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Presented Without Comment: Idris Elba Tweets About His Bow Tie-Induced Boner….
My Bow makes my dick hard every time I smile…is that normal? pic.twitter.com/AI6k9TOGmu
— Idris Elba (@idriselba) January 5, 2014
An Explosion of AWWWWWWWWWWs: John Stamos And A Puppy
Earlier, Megan posted about Sydney Leathers’ selling her gnawed-off pieces of pussy jerky to the highest bidder and I once again posted something about Miley Cyrus’ eyebrow situation, so here’s an adorable flower in the garden of gross to cleanse your eyes and thoughts. At the Animal League America Celebrity Gala in NYC last night, John Stamos (aka forever Uncle Jesse to me) posed with an adorable puppy friend. I’ll adopt both of them even though the one showing his teeth isn’t probably totally potty-trained.
These pictures really awww for themselves, but in the headline I should’ve warned you to put a wee-wee pad on your chair, because your ovaries might’ve melted and are leaking out of you. I bet that’s how Dannon Oikos is made!
A Touching Moment Between Courtney Love And Amanda Bynes
Courtney Love gave Amanda Bynes a little advice from one mess to another mess on Twitter yesterday:
If Courtney told any of us to get it together, we’d find out what “it” is and immediately get it together. Because when Courtney tells you to get it together….
But of course, Amanda stayed sitting in the mean girls section of the junior high school cafeteria and shot back with this:
And that ends this touching moment between Courtney Love and Amanda Bynes.
Presented Without Comment
via @amandabynes (Thanks to Isabelle for sending this in and giving me the image of a chalk outline around Amanda Bynes’ cooch)
Dear Miley Cyrus, Now This Is How You Twerk
Miley Cyrus needs to have a seat and take notes. Because you’re not really twerking unless you’re twerking in all the aisles at Walmart. I love an ass that can clap for itself.
From The Mind Of Glenn Beck….
During last night’s episode of the History Channel’s miniseries The Bible (which is about the actual bible and not about my own personal bible, Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins), Glenn Beck and others tweeted about how the dude playing the Devil looked a little like a certain president. No, they didn’t mean that he looks like a beard-less Abraham Lincoln as Emperor Palpatine. The certain president they were talking about is Obama. You know, I might see what Glenn Beck was trying to say if he illustrated his tweet with Barbies. This tweet definitely needed more Barbies and more Beck tears.
via NYDN