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January 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Meanwhile in “PornHub Just Got Itself A New Category” news, a dude in Salinas, CA got caught on a Ring.com cam licking a doorbell for three hours. I see all you horny trollops looking for his name and number after reading that he licked that lucky doorbell for three hours. You can stop looking, because yeah, he may have licked the doorbell for three hours, but it didn’t go off and nobody came – Pajiba

So this explains why the Golden Globes had to settle for Taylor Swift as a presenter – Lainey Gossip

The peach emoji looks more life-like than this CGI’d pic of Amber Rose’s nalgas – Drunken Stepfather

It looks like Emily Blunt’s got clumps of cat piss on her dress – Popoholic

Marie Osmond, who probably dated everyone back then, and Erik Estrada, who also probably dated everyone back then, dated each other back then – SOW

The most shocking thing about this clip is that the man filming didn’t immediately take up that lovely flower blossom’s offer to eat her pussy – Towleroad

Golnesa from Shahs of Sunset is now free to marry her next mistake – Reality Tea

Is Rachel Cook playing Bella Thorne in a movie or something? – Hollywood Tuna

Josh Brolin’s bar terrorizing days are over and he celebrated 5 years of being sober – Celebitchy

CupcakKe is getting help and says not to worry about her – Just Jared

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January 8, 2019 / Posted by:

They tell me that’s supposed to be a 30-year-old Rupert Grint from Harry Potter with a ginger stache in a new show for Amazon Prime, but lord, he looks like a middle-aged accountant who leaves his dress socks on during sex times, got Christine “Rojo Caliente” Marinoni in Popsugar’s Twinning app, and squirts off-brand toothpaste in his mouth when he wants to freshen up (because mints are too expensive). What I’m saying is that I never thought I’d get the tingles like this for Rupert Fucking Grint! – Pajiba

Here’s an update on the love lives of Canadian dudes (Ryan Gosling and Joshua Jackson), but where’s the update on the love life of the biggest hot piece of Canada Chad Kroeger? – Lainey Gossip

Penelope Cruz looks like the stand-in for Mariah Carey’s debut album cover shoot – Drunken Stepfather

What a world we live in when Lifetime may play in part in finally bringing down R. KellyJezebel

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January 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Probably because he got sick of the Bureau of Sanitation trying to collect the roadkill on his head, John Travolta went wig-free on New Year’s Eve and now looks like an old Pitbull playing Telly Savales in a basic cable biopic. Or does he look more like the ghost of Telly Savales playing an old Pitbull in a basic cable biopic? – SOW

The way that Chris Pine smiled at Jeff Bridges all goofy-like during Jeff’s messy Golden Globes speech tells me that they totally hit the vape hard backstage beforehand – Lainey Gossip

Take a tip from Rita Ora: While on vacation, let loose and play patty cake with your tits, because why not? – Drunken Stepfather

Former Disney kid is all grown up and serving up some Ezra Miller on a budget gender queerness – Towleroad

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January 3, 2019 / Posted by:

9.2 million people watched the acid-trip furries karaoke porn fantasy that is The Masked Singer. I too watched that Lisa Frank fever dream (The Peacock has to be Donny Osmond, The Lion has to be Rebbie Jackson, and The Unicorn has to be Tori Spelling, by the way) and so it’s nice knowing that I probably wasn’t alone in thinking that the annoying panelists should’ve been wearing a mask too. Specifically masks over their mouths for making the most stupid guesses when they probably know who the Masked Singer is. But then again, people probably weren’t thinking that because they were too busy fapping. Sick fucks – The Wrap

What in Leslie Hall after winning the lottery HELL is Katy Perry wearing? – Lainey Gossip

Cassie is doing trainer Alex Fine, who Diddy hired to train her last year, and now Diddy’s all mad, thinking she cheated on him with Alex. Well, one way to get back at your rich douche boyfriend is to get with the hot piece he hired to train you. And one way for a trainer to make sure he’ll never work in the area again is to get with the hot piece a rich douche hired him to train. Because you know Diddy is going to call every gym in the area and say, “If you hire Alex Fine, I will put giant speakers in your parking lot and blast my music until all your customers flee that bitch.” – Celebitchy

Kathy Griffin brought on an ocean of sads by saying that her mother Maggie has dementia and we may never hear her say “GODDAMMIT KATHLEEN” again – Just Jared

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January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Presley Gerber, the 19-year-old son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, must not know about a thing called “Lyft,” because he decided to start off his 2019 by choosing the brilliant idea to drive drunk, and was arrested in Beverly Hills. If he wasn’t drunk on his dad’s tequila brand at the time, then he’s totally brought shame and embarrassment upon his family name! – Just Jared

Katie Holmes spent New Year’s weekend with Jamie Foxx on a yacht in Miami, and I’m guessing that Suri Cruise didn’t join them, because she would never put her Jimmy Choo-slathered foot onto a boat that small! – Lainey Gossip 

Kourtney Kardashian and Sofia Richie are both dressed like they’re on their way to an open call for a reboot of Mob Wives Drunken Stepfather

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December 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Call up your mom and dad and let them know they are fashion vanguards who were way ahead of their time, because here’s hipster fetus cherubs Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp dressed like your mom and dad going to a skating rink in 1987 – Lainey Gossip 

Even though they’re getting a divorce, Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha Nash Whitaker should still get an honorary Oscar for being in a marriage that lasted 9,755,999 Hollywood years – Just Jared

Here’s Rita Ora giving you HIGH ART nipples – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Alyssa Edwards’ palace of eleganza is VERY Ashley Furniture HomeStore showroom – Towleroad

My idea of Hell’s HELL – Pajiba

Lucy Hale looks like an extra from Clueless the TV show, and that is the compliment of compliments – Popoholic

The good, the bad, and ugly side of overusing Botox (you decide which is which) – Reality Tea 

Billy Ray Cyrus was at Miley Cyrus‘ wedding after all, and you can tell she’s pissed, because even though he’s got Sarah Huckabee Sanders hair, he still showed her up in the beauty and glamour department – SOW

So I guess Duchess Meghan didn’t douse Prince William and Prince Charles in fake blood while wearing a PETA shirt after they went duck hunting – Celebitchy

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