preciouser, Oprah will probably be the one wearing a tracksuit as Mary, because Mo’Nique blew up that bridge and buried its ashes in a grave at the bottom of the ocean. Mo’Nique’s jaw bone must be a next-level kind of strong, because she worked it out while going off on how Lee Daniels told her that she wasn’t getting good roles after winning the Oscar for Precious because she was blackballed for being difficult to work with. Mo’Nique says she was supposed to play Cookie in Lee Daniels’ Empire and the role that Oprah played in The Butler was originally hers.

Lee also supposedly told Mo’Nique that she didn’t play the game. He also pretty much confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter in 2015 that he’s fucking done with Mo’Nique professionally. But Mo’Nique isn’t done calling him out and this weekend, she also dragged Oprah and Tyler Perry into it. I raise my hands and praise any David who goes up against one Goliath (let alone three), but even I’m dropping my arms so that I can use one hand to cup Mo’Nique ear and say, “Err, I don’t know if you want to find yourself acting alongside Mr. Fluffy in a kitty litter commercial.”

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Because Of Donald Trump’s Win, Oprah Is Thinking That Maybe She Could Become President Too

March 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Since The Mighty O has a legion of devoted followers and she has the power to bring down industries, she’s been asked about running for President of the United States and she’s always waved that thought away and said, “not in this lifetime.” But Oprah is now looking at the Oval Office like, “hmmm,” since the current POTUS has less government experience than a 4th grade student council secretary.

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Everyone Is Poor: The Oprah Edition

February 27, 2016 / Posted by:

First Kanye, now Oprah! What is happening?!

This morning, Oprah Winfrey went to her bathroom, turned on the light, slowly walked to her mirror and upon seeing her reflection, did not recognise who she saw and had to ask, “Harpo, who dis woman?” because she just lost $21 million.

According to CNBC – yes, CNBC! We might be trash boxes (copyright: NeNe Leakes) but we can still read smart shit – Weight Watchers reported a drop of more than 20% in their fourth quarter revenue.

As you may now, Oprah made $12.5 million for one tweet where she screamed about how much bread she can still eat. She lost almost double that. The slump means that the value of Oprah’s stake in the company dropped by $21 million. However, she’s seen a gain of roughly $75 million since entering the partnership.

But who are we kidding, Oprah isn’t going to notice $21 million. That’s a drop in the damn prop comedy oversized bucket that is her vast wealth! Good for you, Oprah. Eat that bread and don’t bat an eye at that drop! Besides, it’s not really her loss, it’s an on paper stock sort of thing. That shit could skyrocket any day. Ugh. Stocks. Amirite?

Pics: Wenn.com

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