Category: Nose Candy
Open Post: Hosted By The Hungry Bunny With A Taste For Snowman Nose
What are bunnies best known for? No, not the hopping. Nope, not for being fast. They like carrots. Carrots are to rabbits as spinach is to Popeye. They fucking love that shit. So when Sheila Bryant, a grandma from Calgary, caught a hungry hopper feasting on the family snowman’s carrot nose, I was unsurprised. In fact, why doesn’t this happen more often? Free fresh veggies in the middle of winter! Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Reveals What Kanye West Smells Like
Thanks to The Cut, we now know what Kanye West smells like. Kim Kardashian was interviewed for a segment called Scent Memories where she was asked a series of questions that under normal circumstances would allow a person to show a little introspection, creativity or imagination. Not our Kim! Despite being an expert in the olfactory arts (in case you forgot, she’s an accomplished perfumer. But don’t worry, she’ll never let you forget it), Kim’s answers were uninspired.
Tales From The Kardashian Krypt Part One: Nose Candy
With all the nasty Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna drama in the ether lately, it’s almost a relief to read some good old fashioned, original recipe Kim Kardashian fuckery. Today, we have two riveting Tales from the Kardashian Krypt. “Part One” involves of drugs and children (but not really), and “Part Two” is about child abuse (but not really, not yet at least).