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February 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Japanese scientists believe that a chemical found in McDonald’s french fries could lead to reversing baldness. While this may be shocking news to those of us who thought that McDonald’s french fries were all-natural and chemical-free, this is big news for the likes of future baldies like Prince Hot Ginge.  So if PHG wants to keep a bountiful field of ginger on his dome, he better bathe, eat and slather the top of his head with McDonald’s french fries. And now my new favorite fetish is Prince Hot Ginge bathing in McDonald’s french fries – Towleroad

The first few seconds of the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer shows what it looks like when Pimp Mama Kris goes into her grandchild’s room to pull them out of bed so they can pose in another Instagram picture – Lainey Gossip

Meanwhile at the Annie Awards, Angelina Jolie wore a dress that looks like something Ginger Grant packed for the 3-hour tour, but never wore because she thought it was too frumpy – Celebitchy

Bethenny Frankel, who once showed us that she’s so skinny she can wear children’s clothes, is doing a line of children’s clothes – Reality Tea

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February 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Tiffany Haddish said that Beyonce took a selfie with her at a party after she agreed not to beat the ass of a trick she was fighting with. I’m sure we’ll hear that story again when Tiffany presents Beyonce with the Nobel Peace Prize for being a war-stopping deity! – Lainey Gossip 

A rumor claims that while Jill Zarin mourns her late husband, she’s thinking to herself, “I really wish Bravo’s cameras were on me right now.” – Reality Tea

You can practically hear the egg shells slightly crack as Amy Schumer careful tiptoes through the subject of Aziz AnsariCelebitchy

Never mind that the poor pooch is slowly dying of embarrassment, the real story here is that Bella Hadid is actually smiling – Drunken Stepfather

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January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Some think that Demi Lovato set a trap for Henry Cavill by following him on Instagram before posting that picture of her with chichi balls and liking two of his pictures. It worked, because he followed her back and liked and commented on one of her pics. Here I was thinking that Henry Cavill only looked for girlfriends by going through headshots provided by his publicist. But really, if all it takes for Henry to follow you on IG is to post a picture of you in white lingerie, then Victoria’s Secret outlet, here I come! And my tits are bigger than Demi’s too (I’ve been drinking a lot of soy milk) – HuffPo

I was going to say that Duchess Kate’s dress looks like it was made using a tacky grandma’s dining room wallpaper, but I don’t think there’s a grandma who is tacky enough to choose wallpaper that ugly – Lainey Gossip 

Diane Krueger apparently wants to marry Norman Reedus, and well, one good thing about marrying him is that you never have to worry about him using up all your shampoo – Celebitchy

The inevitable happened: A RuPaul’s Drag Race/Disney mash-up – Towleroad

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January 30, 2018 / Posted by:

While looking like a rich socialite witch from the 1940s, Angelina Jolie left the Louvre with every single member of the child army. They were probably there to look at the museum’s most prized possession. No, I’m not talking about the Mona Lisa. Who cares about her! I’m talking about the drawings the child army did on their mom’s wedding dress – Celebitchy

Pfft! If Chris Pine was really retro, he would’ve pulled out one of those old-timey cameras with the tripod and curtain and took pics of the paps on that – Lainey Gossip 

Erika Jayne and Dorito Kemsley might be friends now, but whoever took that picture ain’t their friend, because they both look like they’re taking a dump – Reality Tea

The queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 3 watch (and read) the reads of the queens from All-Stars 2OMG Blog

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January 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Since everyone has been paying attention to the Grammys, Kim Kartrashian went into CODE RED FAME WHORE mode and got everyone to look at her by posting half-naked pictures of herself and her $2 “Monica in Barbados” braids, which make her look like a whorrifying Predator. Kim got attention for that, and then she got more attention when she (aka Khloe using Kim’s IG account) hit at Lindsay Lohan who left a nothing comment about her braids on Instagram. During times like these, we all need a stupid fame whore feud like this one. But we won’t be laughing when we’re all covered in back alley filler after they scratch each other’s pool noodle lips off   – The Shade Room 

After RiRi gave many the tingles while repeatedly humping the air on the Grammys stage (let’s not get into those struggle vocals, though), she partied with her current piece while wearing a coat made by Glad – Lainey Gossip

Eminem is right about this. I would much rather have Mr. Hankey as president – Celebitchy

La La Kent and the ATM she’s currently fucking spread their genuine love in Park City – Reality Tea

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January 25, 2018 / Posted by:

When Octavia Spencer told Jessica Chastain how much she made per movie (which was a lot less than Jessica), Jessica tied their deals together when negotiating for a comedy they’re both starring in and they ended up getting five times more than what they asked. It sounds like Octavia is getting the biggest paycheck she’s ever gotten for a movie. That’s not right, because Octavia should’ve gotten an astronomical amount of cash for The Shape Of Water for playing a woman who is okay with her kinky friend getting filled up with fish nuts by a fish man dick – Lainey Gossip

The guest to sit next to at Princess Eugenie’s wedding is obviously her fiancé’s grandma, because she’s got some funny shit to say – Celebitchy

Well hit my leg with a baton and color me surprised, Tonya Harding would’ve voted for Trump if she could – Towleroad

In case you missed it, here’s a half-naked Darren Criss dancing like Buffalo Bill on Ecstasy on The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime StoryOMG  Blog

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