Whitney Houston And NIN Will Be Inducted Into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame This Year (But Pat Benatar And Chaka Khan Will Not)

The inductees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s class of 2020 was announced today, and once again, Stacey Q, Samantha Fox, Grace Jones, Jem! and the Holograms, and Martika woke up to the fresh taste of SNUB (which tastes like the saliva flying off the tongues of those who are in charge of this sort of thing as they cackled into the air) because they didn’t make it in! The truth is, they weren’t ever expected to make it in since they didn’t make the short list (another ILLEGAL act). Pat Benatar did make the shortlist, but she didn’t end up in the final list of inductees. Neither did Rufus (featuring Chaka Khan). Oh, don’t worry, Pat and Chaka, you’re still in good company (along with Stacey Q, Samantha  Fox, Grace Jones, Jem!, and Matrika) in the Rock and Roll Hall of SNUBS.

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The Gun That Killed Tupac Is Missing

The 1996 murder of iconic rap artist Tupac Shakur has never been officially solved. It’s probably going to be a lot harder to now that the murder weapon is missing, according to TMZ. You can barely get away with committing a crime in our surveillance and scary science culture, so that gun is probably key. For the DNA! Hell, the one time I forgot to bring doggie bags out with me and had to leave his results out there, an angry neighbor woman tracked us down by our DNA! Continue reading