Category: Olivia Munn

Even Though He’s Done With Olivia Munn, Aaron Rodgers Still Isn’t Talking To His Family 

June 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hasn’t talked to his family in a while and they said it’s because he’s gone Hollywood. They also didn’t like his then-piece Olivia Munn. So when Aaron and Olivia didn’t renew their contract broke up, I figured that a scene like the end of Beauty and the Beast would play out. You know, the dark skies would clear up, Aaron would magically appear in a chair at his family’s dinner table and “We Are A Family” would start blaring. UsWeekly says that hasn’t happened.

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A Strange Thing Happened At The CFDA Awards In NYC Last Night….

June 6, 2017 / Posted by:

The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.

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Somewhere, A Granny Is Missing Her Favorite Playtex Support Bra

May 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Halsey is one of the music industry’s most frequent red carpet messes, so it’s not a surprise that she would show up to the Billboard Music Awards last night in an outfit that says: “Book my stylist the next appointment at the nearest Pearle Vision.

That bra is all kinds of tragic. It’s both too big and too small, like some kind of physics-defying underwire nightmare. If that bra could talk, it would beg Halsey to leave it at home and take a set of nipple pasties instead. On the upside, it is nice to see that someone finally purchased the most discounted bra from the clearance section of Ross. But don’t cry for Halsey’s bra. I see a bright future for it. I bet an agent has already signed it to appear as the uncomfortable before bra in an Ahh Bra infomercial.

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Aaron Rodgers Dumped Olivia Munn Because His Family Couldn’t Stand Her

April 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn called it quits last week. During their three year long relationship, there have been many stories about how his family couldn’t stand her ass. When Aaron and Olivia announced they were done, they released a statement saying they had amicably ended it. Well shock of all shocks, several sources have spilled the details to UsWeekly, and those sources are rolling their eyes at the whole amicable angle.

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As Aaron Rodgers’ Family Sings, “Ding Dong The Witch Is GONE…”

April 7, 2017 / Posted by:

If you live near one of Aaron Rodgers’ family members, I’m sure you’ve got a pair of industrial-strength ear plugs shoved into your hearing holes, because you just can’t take the sound of them partying and hollerin’ while celebrating the fact that may never have to see Olivia Munn’s current face live and in person again!

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Thankfully A Bit More Effort Was Put Into The Fashions After The Oscars

February 27, 2017 / Posted by:

We all know that when it comes to dressing for the Oscars, everyone takes it very seriously. They put on a tux or fancy gown that definitely didn’t come with a check attached to the garment bag. Most of the time the result is a one-way ticket to Zzzzzz town (see: a good 75% of the looks from last night). But then everyone gets to let loose at Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar afterparty and put on what they really want to wear (see: The Gold Standard). Like many people at the Vanity Fair party, Diane Kruger wasn’t at the Oscars and she showed up wearing that. 

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