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Night Crumbs

October 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Netflix released the first look at what they say is Henry Cavill in their series based on The Witcher books. Yes, I can hear all of you screaming, “I want to toss that salad,” while looking at Henry’s glorious butt chin. But I’m trying to ignore that, because I’m too busy wondering if Netflix made a major mistake. Are they sure that’s Henry in The Witcher, and not Henry in a Legolas biopic, or better yet a clip of Henry in The Purple Shampoo Diaries: The Story Of The Nelson Twins? – Lainey Gossip

I don’t know whether to love or hate Dorit Kemsley dressing like a Trashy Lingerie version of Choupette LagerfeldReality Tea

My international nightmare of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s Let’s Maliciously Rub Our Love In Your Ugly Faces Tour (aka their tour through the land Down Under) is finally over – Celebitchy

Since Netflix has to release at least 1,356,985 new things a week, they may as well release a documentary about Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness. They’re doing just that and Ava DuVernay is working on it – Pajiba

A proud slut: Jake Shears is! – Towleroad

Is Lily-Rose Depp supposed to be 80s era Barbra Streisand in Dynasty or Fatal Attraction era Glenn Close in Dynasty? – Popoholic

Vanna White, who has the greatest job in the world, just extended that greatest job in the world until 2022 – SOW

Here’s Jennifer Lopez in nothing but a green sequined curtain from a community theater production of The Wizard of Oz, because why not? – Just Jared 

Pic: Netflix


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October 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Steven Tyler tweeted the above pic and said that for Halloween he’s dressed up as your auntie “who loves a Dollar General deal and misses a good Filene’s run every day of the week.” Steven forgot to add that he’s also that hot aunt who will fuck the new boyfriend you bring to Thanksgiving Dinner, because with that pout… – OMG Blog

Beyonce became Phoni Braxton for Halloween. Solange should’ve been Tamar… – The Cut 

Three seconds after these pictures were taken on the ho stroll, sloth obsessor Kristen Bell tackled Katy PerryLainey Gossip

Don’t mind me, I’m just swooning myself dry from Ryan Gosling dressing like a high school substitute English teacher circa 1982 – Pajiba

Did Kimmy Gibbler officiate Bob Saget’s wedding, because if not, I no care – HuffPo

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October 29, 2018 / Posted by:

The full cast of FOX’s Rent Live, which airs next year, has been announced and it includes Tinashe (as Mimi), Valentina from RuPaul’s Drag Race (as Angel), and Vanessa Hudgens (as Maureen). I don’t know what’s going to hurt more while watching this sanitized ass Rent, seeing their family-friendly version of the “orgy” number or listening to Vanessa Hudgens try to hit those notes? – Just Jared

Lena Dunham, the last person who should write a movie about a Syrian refugee, is writing a movie about a Syrian refugee – Pajiba

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were both at the World Series last night, which means that not only one geyser of Boston cream pie jizz shot into the sky when the Red Sox won. Two did – Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn is giving me more Sandy Duncan than Peik LinCelebitchy

Kim Zolciak better watch it with those razor nails, because one accidental poke at her skin, and a river of silicone will fall out – Reality Tea

Excuse me while I slap my eyes down with a raw chicken cutlet for thinking this was Phoebe Price for a minute – Popoholic

Based on this bigot’s Teeth of Meth teeth and fidgetiness, I’m guessing that the ingredients that created his ugly racist rant were: being a racist, meth, being an asshole, meth, mental illness, being really racist, and more meth – Towleroad

Charlotte McKinney’s nalgitas came out while she was dressed as Rollergirl from Boogie NightsDrunken Stepfather



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October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Drake had a 2000s-themed birthday party complete with a Motorola 2-way pager cake, a Blockbuster wall, cars from Pimp My Ride, a Rap City freestyle booth, and Chris Brown. The Difficult Brown being there makes sense since he’s someone who should’ve stayed in 2005 – Lainey Gossip

The new definition of BOLD is thieves breaking into Brandi Glanville’s house in the middle of the day as she and her sons were home – Reality Tea

The correct answer is: CHARO! But isn’t Charo always the correct answer? – Towleroad

