Mel Gibson’s split with his ex Oksana Grigorieva continues to demonstrate how it was the prototype for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s divorce proceedings – very, very messy.
Back in March, Oksana asked Mel to increase his child support payments from $20,000 a month to over a $100,000. Inflation! This was followed by the courts freezing her yearly divorce settlement payout because she took her ass on the Howard Stern show in 2013 and mentioned him a few times. This violated a non-disclosure agreement. Please remember that she turned down Mel’s initial offer of 15 MILLION to keep quiet about his ragey, racist, and allegedly physically abusive ways in the hopes of acquiring more of his cash. In the end, she ended up with $250,000. Every human who ever married for money still sheds a tear when they recall that incident.
Finally, though, Oksana is getting paid. Kind of. She needs to use it for rent because it was upon agreement that she move out of Mel’s 2.4 million dollar Sherman Oaks rental house .
This is the second time in 2016 that we’re talking about Mel Gibson’s gold digger baby mama Oksana Grigorieva. I don’t know what kind of backwards mistake rotation the earth made on New Year’s Eve to cause so many fame whores of the past to get attention in the present.
The last time we talked about Oksana and the horny human catcher’s mitt known as Mel, she asked him to increase his monthly child support payments for their 6-year-old daughter Lucia from $20,000 to over $100,000. Oksana’s really going to be crossing her fingers and praying hard to Saint Sugartits for that child support increase now, because TMZ says an appearance on Howard Stern back in 2013 cost her half a million dollars.
There is a magical place, one most people dream, but only a select few get to see, let alone be a part of. It is decadent, gold splashed everywhere, designer shopping bags filled with goodies and champagne that pours directly onto your breasts and into your glass. This magical place is the Gold Diggers Hall of Fame and every Hollywood tramp, I mean, Lady, dreams of having her picture up in it one day. However, there is a dark and sad place within its hallowed walls… the Room of Failure. This room is piled high with broken shovels and black and white photos with cracked glass of those that did not seal the deal, sell the story or simply fucked up. Queen of this sad place is Oksana Grigorieva, the baby mama of Mel Gibson.
Oksana is back in the news today because she’s hoping to limp out of the Room of Failure by asking for more, much more, in child support. Based on her past plays and scorecard, I’m not gonna hold out any hope or place my chips on her. She fucked up real bad, real big back in 2011 when she said “no” to Mel’s offer of $15 million. She made it out like she mostly said no because she wanted to rework the part of the deal involving him spending unsupervised time with their daughter, Lucia. We all strained to not spit up whatever we were drinking, including the judge. She ended up getting $750,000 over six years and Mel got even more daddy time with the kid. Since then it’s been blow after blow. She filed for bankruptcy in 2014 and was fined a shit ton the same year for talking about Mel when she wasn’t supposed to. I was pretty surprised back when this all happened because of Mel’s history with anti-semitism, sexism, alcohol and even admitting to hitting her. I thought his sugartits were done for but he’s the slime that keeps on sliming, I suppose.
Now TMZ is reporting that Oksana is heading back to court to try and up her $20,000 a month to $100,000. She’s claiming she needs the money to higher more security for their daughter, even though she has no proof that she’s at risk, as well as to support a certain lifestlye (travel, lodging, etc). Maybe this is her time? Maybe she’s been playing some slow burn game and this time the judge will be like, “my poor girl! What a travesty! I award you a million dollars a month forever and ever!” But I’m not counting on that. And neither should she. I’m just hoping that judge punishes Mel more harshly than whatever heartless creature judge they got before. What a monster!
The entire gold digging community bowed their heads and poured one out yesterday for Mad Mel Gibson’s ex-piece and the mother of his kid Oksana Grigorieva when her status changed from “gold digger” to “failed gold digger” after she filed for bankruptcy. OctoSana claimed that she’s got only $10 cash in her coin purse and she’s $438,000 in the hole. It was a sad day for all gold diggers and it gets worse….
In 2011, OctoSana did the dumb bitch move of all dumb bitch moves by turning down Mad Mel’s offer to settle for $15 million, because she and her lawyers thought she could get more. She didn’t. A judge later ruled that Mad Mel must pay her $750,000 in 5 installments until 2016. As part of the settlement deal, OctoSana promised to not let Mel Gibson’s name come out of her mouth to the media. OctoSana broke that little rule when she went on Howard Stern in October.
TMZ notes that Howard brought up Mel a lot and OctoSana kept it brief, but she still answered questions about him. The full interview is here if your ears need that. Mad Mel Gibson’s lawyers felt like OctoSana violated their settlement agreement and took it to the courts! The judge reviewed the interview and after Mad Mel slipped the judge a check with four zeros on it (probably), they ruled that OctoSana did violate the settlement agreement. The judge ruled that OctoSana gave up the rest of her settlement by talking to Stern about Mad Mel. Mad Mel still owed her $375,000 and now she’s not going to get any of it.
