Category: Not Okay
Open Post: Hosted By Hostess’ Fake Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwich Twinkies
Hostess announced via Twitter a new item that no one wants, needs or is excited about: Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwich Twinkies. Unless some sort of universal immaculate conception happens and everyone becomes pregnant with Snooki’s baby, there’s no need for this.
People Are Eating Tubs Of “Mayonnaise” At Sporting Events For Twitter Fame
People are bringing large tubs of “mayonnaise” to sporting events and eating what they want you to think is mayonnaise out of said tub. Presumably as a prank or to get attention on social media. And honestly, I don’t know much about sports but it feels disrespectful to mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is meant to be enjoyed in moderation and not eaten tubs at a time. And if you’re going to eat straight mayonnaise from a tub, do it where no one can see you, like under your bed or in an alley late at night. Not at a public baseball game!