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Night Crumbs

April 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Tommy Cruise hung from a wire while doing his own stunts during filming for Mission: Impossible 6 in Paris… and you know the boys in the Scientology bathhouse are going to have some Photoshop fun with that pic – Lainey Gossip

The renaissance of Nicole Kidman is hitting Cannes AND HOW! – Celebitchy

I see that Kandi Burruss used some of that Ed Sheeran money to get her tits done – Reality Tea

My ass looks really good in these leggings and I need a reason to pop it out for my Instagram followers, so let’s hug.” – Bella ThorneDrunken Stepfather

Get my lawyer, Jacoby & Meyers, on the phone, because Harry Styles totally stole my signature “crying at the bottom of the shower” pose for his album cover – Towleroad

Gigi Hadid is wearing the perfect outfit to wear to the gym if you’re a bougie genie – Popoholic

DOGGIES!!! (And Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are in the pics too, if you care about them) – The Nip Slip

A PUMA CUB!!! (and Cara Delawhatever is in the pics too, if you care about her) – Hollywood Tuna

Kylie and Kendull Jenner will put the HELL in Coachella this weekend – Just Jared

Hallelu! RuPaul’s Drag Race got renewed for a 10th season, which is as surprising as the news that I’m going to end my night hate-eating a bag of Peeps Oreos while watching HGTV – Jezebel

Two words: Thor’s nipples – Popsugar

Programming Note: Allison is out tomorrow for Good Friday because she’s a good Christian like that, so Ben will help me spread the foolery.



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April 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Jude Law has been cast as young Dumbledore in Fantastic Beasts 2. I don’t know Harry Potter crap, but I do know gay crap and Dumbledore is apparently in love with Grindelwald, played by Johnny Depp. Of course there’s not going to be a hot gay sex scene in Fantastic Beasts 2, but if they decide to throw one in, can they please make Grindelwald use his wizard powers to turn himself into Idris Elba for that part? Thank you! – Lainey Gossip 

Hailey Baldwin totally doesn’t look like a dead-eyed mannequin on the cover of ElleDrunken Stepfather

Um, of course Duchess Kate reads and comments on mommy blogs – Celebitchy

Bill O’Reilly is going on vacation and he says he planned it months ago, okay? Uh huh, expect the CEOs of United and Pepsi to also announce that they’re going on a “vacation” they planned long before the entire Port-A-Potty hit the fan – Towleroad

Kandi Burruss is suing the ex employee who is suing her – Reality Tea

Josh Brolin will be Cable in Deadpool 2. Adjust your nerd emotions accordingly – Pajiba

Olivia Munn in Cosmopolitan Mexico is making me ask, “Harpo, quién es esta mujer?”  – Hollywood Tuna

Because I know you’ve been wondering about Kelly Rowland’s post-pregnancy tits, here she is talking about her post-pregnancy tits – OMG Blog

Grunge got in a shallow grave and began to bury itself after looking at Gigi Hadid’s outfit – Popoholic

It might just be me, but a SANS FARDS Sofia Vergara sort of looks like Little Debbie – SOW

The lady interviewing Nicole Richie is obviously high on the wrong shit, because first she mistook Nicole’s eye for Nicole’s hand and then she said The Simple Life came before the first Real World. I just…. – IDLYITW

Aquaman finally added some real star power to its cast! – Just Jared

Eddie Murphy released a short but sweet statement about the death of his brother Charlie MurphyPopsugar



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April 11, 2017 / Posted by:

One thing I learned while watching the new trailer for Atomic Blonde, starring Charlize Theron, is that Hedy from Single White Female must’ve trained British spies in the 80s. Because Charlize’s character kills a dude with her stiletto. That’s totally Hedy’s signature move – Lainey Gossip 

Tennis player turned gummy candy mogul Anna Kournikova is in a bikini top – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, whatever about Pippa Middleton, but I just have to say that Vogue Williams is a really hot name – Celebitchy

In “this has happened before and it will sadly happen again” news…. – Towleroad

The return of MiserAlba! – The Nip Slip 

Lisa Rinna’s daughter’s transformation into Gigi Hadid 2.0 is one step closer to being complete – Reality Tea

Elizabeth Hurley is still showing up those young Instagram THOTs – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s a shirtless Kevin Bacon holding a fluffy lamb in the trailer for I Love Dick Pajiba

And here’s a shirtless Christopher Meloni petting a puppy – SOW

Emily RideAJetSki is in Marie Claire, giving Bella Hadid a run for her money in the category of “making the same face in every picture” – Popoholic

Fist Brown and Lil Wayne are being investigated by the feds over their connection to the CEO of Purple Drank – Jezebel

Louis Tomlinson won’t be charged for scrappin’ with a pap at LAX – Just Jared

In almost every picture of Brit Brit Spears in Hawaii, she’s making a face like she just pee peed in her bikini bottom – Popsugar

