Category: No Thanks

NBC Can’t Stop Won’t Stop Trying To Remake Everything

August 7, 2017 / Posted by:

NBC is in the process of rebooting Miami Vice and Will & Grace, because originality is dead and nostalgia makes for a quick dollar. Of course, NBC is not the only network mining it’s past for content, but NBC Entertainment chairman Bob Greenblatt is really on one right now. He’s also got his sights set on remakes or reboots of The Office, 30 Rock, ER and The West Wing.

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Kid Rock Is Talking About His Political Intentions Again

July 28, 2017 / Posted by:

A few weeks ago, Kid Rock begged us for attention by announcing he might run for Senate in Michigan. Nobody was really sure if he was serious, or if he was just trying to move merch. He launched a website and coquettishly teased his intentions. Well Kid Rock is still being coy. He won’t put out, but he’ll let you touch his breasts (over the shirt).

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Coke Monkeys With A Classic Once Again

July 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Here’s another item to be filed under “things we never asked for.” Coke, it seems, learned nothing from 1985’s disastrous decision to change their formula. Because here they are again, messing with people’s pop! This time around, it’s fans of Coke Zero who are in for a big surprise come August.

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Senator Kid Rock?

July 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Anthropomorphized shit stain Kid Rock is maybe running for U.S. Senate in his home state of Michigan, because why not, the promised idiocracy is already here. Hot on the heels of the news that the nation’s preferred Rock, The Rock, is planning a 2020 presidential run, the lesser Rock, Kid, posted this to Twitter:

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An Animated Michael Jackson Halloween Special Coming To TV

July 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Here’s a little nugget to file under the category of: Things Nobody Asked For. CBS is planning to air an hour long animated Halloween special called Michael Jackson’s Halloween. Unlike the nipped in the bud Joseph Fiennes horror show, this one is being produced and created by Michael’s official estate. Paris Jackson must be running low on petty cash to pay for her extensive drug rug and tie-die hobo wardrobe.

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