Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be one of the popular kids in high school? A recent Instagram story posted by recently single Olivia Munn gives us a glimpse of what it’s like to be on the cheer squad at Hollywood High (not the real one, the metaphoric one for the middle-aged, growth stunted actors) and have to try to convince your classmate that the rumors you are dating her ex are, like, totally bogus.
Hollywood decided to wear black at the Golden Globes last Sunday night in silent protest of the industry’s sexual assault problem. But four days later, most Hollywood people at the Critics’ Choice Awards went with color.
Kate Bosworth didn’t wear color, but she did wear a mess. Kate is wearing a dress by Brock Collection, but if I hadn’t been told who made her dress, I’d assume she went into a formal event showroom on a particularly dry day, collected too much static electricity while trying on a bridal gown with her socks on, and accidentally left the store with a child’s christening gown that was stuck to her. The best part is that the fun didn’t end when Kate turned around.
I’ve got a feeling someone just made Mariah Carey’s “I don’t know them” list.
Starting with Harvey Weinstein’s exposure as an alleged sexual harassed/rapist and followed by a million more allegations against creeps of Hollywood, October kind of turned into The Month People Started Talking. It’s November 1st, and creeps who didn’t get accused of anything in October shouldn’t let out a sigh of relief. People are still talking, and today the talking is about 48-year-old Brett Ratner.
I only have the vaguest fan connection to professional football (I like the Puppy Bowl!). So all of my knowledge of Aaron Rodgers comes solely from two things: the drama surrounding his relationship with Olivia Munn, and the drama surrounding his relationship with his family. Aaron recently opened up to ESPN The Magazine (via UsWeekly), and it sounds like he’s still got conflicting feelings about both.
Aaron Rodgers’ handlers forgot to hit autopay on Olivia Munn’s beard contract, so those two broke up after three years of “dating” back in April. Now Aaron has been spotted out and about with a new lady love who plays with balls just like him! E! News reports Harvard soccer player Marie Margolius was seen in a booth together at a restaurant in NYC with Aaron. Ooooo, you know what that means. Shared booths are the way PR teams let you know celebs are in heat these days!
Sources say nobody recognized Aaron, and I say that’s because he’s only recognized a few blocks over in Hell’s Kitchen at Tight End Tallywhackers. That’s not a real bar. But it should be. The same source adds they had a great time together over a full meal and drinks. No shit, Sherlock. After three years of Japanese potatoes being the only item on the menu, I’d have my boning face on at the sight of a burger and a full cocktail menu.
Aaron has been looking far and wide for his next piece. He was previously seen looking flirty with Baywatch actress/ex-member of Leonardo DiCaprio’s blonde menagerie Kelly Rohrbach. The Pussy Posse doesn’t seem like the type to dabble with beards apart from when they all tried to grow them after Master Leo grew out his Moses scruff. Either way, Us Weekly says Olivia just “doesn’t care” what Aaron does. She has bigger girlfriend contracts to sign and Midwestern mommies to piss off! So NYAH!
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hasn’t talked to his family in a while and they said it’s because he’s gone Hollywood. They also didn’t like his then-piece Olivia Munn. So when Aaron and Olivia
didn’t renew their contract broke up, I figured that a scene like the end of Beauty and the Beast would play out. You know, the dark skies would clear up, Aaron would magically appear in a chair at his family’s dinner table and “We Are A Family” would start blaring. UsWeekly says that hasn’t happened.