Although, I’d rather see footage of Cardi B giving birth than see her touch tongues with Offset while her doll leg nails are on his face.
Nothing is sacred anymore. Cardi B‘s kinda/sorta/maybe husband Offset has spliced footage from her giving birth into a promotional video for his upcoming new album, I’m just awaiting the moment somebody follows suit and films the very first celebrity childbirth on Instagram Live.
Variety is reporting that last night at the Grammy Awards, Belcalis Almanzar aka Cardi B, became a big winner. And I don’t mean because she managed to get that mutant threeway Disney baby of Ursula from The Little Mermaid, Babette from Beauty and the Beast and Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove out of the Thierry Mugler archive to waddle down the red-carpet in. Cardi also became the first solo woman in Grammys history to win the award for Best Rap Album.
Rich people fighting over stupid shit annoys me, so you can imagine how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes when I heard that Chris Brown and Cardi B’s stalker/husband Offset were fighting over the impending deportation of Atlanta’s own 21 Savage. The two of them got into a virtual pissing contest where they both promised to beat each other up. Listen, don’t talk about it BE ABOUT IT! If you gonna smack him, smack him! Unfortunately, they’re only in the preliminary stages of this fight because they’re still trading jabs at each other online.
So you know how 21 Savage is in the custody of ICE and is in danger of being deported, even though his lawyer says he never lied to the US government and has been trying to get a visa for several years now? Well, crusty hemorrhoid, Chris Brown, decided he would make fun of it because it worked out so well for Demi Lovato. Can you guess what happened next? People got pissed at Chris. Namely, Cardi B‘s on-again husband, Offset.
In an interview with the Associated Press (via The Hollywood Reporter), upcoming Pepsi spokeshoethrower Cardi B got into her reasoning as to why she turned down today’s Super Bowl halftime gig. “They wanted me to share a stage with Maroon 5. Need I say more?” wasn’t a quote that popped up during the interview to the surprise of myself and other readers.
Welp, that publicity stunt break up lasted almost a full two months. Longer than I thought it would. Kudos to them. “Sources” are telling TMZ that Cardi B and Offset have decided to move on from all the cheating and get back together. And with Cardi’s new foray into politics, she’ll need a man to stand next to her on podiums when she gives rousing campaign speeches.