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Night Crumbs

August 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Kendall Jenner’s Doberman got accused of nipping at a little girl at a restaurant. Kendall apparently busted out of there before the little girl’s mother could talk to her (and she also denies her dog nipped at anyone). Looks like Kendull inherited the gift of taking responsibility from Caitlyn! And really, it could’ve been worse for that little girl. Instead of getting nipped at by Kendull’s Doberman, she could’ve gotten her young soul sucked out of her body by Kendull’s pimpager  – Celebitchy

Joanna Krupa got married to husband #2 in Poland, and her walk down the aisle was filled with as much happiness and romance as my walk into the DMV when I don’t have an appointment – Reality Tea

If videos could be flags, this video would be Florida’s official state flag – Pajiba

Bleona from the underrated Bravo jewel Euros of Hollywood made Shailene Woodley proud by sunning her vagine – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

“How tacky of Brit Brit Spears to whore out her perfume during Pride” said a bunch of people before catching Chase brand anal beads (with an attached credit card application) and waving at some reality show trick who got paid to sit on Toyota’s float   – Towleroad

Lily-Rose Depp wore white biker shorts with her name airbrushed on the ass part in pink. Who knew that her stylist is a Florida sorority sister from the 90s? – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Love Hewitt is serving wonk eye, chichis and Talbots glamour – Popoholic

There’s a documentary about the life and times of Paul WalkerOMG Blog

Something tells me that Kelly Clarkson is about to get a rage-filled voicemail from current daytime talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres  – Just Jared

Poke at me when the Dynasty reboot gets rid of the fraudulent Alexis Carrington (Nicolette Sheridan) and brings on the real Alexis Carrington (I don’t need to tell you who that is) – SOW

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Afternoon Crumbs

June 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Tessa Thompson has come out as a lover of both peen and poon, and also said that she and Janelle Monae love each other very much and “vibrate on the same frequency.” Tessa is probably speaking new age shit, and doesn’t mean that she and Janelle use the same setting on their vibrators. But still, that quote is going to make everyone who wants them to be a thing put their vibrators away, because Tessa’s words alone will give them the down-low electric tingles – Pajiba

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are in India, and it doesn’t look like they’re wearing wedding rings and she doesn’t look like she’s carrying a ChopJo spawn… They really are moving slow. What the hell kind of celebrity couple are they? – Lainey Gossip 

Don’t even think about trying to take the n-word from Kendrick LamarCelebitchy

I see that in preparation for season 3 of Real Housewives of DallasLeeAnne Locken took brawling lessons from the messes on Real Housewives of New JerseyReality Tea

But for where is Bernadette Peters?! – Towleroad

Never mind Chelsea Handler’s nipples, I’m slobbering over her beautiful booze cabinet of dreams – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Meanwhile, several Oscar statues just threw themselves at Meryl Streep, Greta Gerwig, Saoirse Ronan, and Timothee Chalamat after it was announced they’re all doing a Little Women remake together – Just Jared

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Night Crumbs

June 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Star Magazine claims that Rachel Bilson, who is starring on a TV show with Eddie Cibrian, is telling that noted cheating slut to stop flirting with the ladies they work with. Rachel should also warn her lady co-workers to not flirt back with that noted cheating slut, because if they do, they may get a visit from a rage-filled LeAnn Rimes. And the next thing you know, they will be reported missing by family members as LeAnn Rimes hits the pap stroll wearing a bikini that suspiciously looks like it’s made out of human skin – Celebitchy

Okay, but I think Lena Dunham’s pussy sits on her face to keep her from talking – Lainey Gossip

The billionaire CEO of Twitter bragged about saving a whopping $3.15 at Chick-Fil-A, and then got dragged for supporting those gay haters during Pride month – Towleroad

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 2, 2018 / Posted by:

The Buff Pussy Of Quebec!

Quebec saw Australia’s buff kangaroo and raised ’em a buff cat. The truth is, I don’t know if this cat is really ready to pump you up or is just like one of those chunky dudes who knows how to finesse a tight t-shirt so he looks jacked. Whatever the case may be, the feline form of The Rock is definitely ready to steal your girl (or man, I don’t know his life like that), and makes cats all over Quebec reach for the Q-tip. This cat also makes the ripped bros at the gym head to the locker room as soon as he wobbles in, because they really don’t like the feeling of their muscled-up egos deflating as they get out-lifted by a cat.

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Night Crumbs

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Top Gun 2 has started filming, and we know nothing about it. We don’t know the plot, and besides Tom Cruise, we don’t know who else is starring in it. The only thing that’s for sure is that some gay porn company is fast-tracking Bottom Buns 2: Feel The Peen. Now that is an action movie worth paying for – Lainey Gossip 

Kenya Moore may not have to re-negotiate her contract with her hired husband, because Bravo may tell her to twirl the fuck out of Real Housewives of Atlanta Reality Tea 

In case you were wondering if Shawn Mendes approves of Teddy Geiger’s transition, he does – Towleroad

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Open Post: Hosted By An Indecent Proposal

May 11, 2018 / Posted by:

A marriage betrothal is one of those sacred rites of passage every woman looks forward to (don’t @ me). I know that for myself, from a young age I dreamed of that one perfect day, when on bended knee, my Prince Charming would present me with both his heart, and that glittering, throbbing symbol of his love. Twitterer Nick Walsh’s friend decided to share her special day with friends and loved ones by sending everybody a picture of her shiny new ring. Nick, being the best kind of friend, helped spread her joy by sharing her news on Twitter.

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