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July 20, 2017 / Posted by:

A not-as-barfy Jennifer Lawrence crawled away from wherever she was recovering from the stomach flu to appear at a charity comedy show with Amy Schumer last night in New York. I hope the first row was given plastic ponchos to wear in the event her Pepto-Bismol wore off – Lainey Gossip

Rich Bitch with a Plane” sounds like a perfect title for a Real Housewife’s memoirs – Reality Tea

Senator John McCain has been diagnosed with brain cancer – Celebitchy

I like to think that the next time this shark shows up, it will be wearing a curly blonde wig and instructing a school of fish to spell out “I won’t be ignored, Mick” – Towleroad

In an alternate reality, Bella Thorne is just some random girl who gets kicked out of Sephora for painting her toenails with the polish samples – Hollywood Tuna

Eva Longoria is in a bikini – The Nip Slip

Rachel Bilson could be in a bikini, but who knows? Maybe she’s working a pair of fishing waders on her lower half¬† – Popoholic

I don’t know what style Karlie Kloss’ swimsuit is, but I do know she’s gambling with some potentially weird midsection tan lines – Drunken Stepfather

A mini Scrubs reunion happened, but it’s nothing without The Janitor! – Popsugar

Tyga says he’s not in love with Kylie Jenner anymore. I believe that’s code for: “I’ve officially been cut-off financially” – Just Jared

HARD AGREE – Pajiba

Mayim Bialik got a $0.02 residual check from a 28-year-old appearance on Doogie Howser, M.D., which leads me to ask…there’s a channel still airing Doogie Howser? – SOW

Do you like wigs, explosions, Taraji P. Henson, and Tina Turner? Then you’ll be very into the Proud Mary trailer – Jezebel

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July 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Charlize Theron admitted on Howard Stern today that she had recently been on a date with a dude who “really impressed” her. How? I bet his skills included picking up the check and whispering “I don’t like Tom Hardy either” – Lainey Gossip

Vicki Gunvalson literally needs to get a dictionary and look up the definition of “literally” – Reality Tea

Maybe it’s Photoshop, maybe it’s sorcery, but Gal Gadot from eight years ago pretty much looks like Gal Gadot now – Hollywood Tuna

I’m sorry Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, but I’m more interested in why Justin Theroux is dressed like a hipster gas station attendant – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Christie caught a foul ball at a Mets game and with it came an eruption of boos – Towleroad

Some moms on the internet got really outraged over a picture of Pink cooking with her kids – Celebitchy

Taylor Swift is totally going to print out this picture of sad Katy Perry, frame it, and hang it in her war room – Popoholic

Sure, Ed Sheeran, sure – Just Jared

Oh, I think I solved it: it’s a trick question and they’re both fake, right? – Popsugar

Heidi Klum got naked a lot for her new photo book – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Sir Patrick Stewart really, really wanted to be the voice of poo in The Emoji MovieSOW

Dudes in tank tops and a A+ “tank” pun; something for everyone, really! – Boy Culture

Stop downloading leaked versions of Lana Del Rey’s new album before her anger skyrockets from melancholy to malaiseJezebel

Everything we know about that terrifying Tyrannosaurus rex chase scene from Jurassic Park might be a lie (well, everything besides Jeff Goldblum = very sexy) – Pajiba

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July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Celine Dion was kind enough to give an impromptu fashion show in some random walkway in Paris. Celine can never look wrong, but I do wish she had accessorized that I Dream of Home Runs silk pajama ensemble with a custom-made hand-beaded third base handbag instead of that boring black purse – Lainey Gossip

I clearly need better glasses, because I honestly thought this was a picture of Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley in retro Star Trek cosplay – Reality Tea

Rihanna showed everyone up in a ballerina-meets-80s bridesmaid gown situation at the Los Angeles premiere of ValerianCelebitchy

Gay of Thrones is back to help you understand what the hell is happening in Game of ThronesTowleroad

Bella Hadid’s outfit would be 100% better if she tossed those ugly unbaked bread loaf boots in the trash – Drunken Stepfather

The official teaser trailer for The Disaster Artist is here – Pajiba

Charlize Theron’s dress looks like the love child of a blouse and a pack of cocktail napkins¬† – Popoholic

Stan Lee was honored with a hand and footprint ceremony in Hollywood – Popsugar

Christina Milian, don’t lie – are you trying to pass off a pair of bikini bottoms as a top? – The Nip Slip

Warning: Very high levels of grime in one picture – SOW

Here’s Kylie and Kendall Jenner posing on the only thing more plastic and over-inflated than the members of their family: pool toys – Hollywood Tuna

