Category: O.J. Simpson

Blac Chyna’s Mom Might Want To Sex O.J.

October 5, 2017 / Posted by:

O.J. Simpson was released from prison last weekend. Perhaps you’ll see him gracing a golf course near you (although you Floridians might be disappointed). In depressing news, women of questionable sanity who are into probable homicidal maniacs are already prowling for him. Blac Chyna’s own mom and devoted ally to transgender people Tokyo Toni, might be leading the charge.

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The Juice Is Loose: O.J.’s Out Of Jail

October 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Orenthal “O.J.” Simpson is now out of jail, a day earlier than he was rumored to be released. O.J. has completed his 9-year stint at the Nevada Correctional Center for kidnapping and armed robbery and was released a little after midnight. TMZ sez that the man whose Ford Bronco chase rang the death knell for all of my daytime stories (Erica Kane and Viki Lord Buchanan Carpenter Davidson Banks should have sued) is reportedly staying in Nevada for the time being. He hopes to eventually live in Florida but “the paperwork hasn’t been processed.” Florida’s Attorney General Pam Bondi is trying to block that move. You know you’re not exactly popular when an entire state wants you to take the long way around them, thank you. Scratch that, you KNOW you’re unpopular when FLORIDA won’t take you.

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Caitlyn Jenner Wonders If Robert Kardashian Represented O.J. Simpson To Get Revenge On Kris 

April 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Caitlyn Jenner writes in her memoir, The Secrets Of My Life, about having gender reassignment surgery, but she probably knew that she’d need something ESCANDALOSO to drop in order to really sell that shit. Enter: the O.J. case.

Since the O.J. Simpson murder case got a lot of attention last year thanks to American Crime Story and O.J.:Made In America, Caitlyn brings it up in her book. Caitlyn pulls out some brand new information that Robert Kardashian totally didn’t say himself in 1996. Radar posted a piece from Caitlyn’s book where she claims that Robert told her in so many words that he thought O.J. did it. Caitlyn also writes that she believes Robert only took the case because Pimp Mama Kris hated O.J. and he wanted to get back at her for moving on from their marriage and marrying a gold medal-winning athlete. Caitlyn should really get another gold medal in the sport of Making It All About Her.

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