Category: Olivia Culpo

Olivia Culpo Claims Married Famous Dudes Slid Into Her DMs After She Became Single

May 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Olivia Culpo is a former Miss Universe and a social media influencer and professional girlfriend and someone I will forever have to go down my list of Olivia’s to figure out who the hell she is. Why are there so many social media influencers who look alike named Olivia (Olivia Jade, Olivia Palermo, Olivia Munn, Taylor Swift’s cat). Anyway, THIS Olivia went on Jenny McCarthy’s SiriusM show to talk about how after her messy, public break up from alleged cheating hot piece Danny Amendola, married men have been hitting her up.

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Danny Amendola Went Off On Ex Olivia Culpo And Her New Boyfriend Zedd On Instagram

April 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Danny Amendola is a good-lookin’ slab of NFL player and just now revealed himself as crazy which is always a good combo in a man. Nothing like a hot guy with a crazy streak! The cops will get called eventually but the sex is usually way good prior to that unfortunate moment. Danny dug deep into his failed relationship with his ex Olivia Culpo in a since-deleted Instagram post. As well as insulting her current boyfriend. He misspelled his insult but we’ll still take it.

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Demi Lovato Wasn’t A Fan Of Nick Jonas’ Ex Olivia Culpo

July 22, 2016 / Posted by:

Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas, who appear to be giving you brothel madam and reluctant male companion above, have been friends since back in their Disney Channel days. And they’ve remained good friends ever since. Nick and Demi are currently on the Future Now tour together, and they recently talked to Billboard about their friendship. Nick and Demi also gave a little master class in what it takes to date Nick Jonas, and apparently one of the keys to success is getting Demi’s approval. They even provided a helpful example via Nick Jonas’ ex-girlfriend Oliva Culpo. For example, if you want to get the thumbs up from Demi to date Nick Jonas, do not be Oliva Culpo.

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FYI: Tim Tebow And Olivia Culpo Never Did It Because They Never Dated

December 1, 2015 / Posted by:

You’re probably freebasing Red Bull and crushed Vivarin right now, because the break-up of  Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo kept your eyelids open all night. Well, TMZ has more information we all need to know. TMZ says that it’s impossible that Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo broke up, because they were never together in the first place.

The story was that Miss Universe 2012 dumped Tim Tebow after 2 months of dating, because her chocha was hungry for peen and wrapped around his peen is a note that reads, “For my future wife and future wife only.” But sources tell TMZ that Tim and Olivia didn’t date for 2 minutes, let alone 2 months. They met at church and hung out with friends, but they never went out alone together. The source claims that the tabloids made it all up.

UsWeekly’s source says that Tim was “super into her” and thinks she’s a “goddess,” but she just got out of a relationship with ex-purity ring wearer turned professional gay baiter Nick Jonas and wasn’t looking for another boyfriend. Olivia’s publicist, I mean, the source, really should’ve kept the “goddess” part out, because that’s when it turned straight into “fanfic written by Olivia Culpo” territory.

So there we go. Tim Tebow and Olivia Culpo probably didn’t date. They definitely didn’t fuck and he’s probably still a coochie virgin. And I fully expect People to report that Michelle Duggar is pregnant for the 4,567,987th time. Because knowing that Tim Tebow is still available for one of his daughters to marry made Jim Bob Duggar shoot a load so powerful that it ripped through his double-pleated khakis and landed in Michelle’s eye. Yup, Michelle and Jim Bob are so fertile that even a load to the eye can knock her up.

Pic: GQ

Olivia Culpo Called It Quits With Tim Tebow Because He Wouldn’t Put Out

November 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Pour out a glass of non-alcoholic sparkling grape juice for Tim Tebow’s favorite hand-holding hand today (it’s totally the left one), as it’s about to be real lonely. According to the NY Daily News, Jesus’ favorite football player is single again after his girlfriend of two months dumped his ass and she’s citing lack of dick as the reason.

The handsome human VeggieTales character got together with the former Miss USA and former Nick Jonas humper Olivia Culpo at the beginning of October. And when I say “got together“, I’m of course referring to everything but their genitals, because Tim Tebow is chaste virgin type who is saving himself for marriage. And it seemed like everything was good; one of Olivia’s friends claim that Tim was really into her and was sending her “love letters and cute notes“. But she decided to end it because no matter how many love letters he was throwing at her, she just couldn’t deal with the cobwebs collecting on her crotch.

Okay, I’m totally on Team Olivia here, because I too would have a hard time dealing with an endless string of Netflix and Chill nights that involved actually watching Netflix. But I have questions. Unless Olivia doesn’t own a computer that has access to Tim Tebow’s Wikipedia page, she should have known going into it that Tim Tebow is a hardcore Christian who is saving his fuck parts for his future wife. Or maybe she did know that, but she was so desperate for Tebowners that she paid a wizard to bless her with a magic coochie that could hypnotize Tim’s wiener and change his mind about premarital sex. If it’s the second option, then I suggest she might want to find that wizard and get her money back, because it clearly didn’t work.

Pics: Wenn.com

Chrissy Teigen’s Dress Was Out For Blood Last Night

May 18, 2015 / Posted by:

For those of you who are reaching for your glasses and wondering who hired Robert Gimlin and the ghost of Roger Patterson to operate the cameras for the Billboard Music Awards, don’t worry – it’s not you. The above image is blurry because current film technology isn’t advanced enough to catch the ninja-like speed of Chrissy Teigen’s dress as it attempted to take out the poor woman walking behind her. Forget Taylor Swift and her gangly gang of suburban road warriors; Chrissy’s dress was the real deadly assassin at the BBMAs.

As Chrissy was walking to the stage with her co-host Ludacris, some woman tried to cut across behind her, but I guess she caught the back of Chrissy’s dress and instead of her ass landing in her seat, it landed on the floor. Unfortunately, Chrissy didn’t have time to be the wind beneath that lady’s wings and lift her ass off the ground, so she kept walking. Does anyone have an extra sweater? It just got COLD!

But Chrissy Teigen would like you to know she’s not a icy-hearted ho who enjoys watching clumsy tricks struggle all over the floor. According to Chrissy, Chrissy didn’t know there was a Code BOOM happening behind her.

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