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Night Crumbs

September 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The case of hillbilly dickmatization that Gwen Stefani is suffering from is much, much worse than I thought. She went out in public wearing Vans with Blake Shelton’s face on them. How dreadful. Today, I bury the 15-year-old me who thought that Gwen Stefani was the coolest being in the world. I swear, hillbilly bro dick really should come with a warning label – Lainey Gossip 

Goopy Paltrow and Chris Martin’s one-time private chef tells the world what we already knew, which is that their stomachs are always quoting Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors by screaming, “FEED ME!” – Celebitchy

It turns out that another woman hasn’t made the mistake of getting engaged to Ex-Countess LuAnn’s leftovers, yet – Reality Tea

You can thank Trump for why Megyn Kelly has infiltrated the Today show – Towleroad

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September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

This quick, but mesmerizing, clip of Reese Witherspoon refusing to let Nicole Kidman hold the Emmy they won for Big Little Liars should be turned into a 7-part HBO series from David E. Kelley. It will win the Outstanding Limited Series Emmy and Reese and Nicole will fight over who gets to hold it  – Lainey Gossip

And two minutes later, all of those mugs were empty and Messica Simpson’s German beer maid skirt flew up as her drunk ass stumbled into the pool – Drunken Stepfather

I don’t know if Chateau Sheree has been repossessed yet, but before the repo men do that, can they do Sheree Whitfield a favor and repossess that sad white blond wig on her head? – Reality Tea

Ariel Winter Is Ranting At People Who Hate On The Way She Dresses: Take 9,093,984 – Celebitchy

George Michael was working on a documentary when he died, and here’s the teaser trailer for it – Towleroad

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September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Cambodia has chosen Angie Jolie’s First They Killed My Father as their official entry for the Best Foreign Film Oscar, and she’s ready to campaign for it. Anyone who didn’t see that coming obviously didn’t see this old picture of Angie on set saying, “Oh, little ole’ me, never!”, after paying that actress girl to say, “Ms. Jolie, this film is your masterpiece! You are a genius and will win all the Oscars!… I ad-libbed that first part, can you give me a bonus?” – Lainey Gossip

If Lindsay Lohan gets her mug pulled any higher, her brows and hairline will become one – Celebitchy

If Tamra Judge is right and Gretchen Rossi is obsessed with her, then expect to see Gretchen dressing like Tamra by wearing old shit from Charlotte Russe (see: Tamra’s dress in that picture) – Reality Tea 

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus did a porn parody of Girl, InterruptedDrunken Stepfather

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September 18, 2017 / Posted by:

If the whole “master thespian” thing stops working for Judith Light, she should sashay into her nearest Barbizon and ask if they’re currently looking for a Professor of Posing, because she can turn the world on with a pose – Lainey Gossip

Seven years after we all thought that Jeffrey Dean Morgan was going to drop Hilarie Burton after getting one of his side tricks knocked up, they’re still together and are expecting another baby – Celebitchy

If you’ve got a piece of wood that needs sanding, hold it close to your laptop speaker and press play on Lindsay Lohan roughly growling out happy birthday to White OprahDrunken Stepfather

Great, I bet Ex-Countess LuAnn is just talking to Tom Colicchio’s sleazy twin brother again so that he can cameo on next season of The Real HouseMesses of New York CityReality Tea

Why the Little Monsters are crying in Spanish, German, Italian and Swiss today: Lady Gaga has postponed her European tour – Towleroad

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September 15, 2017 / Posted by:

If that man in the suit is one of your relatives, please go down to the United Nations in NYC and immediately wake him up with some blessed smelling salts, because he’s obviously been stunned frozen from being in the presence of God’s God  – Lainey Gossip 

Everyone who fapped to that “hunky Florida cop” is now wishing that they could take their fap back – Celebitchy

I can almost hear the photographer that Maxim hired screaming, “Devon, baby, give me that sexy naked shitting pose!” – Drunken Stepfather

The other Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills tried to win at the game of fashion, but Erika Jayne easily beat them by dressing like a flight attendant on Majorette Airlines – Reality Tea

My new favorite fetish is watching a shirtless Henry Rollins and a shirtless artist paint each other’s nipples – Towleroad

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September 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky took their first red carpet picture together at the New York City premiere of mother!. Are we sure they’re actually dating? Maybe it’s the dress and the awkward pose, but Jennifer looks like a bride who feels obligated to take a picture with distant cousin Kevin who flew in all the way from Tallahassee – Lainey Gossip

Rooney Mara doesn’t care what other people think. Ok, then she won’t mind me saying her dress resembles a fumigation tent and her hair looks like Mommy from Family Circus after a couch nap – Celebitchy

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s daughter is a model now, and I’m sure her success has nothing to do with being Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s daughter – Drunken Stepfather

Josh Flagg from Million Dollar Listing LA got married over the weekend, the theme of which appears to be $12.99 botanical garden souvenir snow globe – Reality Tea

Here’s the leather and mustache-filled U.S. trailer for Tom of FinlandTowleroad

Not only is Margot Robbie bringing Tonya Harding back from the 90s, she’s also bringing back giant shoulder pads – Popoholic

Karrueche Tran’s bra looks like expensive lingerie had a baby with a rack of ribs – The Nip Slip

Personally, I always pictured The Babadook with Billy from SawPajiba

Sarah Jean Underwood is wearing the perfect shirt for when your arms feel bashful and your tits are like “Hi!!! Over here!!!” – Hollywood Tuna

Please enjoy this hypnotic video of a shirtless dude in loose shorts hula-hooping in slow motion – OMG Blog

Bobby Brown is trying to prevent TV from airing that Bobbi Kristina Brown biopic – Jezebel

Scarlett Johansson has finalized her divorced, but it’s not officially final until we find out who gets the Parisian popcorn shop – Just Jared

This is what David Harbour looks like as Hellboy, a name that no longer makes sense because damn, that’s a HellmanIDLYITW

It’s the 32nd anniversary of The Golden Girls, but honestly, they don’t look a day over 30 – Boy Culture

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are going to be parents for the second time – Popsugar

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