I listened to Howard’s interview with OctoSana again and she didn’t really say anything about him directly. Howard would ask her a question about Mad Mel and she’d spit out non-direct answers like, “it’s too painful to talk about,” or “thank you.” But she should’ve never went on Howard in the first place. If she couldn’t resist the urge to not scratch her fame whore gene and she just had to go on Stern, she should’ve done what she did when Mel told her to blow him: kept her pool noodle lips shut the entire time.
So now OctoSana is as bankrupt as her lips and she won’t get another cent from Mad Mel unless she takes up his offer to blow him for $5 and you know he offered her that since he still hasn’t gotten a blow job in decades. The sadness of it all. I’m going to go and re-read old Elin Nordegren posts, because my soul needs a feel-good gold digger story.
Back in 2011, Mad Mel Gibson’s ex-gold digging piece and the mother of his poor child, Oksana Grigorieva, made the entire gold digging community hit their foreheads with their shovels while saying “DOH!” when she stupidly turned down a $15 million settlement from that Jew-hating, maniacal, dried-up Rottweiler testicle. If Oksana took that money, she’d be cackling into the night air while her high-paid sex slaves blew HER before jacuzzi. But Oksana got super greedy and thought she could pull more gold coins out of Mad Mel’s pockets if she dragged his charbroiled dingo goiter face in front of a judge in court. Oksana gambled and lost, because the judge awarded her a $750,000 settlement, which Mad Mel has to pay in installments until 2016. It was a sad day in gold digging history. We all lowered our shovels at half-mast. And now, OctoSana’s checking account is as empty as Mel Gibson’s sanity tank.
TMZ says that she recently filed for bankruptcy, because she only has a $10 bill to her name and has $48,000 in assets, but owes $438,000. She gets $20,000 a month in child support from Mad Mel for their daughter Lucia and she gets $2,500 a month in child support from Timothy Dalton for their son Alexander. OctoSana is a singer and an artist, but she’s only made $200 in 6 months from royalties and she sold one painting for $500. A major chunk of her debts is from legal bills. OctoSana went through 40 lawyers during her custody bitch fight with Mad Mel and she owes her attorneys around $250,000.
Oh, OctoSana, I had such high gold digging hopes for you….
You can’t just take your settlement and inject it all directly into your lips. Noted gold diggers turned serious business women like Kimora Lee and Heather Mills (um, she did reach for the entrepreneurial stars with that failed Vegan fast-food restaurant) should take OctoSana under their wing and teach her how to turn a pile of an old rich man’s money into four piles of your own money, because this is just dreadful. Now OctoSana has to take her face to her back alley plastic surgeon’s office and squeeze out some of that filler in her inner tube lips for a refund (plus a 20% restocking fee). The worst part of all of this is that glum cunt Mel is probably smug cunt Mel today.
Last year, Mad Mel Gibson offered Oksana Grigorieva $15 million as a break-up settlement in exchange for a blow job before jacuzzi (you can’t blame an asshole for trying). After OctoSana shook her head no to that offer (which because of her inner tube lips sounded like the dick slap dance from Kids), Mad Mel offered her $15 million straight up. That’s when OctoSana took a gold digger gamble by turning Mel down and decided to take him to court instead. Well, in case you couldn’t tell from the fuck my life face she’s making in that picture above, bitch gambled and LOST.
TMZ says that when OctoSana turned down the $15 million last year, she tried to make it sound like she did it because part of the settlement included Mad Mel spending unsupervised time with their daughter Lucia. But their source claims that she thought her shovel could hit more gold if she dragged his crusty prune face to court.
Today was court day, and when OctoSana put her open palms out to collect her money, the court put a single $750,000 coin in her hands. $750,000!!!!!! The court stenographer immediately stopped her typing to play this sound on a boombox:
That’s not even worth a fart from that original $15 million settlement! If that isn’t already a kick to a gold digger’s shovel, the settlement also gives Mad Mel even more unsupervised visits with his daughter.
The $750,000 will be paid over the next 5 years. The house she’s living in will be sold and that money will go into a trust for their daughter. OctoSana and Mel will share both legal and physical custody of Lucia. OctoSana will also get child support every month, but that amount wasn’t disclosed. Both OctoSana and Mel agreed to never speak of their relationship to the media again.
DAMN. DAMN. DAMN.
Let this be a lesson to gold diggers everywhere. When you make a baby with a Jew-hating, child-punching, anushole monster who has the face of a peach seed shat out of a walruses’ ass and he offers you $15 million as a break-up settlement, TAKE THAT MONEY! Use it to change your name to Diabetes Tits Grigoriewitz and immediately move into a jacuzzi-free house in the middle of Israel. Mad Mel will never come for you and you’ll never have to hear the words “BLOW ME BITCH” come out of his face lips ever again.