Extra Miller (typo from way back but it stays) is up to high fashion shenanigans again, this time aided and abetted by The Flash’s Keiynan Lonsdale. The pair got all dolled up by Vogue for a Met Ball tease. The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s new spring exhibition, and the theme for the famed ball will be “Camp: Notes on Fashion”. But don’t expect burnt marshmallow nipples or potato sack races down the grand staircase. It’s not that kind of camp. Think John Waters, not Wes Anderson (though I suppose an argument could be made for Wes being campy as hell too).
In case you’ve been looking for another reason to visit Florida, the Florida Travel Advisory Board has your answer: horny alligators! Turns out warming temps and mating season have made typical Florida alligators turn into typical Florida people by acting like aggressive horn dogs who will show up uninvited in your pool or under your car.
It was just the other day that Madonna revealed to us that she has a new album coming out called Madame X. The concept album surrounding the character she created known as Madame X has the gays wondering just what we’re going to get from this new persona Madonna is introducing us to. Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be unnecessarily slutty. Well we won’t have to wait for long to find out, as she announced on Instagram that her new single Medellin featuring Maluma will be out on Wednesday.
You know when someone asks you a question so bizarre and ridiculous that it’s like they said it in Braille or you think you might have gone deaf? That’s exactly the moment Cardi B experienced at Swisher Sweets’s 2019 Spark Award Party in West Hollywood on Friday night when Marc Malkin of Variety asked her if she’d ever make up with intended human shoe rack and arch-nemesis Nicki Minaj and perform with her.
This is a delicious mystery! HuffPo reports that a mysterious someone is leaving bowls of mashed potatoes on people’s “cars, porches and mailboxes” in Jackson, Mississippi’s Bellhaven neighborhood. Pardon me while I call a barge to move my all my shit down the mighty Mississippi River to live in Bellhaven. Free mashed potatoes? That’s the promised land!
It’s a goddamn shame my repeated calls to Disney re: live-action remakes have gone unanswered. They could have saved themselves a lot of time, energy and good will had they only listened to me instead of filing that restraining order. I told them not to do it to The Lion King and they ignored me. Now we have to suffer through people bitching and complaining all summer that Scar doesn’t look enough like Ashford from Ashford & Simpson. I even warned these idiots SPECIFICALLY not to mess with Lady and the Tramp, and what did they do? They made a laughing stock out of the entire house of mouse by releasing a promotional still from the upcoming Disney + streaming production which is so remarkably bad, I wish they had just gone ahead and remade Song of The South.