Drake got an $8.25 residual check from Degrassi: The Next Generation. Drake, go ahead and splurge on an appetizer at The Cheesecake Factory tonight, you’ve earned it – Just Jared

Sisqo’s Thong Song got an EDM reboot, and they killed the best part. Where are the violins?!? – Jezebel

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July 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Miranda Kerr finally revealed what she wore when she married Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel. I would have expected the bride of a Snapchat billionaire to walk down the aisle in a gown made of $1000 bills studded with pink diamonds, but what do I know about bridal fashion? – Lainey Gossip

What’s the opposite word for “shocked“? Unshocked? Whatever it is, that’s how you’ll probably feel about this Real Housewives of New York news that Luann D’Agostino’s 7-month marriage might be in trouble – Reality Tea

I don’t know if Bella Thorne was going for ‘sedated 70s centerfold’, but she definitely nailed it – Hollywood Tuna

The latest trailer for Blade Runner 2049 is out, which is good news for those of you who really wanted more creepy blind Jared LetoTowleroad

Ariel Winter doesn’t care that you are offended by her crotch-constricting denim short-shorts, because it’s summer and she’s hot. And in the middle of January when she’s still wearing those short-shorts, she’ll be like “Well, it’s been an uncharacteristically warm winter…” – Celebitchy

Speaking of summer wardrobe choices, Jessica Alba is in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

As rumored that he would be, Ed Sheeran made a cameo appearance in the Season 7 premiere of Game of Thrones last night – Popsugar

Hailee Steinfeld continues her streak of looking like she got into a fight with several sections of a craft store and lost (this time by wearing a DIY mosaic placemat as a cummberbund) – Popoholic

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July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Tom Hardy looked really hot at the London premiere of Dunkirk premiere last night. Prince Harry was there too, and I will get written up by Michael K if I don’t say he also looked very hot. I just wish Harry had taken the opportunity to perform some charity work and snipped off that weird errant greasy hair lock on the side of Tom’s head – Celebitchy

This video confirms two things: That Katy Perry isn’t really worth whatever she charges for a fancy private event, and that Anna Wintour actually dances like a person! (If you can technically call what she’s doing dancing) – Lainey Gossip

Luann of Real Housewives of New York doesn’t want any more drama between Bethenny and Ramona. Okay, who are you and what have you done with Luann? – Reality Tea

Further proof that wind is by far the rudest of all acts of weather, and will always ALWAYS embarrass you in public – Drunken Stepfather

Stephen Colbert roasts Kellyanne Conway’s flashcards with some of his own – Towleroad

The trailer for The Layover is out, and I’ll admit, a hot shirtless dude is a pretty good way to distract from Kate Upton trying to act – Hollywood Tuna

I wonder if the bikini industry gets together every December and thanks Emily Ratajkowski for keeping them in business? “Thanks for another great year! We couldn’t have done it without you”Popoholic

Kit Harington isn’t his real name and sadly, it’s not Kitten – Popsugar

I guess I always pictured Nick Jonas as the type to slink into your DMs with a “Hey mama,” but okay – Just Jared

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July 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Jessica Biel is the star of the August issue of Marie Claire, and I only know that because her name is on the cover. If it wasn’t there, I might have assumed this was a picture of a very Photoshopped fashion robot attempting this strange thing humans call “sitting” – Lainey Gossip

Someone should tell Bella Hadid that you’ve got to earn the right to serve 90s Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogue model looks – Drunken Stepfather

Tamra Judge is still talking about her facelift – Reality Tea

Emilia Clarke isn’t here for people who criticize her for her Game of Thrones sex scenes. Honestly, any complaints I have related to Emilia are to the person responsible for putting her in such a janky blonde wig for all those seasons – Celebitchy

And this is why you don’t pose with easily-Photoshoppable pieces of paper – Towleroad

Hailee Steinfeld, giving you low-budget Cher one minute, craft aunt with a glue gun and a 200-pack of gems the next – Hollywood Tuna

Lindsey Vonn looks like a mother-of-the-bride who is like “I’ll wear the fancy top, but y’aint making me wear no skirt” – Popoholic

Lea Michele pays tribute to Cory Monteith on the 4th anniversary of his death – Popsugar

I see Khloe Kardashian drew the short straw to select who was going to supervise Rob – Just Jared

Someone from ANTM is flashing their ass. Tragically, it’s not Nigel Barker – The Nip Slip

Damn, Donnie Wahlberg better not blow through too much cash, or he might one day find himself begging Mahky-Mahk for a job flipping Wahlburgers – SOW

I only have one thought about Big Brother, and it’s: “Where can I get one of those frog hats?” – Pajiba

Bridezillas is coming back. Bring on the inevitable meltdowns over mason jars and twinkle lights! – Jezebel

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