Category: No Thanks
SOS! “Overboard” Looks Like A Disaster
The gender-reversed Overboard remake that nobody asked for now has a trailer. And after the cut is how I imagine the conversation at the studio went down when discussing this cinematic bowel movement.
Nick Cannon Is Directing An Independent Film About Women’s Street Basketball…Co-Starring Chris Brown
Why yes, I would love to see a movie about women’s street basketball. I’m not really a sports person but I appreciate and am inspired by the athletes’ hard work and dedication. According to Variety, one is in the works vis a vis Nick Cannon’s production company. Nick is a meh for me but the idea sounds pretty great all the same. My interest is piqued! #womenrock #ladyballers But wait….
A Remake Of “What Women Want” Is Happening Edition
Here’s a really scary idea that is also terrible. Deadline reports that Paramount Players is going to remake the already terrifying Nancy Meyers movie What Women Want starring Mel Gibson, only this time it’s gender reversed and stars Taraji P. Henson and is called What Men Want!
Diet Avocados Are A Thing That Exist Now
Great news for people who love Instagramming their avocado toast, but are afraid to actually eat it because of calories! The avocado has officially jumped the shark. A company in Spain has invented a diet avocado that has 30% less fat than a standard slime sack.
Another “Sex And The City” Movie Isn’t Happening And We Have Saint Kim Cattrall To Thank For That
Kim Cattrall just did the world a huge favor by single handedly putting the kibosh on Sex And The City 3. That’s right, you may never have to cringe your way through another SATC movie again! Daily Mail reports that Kim is totally being a Carrie by making it all about her.
Twitter Already Hates Your All-Girl Lord Of The Flies Movie
Hollywood is full of dumb ideas, and sadly most of them are unoriginal. The latest dumb idea is to let two dudes write and direct an all-girl version of Lord of The Flies based on the classic 1954 William Golding book you had to read in middle school. This dumb idea was greenlit by Warner Bros. and, unsurprisingly, the internet clapped back with a resounding “hells to the no.”