Pic: YouTube


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April 10, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’re not a Marvel nerd who has already watched the trailer for the new Guardians of the Galaxy-ified Thor movie a billion times, then here you go. I don’t think I’d ever really join a cult, but if I did, I’d want my leader to look like Jeff Goldblum in this Thor movie. He looks like one of the Blue Man just dick slapped his chin and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip

I’m guessing that Kate Beckinsale captioned that second bikini selfie with: look at this beautiful art – Drunken Stepfather

One good thing came out of that Pepsi commercial: you won’t see Kendull Jenner as much for a bit – Celebitchy

I can’t decide if Ariel Winter’s white bodysuit and granny bloomers ensemble is the ugliest outfit I’ve seen or the most elegant – The Nip Slip

Okay, but if Bravo fires Phaedra Parks as a cast member of the Real HouseWreck of Atlanta, can they hire her as a writer, because her one-liners are gold wrapped in gold – Reality Tea

If the late David Gest put a hit on everybody who said he’s gay, he would’ve been billions of dollars in debt and all of us would be worm meat   – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just  Sara Jean Underwood watering her tits – Hollywood Tuna

If you really want your crotch to stand out and look extra puffy, Nike has the perfect leggings for you (as modeled by Bella Hadid) – Popoholic

Behold, Nyle DiMarco’s furry nalgas – OMG Blog

Janelle Monae suggests that women should go on a sex strike until every man fights for their rights. I know she’s talking about women, but I’ve been way ahead of her for a while. I’ve been on a sex strike for years, and yeah, it’s not by choice, but still! – Pajiba

Those two from Game of  Thrones are still together – Popsugar

CMT is giving Nashville another season – SOW

Mimi got her own record label and I can already hearing you say, “Don’t tell me, she named it Butterfly Records?” – Just Jared

Pic: Disney/YouTube


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April 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Ricky Martin will be the Antonio D’Amico to Edgar Ramirez’s Gianni Versace in Versace: American Crime Story. Antonio was Versace’s partner. So does this mean there will be fuck scenes between Ricky Martin and Edgar Ramirez? FX probably won’t show anything good, so somebody needs to start a petition begging Ryan Murphy to move that shit to Cinemax – Towleroad

A strange thing happened the other day, Mad Mel and Marky Mark were on the same set and no one was blinded or buried in a rose garden – Lainey Gossip

Rita Moreno was dickmatized bad by Marlon BrandoCelebitchy

Lindsay Lohan is out of her burkini and back in a one piece – Drunken Stepfather

Lisa Rinna really wants her daughters to be the next Gigi and Bella Hadid. Well, they’ve got the soulless dead eyes part down – The Nip Slip

I think I’d rather watch Dr. Oz examine the shape of caca for an hour than watch him talk to Bethenny Frankel  Reality Tea

Jabba the Trump can’t read too good, so confirms Taran KillamPajiba

I love this cover of Cosmopolitan UK with Ariana Grande Latte on it and only because she’s biting on sunglasses. And if she’s biting on sunglasses that means she can’t use her mouth to spit on another innocent donut! – Hollywood Tuna

In every picture of Diane Krueger here, it looks like she forgot to put on deodorant so she’s keeping her arms down. She’s not raising her hand, cause she’s not Sure  – Popoholic

Harry Styles’ new solo single sounds like a song that Robbie Williams wrote for David BowiePopsugar

And finally, here’s Richard Gere’s wet nipples – Just Jared

Pic: Instagram


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April 6, 2017 / Posted by:

John Mayer dances with pandas in his new video. How very Left Shark of him. And whatever you do, do not show this to any pandas. They’re already stressed out enough and they don’t need to suffer while watching their own serve as back-up dancers for John Mayer – Lainey Gossip

Something I didn’t expect to see today: Brooke Burke’s nipples – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

French Montana got attention for being an asshole. Remember him? No? Okay, well go back to forgetting he exists then. It’s a better space to be in – Celebitchy

Ramona Singer is nailing that “coked-up deer in headlights” look – Reality Tea

The return of Will & Grace just got more episodes – Towleroad

Michael Cain is the Susan Sarandon of Brexit – Pajiba

Here’s Jojo trying to be sexy while giving herself a wedgie – Hollywood Tuna

I give several hundred Absolutely Nots to Bella Hadid’s outfit and that zipper crotch – Popoholic

And I give several hundred Absolutely Yeses to Hilary Duff’sdominatrix going to a business meeting” look – The Nip Slip 

Katey Sagal says that some people took Married with Children seriously and didn’t know it was satire – OMG Blog

The power of Our Lady of Cheetos is strong enough to move elections! – Just Jared

Everyone involved in this sacrilegious skid mark should be imprisoned for fucking with an important piece of history! – SOW

The MTV Movie Awards have gone gender-blind with this year’s nominations – Popsugar

Pic: Vevo


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