It’s Only Been A Minute And Omarosa Is Already Spilling Shit About The White House On “Celebrity Big Brother” (UPDATE)
Reality show mess turned White House mess turned reality show mess, Omarosa, is CBS’ biggest get for Celebrity Big Brother, and she’s already earning every cent of whatever they paid her ass by bringing the soap opera drama. Omarosa is delivering the tears, the doom, the drama. If only they gave Daytime Emmys for performances in live feeds.
The “Celebrity Big Brother” House Will Be Filled With Leftovers From “Celebrity Apprentice” And “Dancing With The Stars”
Oh, and the cast also has a leftover from the currently-running terrifying reality shit show called The White House.
When Julie Chen announced that there will finally be a US version of Celebrity Big Brother, I said a prayer hoping that CBS would hire the casting director responsible for casting all six seasons of The Surreal Life. Because the casting people behind The Surreal Life knew the perfect ingredients for a batshit stew. But instead of doing that, CBS went over to Dancing with the Has-Beens and the Celebrity Apprentice and picked up the leftovers that were tossed on the floor after losing their season. Although, they did cast one Surreal Life alumni….
As y’all well know, Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned from the White House, which we all know basically means her ass got canned. Omarosa quickly made the media rounds in an attempt to save her good demon name. Robin Roberts did not exactly appreciate Omarosa coming ’round to Good Morning America, and she delivered a perfect “Bye, Felicia” that brought the world to its feet. Omarosa thought that wasn’t very nice!
Omarosa isn’t exactly known for her outreach to the African American community, even though she thinks she’s some sort of voice for her people. So the African American community wasn’t exactly sad to see her go. Thus, Robin’s “Bye, Felicia.” Omarosa reached out to Inside Edition via text to comment on Robin’s on-air farewell bid to Felicia, saying:
“That was petty. It’s a black woman civil war.”
That’s pretty rich, since Omarosa had no problem sparking a different kind of civil war when she stirred shit with Lil Jon in All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Or in any of the lead-ups to her THREE firings on The Apprentice. Basically, petty is practically her middle name. Then again, the same could be said about the word delusional, so Omarosa acting beyond-extra about Robin’s remarks should really come as no surprise.
But if Omarosa really is so deeply offended by the alleged pettiness that came from Robin after Omarosa’s quitting/firing news, then nobody better show her this video of CNN political commentator Angela Rye.
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) December 13, 2017
Step aside Harriet Tubman! Move over Ida B. Wells! Take a seat Rosa Parks (oooh, that one’s saved for Omarosa, can you take another one? Sorry, thanks.)! There’s a new black lady in town who’s here to fight for your rights. That’s right, everybody please welcome future civil rights pioneer OOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Omarosa Manigault-Newman sat down with Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan this morning to let you know that she did it for her people. You know, black people!
Omarosa Manigault, Donald Trump’s second best black friend, has resigned from her duties as, well, nobody’s really sure what her job was. Let’s just go with Director of Communications for the White House Public Liaison Office because that’s what Buzzfeed says her official title was. Omarosa was escorted out of the White House and my girl, WH correspondent April Ryan, says there was “drama”. Well of course there was drama! It was probably right there written on the nameplate that read “Omarosa ‘Drama’ Manigault” that was sticking out of the cardboard box she carried on her way out along with a dusty koosh ball, a dead ficus and a mug that reads “#2 Best Black Friend”.
*Fun Fact: Ben Carson has a #1 Best Black Friend foam finger
One of president Donald Trump’s more unstable shorts sniffers got hitched this week. People reports that crazed former reality television entrepreneur and current White House staff member (*aghast*) Omarosa Manigault married Jacksonville, Florida pastor John Allen Newman at the (natch) Trump International Hotel in Washington D.C., yesterday. Above is a (but one of many) picture she posted to her Twitter with the caption: “Just Married!”