Madamoiselle Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, aka Our Stripper Queen of the Bronx, Cardi B, is here to make it clear that you will never see her baby Kulture Kiari Cephus, at least not until she is good and ready. How serious is Cardi B about not letting you see her baby? Dead serious. Shoe-throw serious. $1 million serious.
Rapper/shoe thrower Cardi B sat down with W Magazine for a lengthy interview about her career, her love life, pregnancy and trying to jump Nicki Minaj at the Harpers Bazaar ICONS party during New York Fashion Week. Cardi also brings up Kris Jenner’s words of money whore wisdom to her, so keep your vat of holy water close.
Our Stripper Queen of The Bronx, Cardi B has gotten into some legitimate legal trouble with the police. Last month, Cardi was accused of ordering a hit on two of strip club bartenders.
You see, there was discord in the stripper sisterhood when a girl whose real name is probably not Jade allegedly had sex with Cardi’s husband and father of her kid, Offset. In response, Cardi forgave her cheating man, but didn’t forgive Jade. Cardi allegedly ordered her posse to jump Jade and Jade’s sister, whose real name is also probably not Baddie Gi, at Angels Strip Club in Queens.
Finger-lickin’ good rapstress and new mom Cardi B has reportedly taken issue with a strip club bartender for allegedly sleeping with her husband, Migos rapper Offset. TMZ alleges that Cardi’s been incensed over the alleged victim Jade, a bartender at Queens, NY’s Angels Strip Club, possibly having climbed aboard the father of her one-month-old daughter Kulture Kiari. Cardi has reportedly been so wrought about it that she allegedly ordered a couple of beatdowns on Jade and Jade’s sister, fellow Angels Strip Club bartender Baddie Gi. Doesn’t all this drama distract from what everyone’s there for – exotic dancers on poles? This must affect business for the featured talent. With all of this alleged violence going on at the club, some of the patrons had to have ducked and ran and the performers probably didn’t receive the amount of ones and fives to which they’re accustomed. THINK OF THE STRIPPERS, CARDI!
You know you’ve made it big in the rap world when jealous hos start calling you out for flashy purchases and accuse you of leasing your tricked out ride. Cardi B is apparently not one to lease a luxury car and took to firing off her bank statement to slap down her accusers. It actually only made me more jealous because it looks like Cardi pregamed her Lamborghini purchase with a tricked out spread at her local Waffle House.
Nicki Minaj may not be able to grasp the fact that Chun-Li is not a bad guy, but she’s still got some sense in her and she used it to extend a message of peace to Cardi B. After months of feuding and saying how Cardi hurt her feelings, Nicki seems to have buried the hatchet.
The Blast reports that, after hearing about Cardi giving birth to baby Kulture Kiari Cephus, Nicki went out and called the fanciest children’s store in all of Los Angeles and ordered up a basket of shit.