Because she apparently only has one good black blazer to her name, Felicity Huffman made the decision to avoid a trial and, as expected, pleaded guilty for her role in Operation Varsity Blues this morning in Boston. According to the Associated Press, Felicity arrived in court escorted by her brother Moore Huffman Jr., instead of her husband William H. Macy (who was not charged with any crime other than impersonating an old west sheriff), which is a shame because you can never have enough clowns at a 3-ring circus, which is exactly what this scandal has become.
Since being charged and arrested in Operation Varsity Blues– where Lori Loughlin and Mossimo allegedly paid $500,000 to get their daughters into USC by fraudulently claiming they were on a rowing team–the couple have rightfully been through it. Other parents, namely Felicity Huffman, seem to be already putting this behind them. We haven’t really heard anything since Felicity pled guilty to the charges and is awaiting sentencing. Meanwhile, Lori and Mossimo are pleading not guilty in vain, and have stories in the news every five minutes with a new source talking to People about something heroic or whatever that was really just PR.
Well, Lori and Mossimo are picking up their need for social approval and they are digging their own graves with it, because sources are telling CNN that they’re so interested in keeping a good public image the couple is already seeking out crisis management help.
One Of Lori Loughlin’s Daughters May Be Under Criminal Investigation For Her Role In Operation Varsity Blues
One of Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli‘s precious angels has received a spidergram, which is basically the scariest piece of mail you can imagine. It’s usually a spider hiding in your mailbox wearing a top-hat and holding out a silver tray that holds an envelope containing your STD test results. But in this case it’s a “target letter” from the Department of Justice informing them that they’re under investigation. According to The Daily Mail, it’s unclear which daughter got the spidergram, but both Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose are probably sleeping with one eye open.
Get ready to think that Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli are bigger fools than you previously thought. A “legal source” (Lori’s publicist trying to wear two hats and also provide her some legal support) is blabbing to People all about how Lori is devastated by this Operation Varsity Blues situation she finds herself in which she ALLEGEDLY created for herself through her own selfish, hubristic, greedy and pretentious actions. But more than anything, she’s wOrRiEd FoR hEr ChIlDrEn. Pfft! The same ones who can’t row?
In I-Guess-She’s-Trying-It News, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have pleaded not guilty in the college admission scandal known as Operation Varsity Blues. That $500,000 bribe is really turning out to be a huge pain in the ass, huh? I guess what they say is true: Mo money, mo problems. Well, Aunt Becks won the lotto–if the lotto is paid in money laundering charges. She’s got troubles, and in response her and her husband are doing what they think is best. They’re throwing up a shrug and acting like they’re innocent.
Lori Loughlin Was “Fixated” On Getting Daughters Into USC, And Is Freaking Out At Additional Charges
Aunt Becks really over-played her hand, didn’t she? Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli are probably screwed.. Like, they were screwed before, because getting sued for billions of dollars and getting charged with federal crimes never means anything but screwed. But they could have gotten it a little easier. Look at Felicity Huffman! While some of the rich parents involved in the Operation Varsity Blues scam pled guilty and are looking at a few months in minimum-security, rich-white-people-jail and will probably just get probation–there were some holdouts. Among the holdouts were Lori and Mossimo. These two knuckleheads thought that prosecutors were joking when they said if people didn’t cop a plea they would add charges. Well surprise, bitch: you got more charges. Now Lori is freaking the fuck out and it. Is. Delicious.