Everybody’s least favorite exhibitionist and notorious over-sharer Lena Dunham will have a role on the next season of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story. Ryan announced the unexpected casting choice yesterday via Twitter.
Anthropomorphized shit stain Kid Rock is maybe running for U.S. Senate in his home state of Michigan, because why not, the promised idiocracy is already here. Hot on the heels of the news that the nation’s preferred Rock, The Rock, is planning a 2020 presidential run, the lesser Rock, Kid, posted this to Twitter:
— Kid Rock (@KidRock) July 12, 2017
Here’s a little nugget to file under the category of: Things Nobody Asked For. CBS is planning to air an hour long animated Halloween special called Michael Jackson’s Halloween. Unlike the nipped in the bud Joseph Fiennes horror show, this one is being produced and created by Michael’s official estate. Paris Jackson must be running low on petty cash to pay for her extensive drug rug and tie-die hobo wardrobe.