Great news for people who love Instagramming their avocado toast, but are afraid to actually eat it because of calories! The avocado has officially jumped the shark. A company in Spain has invented a diet avocado that has 30% less fat than a standard slime sack.
Kim Cattrall just did the world a huge favor by single handedly putting the kibosh on Sex And The City 3. That’s right, you may never have to cringe your way through another SATC movie again! Daily Mail reports that Kim is totally being a Carrie by making it all about her.
Hollywood is full of dumb ideas, and sadly most of them are unoriginal. The latest dumb idea is to let two dudes write and direct an all-girl version of Lord of The Flies based on the classic 1954 William Golding book you had to read in middle school. This dumb idea was greenlit by Warner Bros. and, unsurprisingly, the internet clapped back with a resounding “hells to the no.”
NBC is in the process of rebooting Miami Vice and Will & Grace, because originality is dead and nostalgia makes for a quick dollar. Of course, NBC is not the only network mining it’s past for content, but NBC Entertainment chairman Bob Greenblatt is really on one right now. He’s also got his sights set on remakes or reboots of The Office, 30 Rock, ER and The West Wing.
A few weeks ago, Kid Rock begged us for attention by announcing he might run for Senate in Michigan. Nobody was really sure if he was serious, or if he was just trying to move merch. He launched a website and coquettishly teased his intentions. Well Kid Rock is still being coy. He won’t put out, but he’ll let you touch his breasts (over the shirt).
Here’s another item to be filed under “things we never asked for.” Coke, it seems, learned nothing from 1985’s disastrous decision to change their formula. Because here they are again, messing with people’s pop! This time around, it’s fans of Coke Zero who are in for a big surprise come August.