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April 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Paula Patton debuted her new boyfriend (that Ronnie from Jersey Shore-looking one she’s holding hands with) on the ho stroll. There’s a good reason for why your douche detector may have gone off while looking at that pic. The rumor is that Paula’s new man is still married to the mother of his kids and isn’t legally separated from her. Okay, so he could possibly be a cheating sludge of sleaze. A type: Paula Patton definitely has one! – Celebitchy

Ugh, here comes St. Angie Jolie to mess up the villainess image of Maleficent again. I miss the days when Maleficent was the villain in a movie – Lainey Gossip

Okay, but while Porsha Williams is setting up residency in NeNe Leakes’ ass cave, Sheree Whitfield is doing the same in Wig’s ass cave – Reality Tea

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April 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Clearasil created a bigger mess than my skin after using their products by releasing a commercial that some think delivers a gay-hating message. In the commercial, a straight teen girl complains about wanting a pimple gone before prom and the pimple happens to be a stereotypical gay guy who gets killed by Clearasil. Once Clearasil gets rid of her big gay pimple, the straight teen girl happily goes to the prom and has a perfect night. I’m sure not everyone hates that commercial. I bet Mike Pence’s wife will get a text that reads, “Mother, please pick up several tubes of my new favorite cleanser Clearasil.” – Towleroad

So you know, I’m like really New York, and I am really into art, and I’m like really into New York” is probably what Justin Theroux said on a loop during his drink date with this mystery girl – Lainey Gossip 

Brad Pitt is “glowing” around his own Amal Clooney, which means he’s probably back on the good shit again – Celebitchy

Jayde Nicole is a name I forgot about years ago, but well, here she is giving a free Girls Gone Wild show next to an Uber – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

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April 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Ethereal Austrian nightingale Conchita Wurst has decided to tell everyone that she’s HIV-positive after an ex-boyfriend threatened to go public with the info. If there’s a hell under hell, then Conchita’s blackmailing ex-boyfriend just ended up on the list of its future residents for trying to hurt Jesus’ gorgeous twin sister – Towleroad

Brad Pitt’s very own Amal Clooney is getting the pap treatment now – Lainey Gossip

Dear Bella Hadid, you tried it, but every high school girl from the 90s wore this summertime look better – Drunken Stepfather

Looks like Kanye West got Jaden Smith to ghost-tweet for him – Celebitchy

Andy Cohen, who pretty much gets paid to say that the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is going to be better, says that the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is going to be better – Reality Tea

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April 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Thousands of Directioners probably lost their virginity when a clip of Harry Styles looking like he’s popping a boner made the rounds. Err, I’m pretty sure that’s a pocket or something, but if you’re a sick bitch who has always had a thing for Barney, don’t let that stop you from fapping to that purple boner – Towleroad

Somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she can stop wearing those Uncle Terry glasses now that she’s split from his best friend Justin TherouxLainey Gossip

Since ABC is probably all up Roseanne’s ass due to her ratings, it’s going to be really awkward when they make her in charge of Black-ish and Fresh Off the BoatCelebitchy

It’s weird that MTV didn’t announce that they replaced JWoww with Pimp Mama Kris in a wig for Jersey Shore Family VacationReality Tea

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April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

A dude named Eric Jon Schmidt is running for West Hollywood City Council, and has decided to avoid blackmail schemes and smear campaigns by directing the people to his Dudesnude profile that’s filled with peen pics and fuck videos. Now THIS is a political campaign I can get behind, in front of, to the side, 69, etc… Now let’s hope future politicians will follow Eric Jon Schmidt’s lead (but only the hot ones!!!) – Towleroad

Leighton Meester as a blonde is giving me “JLo in Gwen Stefani cosplay” vibes – Lainey Gossip

Meghan Markle allegedly dumped her husband by sending him a letter through the mail. If that’s true, what an ice-cold demon she is. I think I like her now – Celebitchy

Remember that one from Real Housewives of Orange County you don’t care about? And remember when she split with the man you also don’t care about? Well, they might be back together – Reality Tea

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March 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow wished her man Brad Falchuk a happy birthday, and while doing so, she wanted everyone to know what he looks like without a top on. Or maybe she was reminiscing about that extremely romantic time when she took him into the woods to get his-and-hers trout urine enemas – Lainey Gossip

Rick Ross is in the hospital and he’s in a bad, bad way – Pitchfork

Charlize Theron used to be a stoner until she got to her 30s and the good shit just made her stand in front of her refrigerator a lot. I’m sure she stood in the fridge a lot because the food did a Pee-wee’s Playhouse-like show for her. She acts like that’s a bad thing – Celebitchy

Perfection IS  D’Andra Simmons’ mom who looks like a watercolor painting of Tammy Faye BakkerReality Tea 

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