Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

June 29, 2023 / Posted by:

Two years after Naomi Campbell welcomed her first child, a daughter, she has announced that she’s now a mother of two. 53-year-old Naomi announced on Instagram that her daughter now has a baby brother. Naomi didn’t give any details but wrote, “It’s never too late to become a mother.” Well, if Al Pacino can bust out a baby at 83. And I’m not a parent (“Thank all the deities for that” – everyone), but I would think that the whole “it’s never too late to become a parent” thing only really comes into play when you’ve got money, more money, more money, some more money, and even more money. Did I mention money? – SOW

Meanwhile, in London, Princess Kate probably thought she was serving on-trend Barbiecore twee-ness, but to me, she looks more like a Mary Kay sales rep if Mary Kay existed in the 1950s – Lainey Gossip

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June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Dennis Rodman gave his crotch huevos some air when he worked one of Cher Horowitz’s freakum skirts to Houston Pride. Not a big deal, right? Well, there are some sweet summer bigots out there who had no idea that Dennis has been a supporter of the LGBTQ community since the 90s and has been dressing like a Contempo Casuals sales associate for just as long. Dennis hit back in his Instagram Stories by writing, “Do your research guys,” followed by a bunch of his dragtastic looks throughout the years. If they take Dennis’ advice and Google him, they’ll discover he’s also a Trump supporter who shares a broken heart BFF pendant with Kim Jong Un. That’ll make them love him again! – Lainey Gossip

The hilarious and brilliant The Other Two is ending after three seasons, and well, we’ll always have that fake Applebees episode and ChaseDreams’ ally anthem, My Brother’s Gay and That’s Okay. And if you thought they made Cary every shade of insufferable during the third season, then read about one of the showrunner’s alleged asshole ways – The Hollywood Reporter

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June 27, 2023 / Posted by:

If you spiraled into a whirlpool of sadness over the news that robohost Ryan Seacrest was leaving Live with Kelly and Ryan because you can’t get enough of his unsettling eyes staring at you through the TV screen, I need to tell you to get help. But I also need to tell you that you don’t need to be sad anymore since Ryan got yet another TV gig. Ryan will take over as host of Wheel of Fortune when condescending porcupine Pat Sajak retires next year. The good news is that it looks like Vanna White will be back! Vanna reportedly hasn’t gotten a raise in 18 years and makes $3 million a year compared to Pat’s reported $15 million a year. So hopefully, when Ryan Seacrest makes his debut on WoF, we won’t be able to see him because we’ll be blinded by the sparkles shooting off the diamonds that Vanna bought with her raise money – TVLine

Somebody check on Nicholas Hoult immediately because he’s lost out on another big role since David Corenswet (aka the projectionist from Pearl) is the new Superman, alongside Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane – The A.V. Club

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June 26, 2023 / Posted by:

At Glastonbury over the weekend, Sir Elton John gave his last live performance in his homeland of the UK  in front of a massive crowd with help from Brandon Flowers and Rina Sawayama. Sadly, Sir Elton didn’t bring out his BFF (read: the opposite of a BFF), Madonna, for a touching rendition of That’s What Friends Are For (The Fucking Fairground Stripper Remix). Maybe he’s saving that beautiful duet for when he unretires next year and goes on The Bitch Is Back AGAIN Tour – Stereogum

While Margot Robbie brought the Barbie-ness to a photo call for the movie, her other cast members were dressed like they were on their way to brunch at a corporate retreat – Lainey Gossip

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June 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Leave it to the French to turn a PG-13 into X-rated filth! THINK OF LE CHILDREN! The tagline on the French poster for Barbie reads, “Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c’est juste Ken,” which apparently translates to “She can do everything. He’s just Ken.” Nothing sucio about that, but “Ken” is French slang for fuck, so it can read, “She can do everything. He just knows how to fuck.” We all know that Ken is a fuckboi, but we thought he was a fuckboi who can’t really fuck since he has no genitals. Unless he’s got a retractable dick like a cat. Or maybe one of Ken’s accessories is a strap-on. I mean, that wouldn’t be totally crazy since he did come with a cock ring once   – HuffPo

At the London premiere of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, Tom Cruise didn’t even try, but Rebecca Ferguson made the late Vivienne Westwood proud by looking like a bedraggled Victorian bride ghost – Lainey Gossip 

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June 22, 2023 / Posted by:

A$AP Rocky added fuel to the marital fire that he’s married to Rihanna by calling her his “wife” during a show in Cannes. Okay, but I won’t believe that RiRi is really married until I see wedding pictures of her working a pair of white lace bridal pasties, a white satin thong, and a blue clit chain from Savage X Fenty’s new demure bride collection – Lainey Gossip

Oh, look, Ioan Gruffud has accused Alice Evans of more certifiable insanity, including violating his restraining order against her by making fake Twitter accounts to troll him some more. At this point, the Twitter bird should file a restraining order against Alice, too – Celebitchy

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