Category: Night Crumbs
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As Kevin Costner still tries to get his wife of 19 years, Christine Baumgartner, to leave the $145 million house they used to share, their divorce fight has gotten messier. Christine filed papers demanding $248,000 A MONTH in child support for their three kids (ages 13, 14, and 16) and says that’s “less than the amount needed to maintain the children in their accustomed lifestyle.” Christine claims that Kevin brought in $19 million before taxes last year, and their family spent $6.6 million on expenses. On top of the nearly $250,000 a month, Christine also wants Kevin to cover the kids’ tuition, health insurance, and extracurricular activities. Now, Kevin has already given Christine $1 million as part of their prenup agreement. Kevin has also agreed to give her $38,000 a month in child support (plus he’s agreed to cover their kids’ tuition and other expenses), $30,000 a month toward a new home, and $10,000 for moving costs. But Christine wants more! And I don’t know if she’ll get it, but one way she can try is by telling the court, “He made me watch The Postman.” I mean, everyone who watched The Postman deserves millions for their pain and suffering! – People
Beyoncé, Rihanna, Zendaya, and more came out for Pharrell Williams’ fashion show debut as the new creative director for Louis Vuitton Menswear. Okay, but the only STAH I was looking to see in the front row at Pharrell’s show was his legendary crumpled dickhead hat, which was nowhere to be found. Oh, Pharrell, how could you forget your FASHUN beginnings? For shame! – Lainey Gossip
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In case you forgot about the random union of Avril Lavigne and Tyga, they were together, but not anymore after about four months. Nearly every cupid has put down their bow and arrow for good since the definition of true love is obviously a lie. And oh well, at least Avril still has the $80,000 diamond necklace of pure love he gave her. Actually, I doubt she has it anymore. She either tossed it in the dumpster after it turned her chest skin green from being bunk, or the repo man pulled it right off her. Either or! – Complex
Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann’s divorce is continuing to get messier than her singing, but they’re still living in the same house. So it’s like a War of the Roses situation but with Kroy screaming, “We haven’t paid that off yet!” every time Kim breaks something during a fight – Celebitchy
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Despite The Flash being called one of the best superhero movies ever made, it’s gotten mixed reviews, and it’s not exactly lighting up the box office. It made $9 million on Thursday, and the trades are guessing it will bring in around $70 million this weekend. But since it had a budget of about $220 million, it reportedly needs to make at least $550 million worldwide to break even. Well, if Warner Bros. is worried, there’s one easy way to fix this shit. Since many nerd nipples got hard over the fact that Michael Keaton as Batman is in this, I say just quickly CGI out Ezra Miller and leave only the Batman parts. They can re-title it The Flash Without The Trash. Instant mega box office hit! – Variety
It took 21 years for soap opera icon queen Susan Lucci to win her first Daytime Emmy. Well, it’s taken even longer for La Lucci to get her second Daytime Emmy, but she’s finally getting one in the form of a Lifetime Achievement Award – TVLine
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Just a minute ago, we all learned that Al Pacino’s 83-year-old fetus-making parts still got it, and he hoo-ah’d a baby up into the womb of his 29-year-old girlfriend, Noor Alfallah. Well, Al Pacino’s fourth baby is here. His rep confirmed that Noor gave birth to a son they named Roman Pacino. I guess someone still isn’t over Succession ending. But seriously, when Noor’s friends defended her against the accusations that she’s a grandpa-preying gold digger, they said that she just likes old people. I hope she likes babies too. But then again, babies are kind of like old people, and I’m sure that Ole’ Al is happy too since now he’s got someone to blame his pepaw farts on – HuffPo
To further prove what a STUNT QUEEN master he is while promoting Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part 1, Tommy Cruise burped up a clip from the movie where he drives a car with one hand through the streets of London during a chase. Surprisingly, Tommy isn’t using the other hand to jack himself off since doing his own stunts makes him that horny. Tommy’s other paw was hand-cuffed to his co-star Hayley Atwell – Lainey Gossip
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For British Vogue’s Pride issue, international treasure Miriam Margolyes graced one of its covers with her magnificent presence and did a Calendar Girls-like photo shoot with her chichis out. Putting the YES in Margolyes. In the issue, Miriam talked about coming out in the 1960s, her partner of 54 years, and how her career is thriving in her 80s. Miriam Margolyes has truly come a long way from Arnold Schwarzenegger farting in her face to her beautiful face covering Vogue. We are living in the Margolyessaince! – British Vogue
If you were wondering if it’s okay to punch a Nazi, Harrison Ford is here to let you know that he’ll hold your purse the next time you want to punch one. Because, according to him, it’s totally okay to fist a Nazi in the face – HuffPo
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Because of production delays and the writers’ strike, Disney has pushed back the release date of several movies and sequels, including ten million more Avatar movies. Okay, there are three more. Avatar 3 has been pushed to December 2025. Avatar 4 is coming out in December 2029, and Avatar 5 won’t see the light of a movie theater (if movie theaters exist then) until December 2031. If you asked me this morning, what I was having for dinner, I’d say, “Bitch, I can’t plan that far ahead!” So I definitely haven’t thought about 2031! But you know time flies. And since each Avatar movie is eons-long, if you start watching the first and second one now, the fifth will be out by the time you’re done! – The A.V. Club
A year after Johnny Depp’s train wreck defamation trial against Amber Heard stunk up the internet and ended with him mostly winning, she has paid the $1 million settlement she owes him. Johnny is planning to give the money to charity, and no, not The Johnny Depp Halfway House for Wayward Scarves – Just Jared