Everyone who was expecting a dumpster fire out of the Celebrity Big Brother house was sorely disappointed with trash can smoke, except for Omarosa doing an about-face and alternating between playing nice and sobbing about the impending doom we’re facing under her former boss in the White House. Still, there wasn’t all that much drama considering the housemates included her and Brandi Glanville. While Brandi point blank asked Omarosa if she had taken a ride on Trump’s tower (ha! More like Trump’s single-story nub!), she firmly denied it. Brandi is now saying that’s BS. Continue reading
Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone”
Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading
Attention whore Piers Morgan has popped up to say that fellow attention whore Omarosa tried to label him as a closet case when they appeared on the first season of Celebrity Apprentice. Piers penned a column for The Daily Mail that basically drags the fired White House staffer for being irrelevant and mean by going on Celebrity Big Brother to air dirty laundry for more headlines. The ten-second summary of it is: Omarosa likes to use gay slurs, especially if it gets her screen time. Omarosa…having no morals in her quest for fame?! Oh noooooo! I hope you were sitting down when you read that.
Omarosa’s back in the Celebrity Big Brother house after a short hospitalization for an asthma attack and she’s already back in the spotlight. On last night’s episode, Omarosa held court again and regaling the houseguests with nightmare scenarios from The White House (or the Winter Big Brother House as I will be calling it from now on). Omarosa warned of the Trump administration’s immigration “round up plan”, assured houseguest Marissa Jaret Winokur that we aren’t going to be ok so quit asking, and then revealed that Vice President Mike Pence would be so much worse than Trump. Oh, and for some reason she’s dressed like the First Lady of Cameroon.
And, no, it wasn’t for injuries sustained when Rudy Huxtable tried to throttle her.
Omarosa exited the Celebrity Big Brother hellhouse for medical attention on Friday after some stupid competition where producers made the houseguests get dizzy before bowling. Why don’t they just take it to its logical conclusion by having them get drunk and go target shooting? They can just use blanks. Right, blanks. Heh.
Fresh off from telling Ross Mathews that we’re all doomed, ex-White House staffer Omarosa talked to fellow Celebrity Big Brother housemates Shannon Elizabeth and Keshia Knight Pulliam about Trump and talk turned to Omarosa telling Rudy Huxtable that she lives in the glassiest of glass houses.