Category: Olivia Munn

Aaron Rodgers Speaks About What It’s Like To Date A Famous Person

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

I only have the vaguest fan connection to professional football (I like the Puppy Bowl!). So all of my knowledge of Aaron Rodgers comes solely from two things: the drama surrounding his relationship with Olivia Munn, and the drama surrounding his relationship with his family. Aaron recently opened up to ESPN The Magazine (via UsWeekly), and it sounds like he’s still got conflicting feelings about both.

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Aaron Rodgers May Have Found His Next PR Stunt

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Aaron Rodgers’ handlers forgot to hit autopay on Olivia Munn’s beard contract, so those two broke up after three years of “dating” back in April. Now Aaron has been spotted out and about with a new lady love who plays with balls just like him! E! News reports Harvard soccer player Marie Margolius was seen in a booth together at a restaurant in NYC with Aaron. Ooooo, you know what that means. Shared booths are the way PR teams let you know celebs are in heat these days!

Sources say nobody recognized Aaron, and I say that’s because he’s only recognized a few blocks over in Hell’s Kitchen at Tight End Tallywhackers. That’s not a real bar. But it should be. The same source adds they had a great time together over a full meal and drinks. No shit, Sherlock. After three years of Japanese potatoes being the only item on the menu, I’d have my boning face on at the sight of a burger and a full cocktail menu.

Aaron has been looking far and wide for his next piece. He was previously seen looking flirty with Baywatch actress/ex-member of Leonardo DiCaprio’s blonde menagerie Kelly Rohrbach. The Pussy Posse doesn’t seem like the type to dabble with beards apart from when they all tried to grow them after Master Leo grew out his Moses scruff. Either way, Us Weekly says Olivia just “doesn’t care” what Aaron does. She has bigger girlfriend contracts to sign and Midwestern mommies to piss off! So NYAH!

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Even Though He’s Done With Olivia Munn, Aaron Rodgers Still Isn’t Talking To His Family 

June 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hasn’t talked to his family in a while and they said it’s because he’s gone Hollywood. They also didn’t like his then-piece Olivia Munn. So when Aaron and Olivia didn’t renew their contract broke up, I figured that a scene like the end of Beauty and the Beast would play out. You know, the dark skies would clear up, Aaron would magically appear in a chair at his family’s dinner table and “We Are A Family” would start blaring. UsWeekly says that hasn’t happened.

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A Strange Thing Happened At The CFDA Awards In NYC Last Night….

June 6, 2017 / Posted by:

The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.

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Somewhere, A Granny Is Missing Her Favorite Playtex Support Bra

May 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Halsey is one of the music industry’s most frequent red carpet messes, so it’s not a surprise that she would show up to the Billboard Music Awards last night in an outfit that says: “Book my stylist the next appointment at the nearest Pearle Vision.

That bra is all kinds of tragic. It’s both too big and too small, like some kind of physics-defying underwire nightmare. If that bra could talk, it would beg Halsey to leave it at home and take a set of nipple pasties instead. On the upside, it is nice to see that someone finally purchased the most discounted bra from the clearance section of Ross. But don’t cry for Halsey’s bra. I see a bright future for it. I bet an agent has already signed it to appear as the uncomfortable before bra in an Ahh Bra infomercial.

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Aaron Rodgers Dumped Olivia Munn Because His Family Couldn’t Stand Her

April 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn called it quits last week. During their three year long relationship, there have been many stories about how his family couldn’t stand her ass. When Aaron and Olivia announced they were done, they released a statement saying they had amicably ended it. Well shock of all shocks, several sources have spilled the details to UsWeekly, and those sources are rolling their eyes at the whole amicable angle.

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