Savannah Guthrie interviewed Omarosa Manigault-Newman on Today this morning, and watching it is like watching an Evil Queen from a Disney movie get interviewed by the step-daughter she poisoned last week and is still in the process of trying to kill.
Omarosa has a new book coming out called Unhinged which is basically a Burn Book of her time in Donald Trump‘s White House. Savannah tried to get her to talk all about it and the result was a tense 12 minutes of Omarosa saying, “It’s in the book, bitch!” “I should let you know, I am recording this conversation,” Savannah joked at the top of the interview, referencing Omarosa’s recorded firing and her other alleged secret tapes of Donald. Omarosa chuckled, but it pretty much steamrolled downhill from there. On a positive note, it was nice of Omarosa to take time from rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars to do this interview. That’s why she’s wearing that dress, right?
Nothing is more pleasing to one’s mind, body, and soul than when two crazies who were previously in crazy cahoots turn their crazy on each other. There’s a possibility for mutually assured destruction which would be totally glorious and proof that our world isn’t dropping into a universal sinkhole of evil. Our case in point is straight from the mixed-up files of Mrs. Omarosa Manigault-Newman.
Rumor had it that Omarosa had audio recordings from her time at the White House as the Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison. And it turns out, she does. Omarosa showed some of her receipts on Meet the Press with Chuck Todd this morning (via TMZ). Specifically, Omarosa played selections from her firing by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly. (You can listen to the whole thing below.) So if you want to hear a beleaguered man who knows he made a critical error in his career advancement tell a crazy to pack her shit, this one’s for you.
Not long after Omarosa quit (or “quit,” depending on who you ask) her gig as Director of Communications at the White House back in December, she bragged that she would tell-all about her time at Trump’s circus. Omarosa’s book, Unhinged, is set for release this coming Tuesday, which would normally be the perfect opportunity for a “C you next Tuesday joke,” but we all know everyone involved here lacks the warmth and depth (copyright: whoever came up with that). According to several sources that spoke with The Daily Beast, Omarosa used her recordings to get a book deal.
It was rumored back in January that Omarosa had recorded confidential West Wing conversations, and that she had met with a lawyer to see if her recordings might inadvertently pull her into Robert Mueller’s ongoing investigation. That hasn’t happened yet, but apparently the recordings are real, because Omarosa has played them for people.
12 states have two-party consent laws when it comes to recording someone. Washington, D.C. is a one-party situation, which means Omarosa didn’t break any laws by recording their private conversations or playing them for an audience.
Omarosa reportedly recorded Trump with her smartphone, and that listeners have heard what is definitely Trump. The only downside is that the recordings sound about as exciting as an Ivanka Trump clearance sale. One source describes them as “everyday chatter.” Hmmm…what’s everyday chatter to Donald Trump. My guess is it’s a whole lot of Trump gushing over his best pal Putin while Omarosa checks the back of his head for visible scalp. But how did she conceal her phone so that he didn’t notice? She probably just taped a photo of Tiffany Trump to the front, because let’s face it, he’d never think to look at that.
Everyone who was expecting a dumpster fire out of the Celebrity Big Brother house was sorely disappointed with trash can smoke, except for Omarosa doing an about-face and alternating between playing nice and sobbing about the impending doom we’re facing under her former boss in the White House. Still, there wasn’t all that much drama considering the housemates included her and Brandi Glanville. While Brandi point blank asked Omarosa if she had taken a ride on Trump’s tower (ha! More like Trump’s single-story nub!), she firmly denied it. Brandi is now saying that’s BS. Continue reading
Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone”
Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading
Attention whore Piers Morgan has popped up to say that fellow attention whore Omarosa tried to label him as a closet case when they appeared on the first season of Celebrity Apprentice. Piers penned a column for The Daily Mail that basically drags the fired White House staffer for being irrelevant and mean by going on Celebrity Big Brother to air dirty laundry for more headlines. The ten-second summary of it is: Omarosa likes to use gay slurs, especially if it gets her screen time. Omarosa…having no morals in her quest for fame?! Oh noooooo! I hope you were sitting down when you read that.