Category: Olivia Jade

Olivia Jade And Her Sister Are Still Enrolled At USC

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Olivia Jade might actually have to worry about maintaining a 2.0 GPA because the poor thing is still enrolled at USC. Turns out neither her nor her sister Isabella Giannulli actually dropped out as previously reported after Operation Varsity Blues sent their folks, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, to jail (and then back to their multi-million dollar Bel Air Mansion after posting $1 million in bail. Each!). Maybe the girls are waiting to actually get expelled so they can qualify for student unemployment benefits. Look, I went to community college for 6 years, I obviously don’t know how any of this works. But according to Today, Olivia and Isabella STILL might have a paper due for their Navigating Media and News in the Digital Age class. Haha, as if they write their own papers!

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Olivia Jade Is Supposedly Pissed At Her Parents For Ruining Her Life 

March 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Rumor #976,899 about the Operation Varsity Blues scandal came out yesterday about how William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman’s marriage is feeling the strain. You solely going down for what your husband probably did too can do that to a marriage. Well, bribing your way into college seems to be a bad choice for all families, as now it’s being reported that Lori Loughlin and Mossimo’s daughters hate them for messing with their lives their Instagram likes.

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Olivia Jade’s Former Classmate Isn’t Surprised She’s Involved In The Cheating Admissions Scandal 

March 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Olivia Jade‘s parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo, have truly ruined her reputation as a privileged, spoiled brat by making her look like a privileged, spoiled brat. Not only is the Internet dragging her and her family to hell for their alleged college bribery schemes, but Olivia is also finding herself in the crosshairs of the competition. A fellow lifestyle YouTuber named Harlow Brooks hopped on her channel and read Olivia for filth… or as close to it as someone holding a mason jar of iced chai tea can get…

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Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin, And Their Bribery Cohorts Are Being Sued For $500 Billion

March 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Because the second most popular life affirming mantra embroidered on lace trimmed pillows in basement lounge rooms is “It’s going to get worse before it gets better” (the first is “Live, Laugh, Love” obviously), the college admissions cheating scandal just got a little worse for the implicated parties. Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin, and their deep pocket buddies have been named in a $500 billion lawsuit by a mom and her son who say he was unfairly denied college admission due to these lying, cheating hos. Maybe they figured that if they win the $500 billion they can buy his way into college, too?

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“Fuller House” Drops Lori Loughlin As Her Daughters Drop Out Of USC 

March 15, 2019 / Posted by:

I bet that Lori Loughlin wishes her daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, were actual rowers, because she and her husband Mossimo are currently up shit creek without a paddle and their asses could use some help.

Because Aunt Becky and Mossimo were indicted on federal charges for allegedly using $500,000 of their money to scam their daughters’ way into USC, Hallmark has sent her the opposite of a greeting card (a pink slip) by dumping her and are reportedly finding ways to scrub her from their highest-rated show When Calls The Heart. On top of that, TMZ is hearing that Netflix will not bring Aunt Becky back for the fifth and final season of  Fuller House. But while Aunty Becky is crying tears in whatever opulent mansion she’s currently living in over her reputation as America’s wholesome auntie getting tarnished by her alleged scheming antics, her daughter Olivia Jade might be doing cartwheels of joy on a beach in the Bahamas.

Because TMZ reports that Olivia and her sister Isabella aren’t going back to USC. YouTuber and “influencer” Olivia Jade loves attention, but she doesn’t want attention from students who will boo, hiss, and throw tomatoes at her over her parents buying her way into USC. Although, Olivia could turn tomatoes into tomatoe-ade by doing a YouTube makeup tutorial where she shows viewers how to use the tomatoes thrown by your h8rz to make the perfect lip gloss. Think about it, Olivia!

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Olivia Jade Was On The Yacht Of A Top USC Official When Her Parents Were Indicted

March 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Olivia Jade was yachting in the Bahamas on her friend’s dad’s boat when her mom and dad were indicted and had to cut her trip short. Her friend’s dad also happens to be the Chairman of USC’s Board of Trustees, billionaire real estate developer Rick Caruso. Whenever people talk about bad optics, this is what they mean. According to TMZ, Olivia was actually on Spring Break so presumably wasn’t missing her 9:00 AM Citizenship in A Diverse World course (a GE requirement at USC) or anything. But maybe she can get some work study credits for this experience anyway.

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