It’s been hot in L.A., but has it been “walk around dressed like a rejected Fly Girl in a bra top” hot? Apparently to Halsey it has been – Popoholic

Bella Hadid better step up her dead-eyed game, because a new challenger has arrived! – Drunken Stepfather 

It took me a second to realize that Ariel Winter isn’t working out while pantless – Hollywood Tuna

And yet, these L.A. newspeople’s Boston accents are still better than the one Blake Lively did in The Town SOW

But wherefore art thou Jennifer Grey? Or Holliday? Or Beals? – Pajiba

FYI: Alicia Silverstone loves tofu – Celebitchy

FYI: The Queen loves THE QUEEN (but doesn’t really care about those other lessers) – Just Jared

Pic: @DrizzySource


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October 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Police in the town of Blackpool in England are on the lookout for a Ross Gellar look-alike who stole beer from a shop. David Schwimmer himself swears it wasn’t him (or Russ) since he was far, far away. And he re-enacted the robbery on Twitter. Hmmm… the David Schwimmer look-alike (above) looks more like David Schwimmer than David Schwimmer does in his re-enactment video. So are we sure that the real David Schwimmer hasn’t turned to a life of crime by thieving beer in Blackpool and a David Schwimmer look-alike is really running his Twitter account? The only way we’ll know which one is the real David Schwimmer is if we get them into a room together and make them pivot. It’s the only way  – SOW

…Baby One More Time turned 20 years old yesterday, so since it’s a special time, I’m sure the Louvre had to double up on the guards guarding Brit Brit Spears’ pink hair pom poms. That’s where they’re at, right? – Lainey Gossip

Damn, Todrick Hall wasted no time in making a biopic about his ex – Towleroad

Why do I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is trying to make the most of this surrogate mess by pitching Flipping Out… In Front Of A Judge to Bravo? – Reality Tea

Iggy Azalea is serving Real Doll Tangled Up In The Bed Sheets naturalness – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston’s hair dresser of a zillion years got an award when he should really get jail time for dropping the horrific Rachel cut on humanity – Celebitchy

Another one from the Department of Kanye West Has No Idea What Comes Out Of His Mouth – Pajiba

Questions that keep me up at night: Why does the paparazzi keep showing up when Baby Megan Fox calls? – Popoholic

Do I awwww myself inside/out or scream for Jesus? – OMG Blog

No wonder Leonardo DiCatchAHo never settles down for good with one of his models. His heart forever belongs to Marty – Just Jared

It’s Ireland Baldwin getting titty fucked by a middle finger, because why not? – Hollywood Tuna

Pic: Facebook


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October 23, 2018 / Posted by:

French-American twinks-of-the-moment Timothee Chalamet and Lily Rose-Depp kissed in the rain after going on a date at a fried chicken restaurant. Are we sure the water was from rain, and not from their publicists squirting out triple streams of excitement over this match made in young Hollywood PR heaven? – Celebitchy

Dear 2019, if you want to show us that you won’t be as disgusting as 2018 and 2017, then please start off right by giving Dolly Parton an OSCUH! – Lainey Gossip

In case you didn’t already figure out that Billy Eichner would put Trump in a poop bag and throw him in the trash if the two ever met on the “street,” here’s proof – Pajiba

But when is Rami Malek going to tell us if that boring-looking Queen movie has man ass or full frontal in it or not? This is the info we need to make a well-informed decision as a movie ticket buyer! – Towleroad

Ryan Murphy has donated $10 million to the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles where his little son was treated for cancer – OMG Blog

Eiza Gonzalez is making me nervous – Drunken Stepfather

Kenya Moore’s baby shower was a low-key intimate and modest affair – Reality Tea 

Sara from Too Close for Comfort or Baby Spice? – SOW

A hungover Vanessa Hudgens or Lily Rose-Depp in a wig? – Popoholic

If Nickelodeon did a tween reboot of Austin Powers that took place in the snow, Sofia Richie would be a fembot – Hollywood Tuna

Err, well, I like the cover where Cardi B looks like a ho shit version of a Z Gallerie lamp – Just Jared



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