Finger-lickin’ good rapstress and new mom Cardi B has reportedly taken issue with a strip club bartender for allegedly sleeping with her husband, Migos rapper Offset. TMZ alleges that Cardi’s been incensed over the alleged victim Jade, a bartender at Queens, NY’s Angels Strip Club, possibly having climbed aboard the father of her one-month-old daughter Kulture Kiari. Cardi has reportedly been so wrought about it that she allegedly ordered a couple of beatdowns on Jade and Jade’s sister, fellow Angels Strip Club bartender Baddie Gi. Doesn’t all this drama distract from what everyone’s there for – exotic dancers on poles? This must affect business for the featured talent. With all of this alleged violence going on at the club, some of the patrons had to have ducked and ran and the performers probably didn’t receive the amount of ones and fives to which they’re accustomed. THINK OF THE STRIPPERS, CARDI!
You know you’ve made it big in the rap world when jealous hos start calling you out for flashy purchases and accuse you of leasing your tricked out ride. Cardi B is apparently not one to lease a luxury car and took to firing off her bank statement to slap down her accusers. It actually only made me more jealous because it looks like Cardi pregamed her Lamborghini purchase with a tricked out spread at her local Waffle House.
Nicki Minaj may not be able to grasp the fact that Chun-Li is not a bad guy, but she’s still got some sense in her and she used it to extend a message of peace to Cardi B. After months of feuding and saying how Cardi hurt her feelings, Nicki seems to have buried the hatchet.
The Blast reports that, after hearing about Cardi giving birth to baby Kulture Kiari Cephus, Nicki went out and called the fanciest children’s store in all of Los Angeles and ordered up a basket of shit.
After much initial secrecy, a dramatic live TV pregnancy reveal, and a half-naked Rolling Stone cover, the day has finally come. Cardi B and her not-so-secret husband Offset are parents of a baby girl. TMZ says it happened last night at an Atlanta, Georgia hospital. They don’t say what the birth was like, so it’s up to me to interpret what happened. And of course I’m picturing the hospital halls being filled with the sounds Cardi busting out some Lamaze-style breathing techniques mixed with vocal trills, while Offset shouts random ad-libs like “Baby,” “Crowning,” and “That’s a lotta goo.”
This is 25-year-old Cardi’s first child, while 26-year-old Offset also has two sons, Jordan and Kody, and a daughter Kalea from previous relationships. Cardi confirmed the news herself on Instagram with picture from what appears to be Beyoncé’s pregnancy photo shoot (minus the clothing budget), and let everyone know the baby’s birth date and the baby’s name. Please welcome to the world, little Kulture Kiari Cephus.
To decode that name a little, Kiari is is Offset’s first name and Cephus is his last name (Kiari Kendrell Cephus). Kulture is…who even knows. It could be Cardi’s way of paying homage to Offset’s rap group Migos, whose second and third album were titled Culture and Culture II. Or maybe it’s not even pronounced like culture, but Koal-tyure, like couture. Nope, it’s probably just straight-up Kulture. Whatever the reason or pronunciation behind it, you know the Kardashians are mad as hell and have already spoken to their lawyers. There goes the perfect name for a yogurt brand launch, and just think of the tasteless, semen-y looking ad campaign that could have been.
Cardi B is proving to be the ultimate ride-or-die type of wifey to rapper Offset, as she continues to defend him for passing his peen around to side-hos. And we say romance is dead? Continue reading
As far as anyone on the outside knew, Cardi B’s relationship with Migos rapper Offset was that she was his fiancée, he was her yet-to-be-born baby’s father, and they were the type who would pose on the cover of Rolling Stone with him kissing her bare-from-the-boobs-down body. What we didn’t know is that Offset is actually Cardi B’s husband, according to TMZ. We missed the wedding? What a shame, I would have loved to have bought her a toasturrrrrrrr.