Category: Oprah Winfrey

Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Trying To Be Relatable By Complaining About The Price of Avocados

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Oprah wants us to know that even though she is a multi-billionare, she is still very much one of the people. So much so that she also complains about the price of avocados! In fact, she thinks they are so overpriced  that she bought her own damn avocado orchard and now travels with her own organic avocados. Just like all of us do! Let’s all chant together: SHE’S ONE OF US!

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Duchess Meghan And Prince Harry Will Not Be Showing Off Their Baby In A Traditional Royal Photo-Op

April 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are not going to feed into your strange desire to see their newborn baby three seconds after the kid is pulled out of her. It was reported that Meghan was thinking about having a home birth and it looks like that’s happening. It’s also been confirmed that you will all just have to wait to see what that scrunched up, crying, lump of person looks like after it violently fights against leaving the comfort of Meghan’s womb. Because once she gives birth, Meghan has no intention of getting into hair and makeup and parading the newborn in front of you.

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Prince Harry And Prince William’s “Royal Rift” Covers People Magazine

April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Go ahead and hit play on this before you proceed (you can thank/curse me later). In case you haven’t waited in line at a grocery store of late and have not seen the earth shattering news printed on the front page of People Magazine that Prince Harry and Prince William’s households will be torn asunder, then let me break it to you gently. You see, even when two princes love each other very much, they sometimes need a little space to do their own thing and become their own people. The time has come to William and Harry to see other people naked. We, well to be exact, People, call this a ROYAL RIFT.

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The Jacksons Speak Out Against “Leaving Neverland” While Oprah Prepares To Interview Accusers

February 27, 2019 / Posted by:

This Sunday, HBO will raise the vomit factor by airing Leaving Neverland, the two-part documentary that tells the story of two men who claim that Michael Jackson sexually abused them as boys. That’s the same documentary that the Jackson Estate is suing over. Michael Jackson’s brothers are, I guess, doing some last-minute damage control, because they sat down with Gayle King for CBS This Morning.

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Bradley Cooper Tells Oprah He’s Embarrassed Over Not Getting A Best Director Oscar Nomination

February 6, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s bad enough to not get an Oscar nomination, but it’s bad enough when Oprah – of all people – comes around to rub salt in the wound and be all, “Whyyyyy didn’t you getttttt the nomin-AAAAAAA-tionnnnnn?!” OK, she wasn’t that dramatic. For once. Oprah had Bradley Cooper on for a SuperSoul Conversations event in New York City, and Oprah really just addressed the scream-singing elephant in the room by saying she was surprised Bradley wasn’t nominated for a Best Director Oscar for A Star Is Born. Rather than run off the stage sobbing, Bradley kinda shrugged and said he wasn’t surprised – just embarrassed.

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Open Post: Hosted By Oprah’s Thoughts On That Unseasoned “Million Dollar Chicken Recipe”

December 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Gather ’round children and let’s take a trip back in time to 2006 when Oprah Winfrey was still on TV everyday and Bush was still in office. Scratch that last part, just remember the Oprah thing. A guest named Anna Ginsberg, who won the Pillsbury Bake-Off million dollar grand prize, prepared her award winning Chicken and Spinach Stuffing and let’s just say Oprah took a bite of that mess and looked like she wished she could have spit it out. Fast forward to 2018 and the clip has resurfaced, but this time with Oprah’s real reaction.

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