Category: Oh Canada
Ben Mulroney Denies Wife Jessica Mulroney Is Writing A Tell All About Meghan Markle
Friendship. It’s a complicated thing. Over time, people change. They drift apart. Move away. Maybe one marries a prince and is vilified by the British press. The other uses her famous friend to bolster her career, which she promptly ruins by threatening a Black influencer. The ties fade. The friendship ends. Sad, really.
Weirdly enough, that classic tale of bygone BFFs is exactly what went down between Meghan Markle and Canadian stylist Jessica Mulroney. After Jessica pressed the “ESPLODE” button on her career/reputation, Meghan sources did a little “social distancing” and claimed the two had been on the outs for quite some time. Then, this past weekend, The Daily Mail claimed a “devastated” Jessica was thinking about writing a tell-all book about Meghan. Continue reading
Meghan Markle Is Reportedly “Mortified” Over BFF Jessica Mulroney’s Problematic Behavior
Meghan Markle has been taking time from suing the tabloids and trying to convince Prince Harry to start an OnlyFans to pay back their Frogmore renovations to try to control the flames from the dumpster fire that started when her “BFF” Jessica Mulroney, Canadian television personality (and I’m being generous with that description), decided to show her privileged ass while trying to take down Sasha Exeter, a social media influencer who is a Black woman. According to The Daily Mail (via Page Six), the former duchess is beyond embarrassed and is making efforts to dissociate herself from Jessica (which should really be Meghan’s new full-time gig: staying away from shitty people. Maybe Disney can option a movie out of it?)
Celebrities Are Still Singing At Us
Last month, the world lost Bill Withers. And, despite this, organizers at ArtistsCAN, an artists initiative raising funds for COVID-19 relief in Canada, thought it would be a good idea (Canadians always have the best of intentions) to stage a virtual performance, pulling together some Canadian singers––many of whom couldn’t hold a fucking candle to Bill––and get them to croak out his signature song, “Lean On Me”. In a spectacle that literally nobody asked for, people like Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne and Michael Buble, shat all over Bill’s legacy with their warbling, auto-tuned renditions, albeit all for a good cause. And, like any respectable group of narcissists, insisted on filming the whole thing. Your move, Gal Gadot.
Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Might Move To Canada
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan are the cover stars of this week’s Us Weekly, which is definitely a risky move on Us Weekly’s part, considering that Harry has made it absolutely clear he’ll call his lawyers if Meghan is the subject of tacky tabloid gossip. But Us Weekly is probably safe, because their coverage of Harry and Meghan here is generally positive.
According to UsWeekly’s cover story, Harry and Meghan are TIRED OF THE LIES. Which I believe is the polite supermarket-friendly way of saying that Harry and Meghan are fucking 100% done with the bullshit written about them in the British press. And apparently Harry and Meghan are so over it, they’ve considered packing up Archie and moving across the pond to Canada.
Aaron Carter Has Added To His Tattoo Collection
Here’s an update for those of you who didn’t think it could get any worse for Aaron Carter than getting a tattoo of Rihanna-as-Medusa on the side his face. Aaron Carter got another big, visible tattoo. But unlike that one on his face, this newest one is a whole lot more difficult to identify what it is. Well, besides “huge mistake” or “giant waste of money,” of course. Both of those are technically correct guesses, but not the answer Aaron would be looking for. Oh, and speaking of looking – if you’re looking for Aaron, try Canada. Because apparently he lives in Canada now.
Weed Is Officially Legal In Canada
As a Canadian person, I can confidently assure outsiders who look upon Canada as this always-smiling apologetic utopia that it’s not. It’s cold for about 11 months of the year. Near every pond lurks a pack of Canada Geese that will either try to bite you or will laugh as you slip on their poo. But at least we can now legally smoke all our problems away, because today marks the first day that cannabis is 100% legal in Canada.