Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Mimi did a cameo in a movie that Rob Huebel’s in, and he said that she was four hours late, made them fill her trailer with white flowers, demanded stuffed lamb toys, refused to sing the song they hired her to sing and wanted them to rewrite her death scene. Rob must be new, because he seems surprised by Mimi’s ridiculous diva mess antics. If I was the director and Mimi didn’t pull stupid diva shit like that, I’d immediately call her agent and demand a full refund since they obviously sent an impersonator. And not even a slightly convincing one  – Lainey Gossip 

THE QUEEN and her pocketbook visited the victims of the terrorist attack in Manchester – Celebitchy

An image my brain and loins didn’t need today: Bethenny Frankel sucking on A-Rod’s mouth – Reality Tea

Celine Dion’s international treasure of a mouth took a break from yodeling out gold-covered notes to let out a rainbow of nice words for the victims of Manchester – Towleroad

Since every single actress is required to do Marilyn Monroe drag at least once, it was Gillian Anderson’s turn and she did it for American GodsDrunken Stepfather

Ariel Winter redefines subtlety with every nalgas-out picture she posts on Instagram – Hollywood Tuna 

I see that Elle Fanning rushed over to a photo call at Cannes after playing one of the title roles in a community theater production of Romeo & Juliet Popoholic

Your ears are safe, for now, because Bye Bye Birdie Live starring Jennifer Lopez has been pushed to next year – Just Jared

A spread eagled and constipated-faced Kit Harington is in Esquire – Popsugar

Eating raw fish off of The Gronk’s douche body is a health hazard on many levels, but I still would – The Superficial

Nope. Still bad. – Jezebel

This is sad, because as we know, Suri Cruise already knows how to walk in a pair of kitten heels, but she’s getting close to the age where she may want to learn how to really strut in a pair of super high heels and only her daddy can teach her that skill – IDLYTW

Pic: Getty


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May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

We’ve head about a sequel to Top Gun happening before, but now Tom Cruise says that it’s really happening and will probably come out in 2019. Two things: I bet the boys in the Scientology bath house still giggle at the “top” in Top Gun. And I  also bet that in the sequel, we will learn that Kelly McGillis’ character was in a major plane accident and got total face and body reconstructive surgery. What I’m saying is that her character will be played by a 19-year-old – Lainey Gossip

Pippa Middleton should’ve seen this coming and given People an exclusive picture of her throwing the bouquet into Future Princess Meghan’s hands. Rookie mistake! – Celebitchy

The year is 2017 and Mischa Barton is at Cannes – Drunken Stepfather

Noted gay haters Migos don’t hate drag queens after all. Or, they didn’t show their hate for drag queens during Saturday Night Live, anyway – Towleroad

The Giudices are opening a money laundering operation, I mean, pizza shop – Reality Tea

Salma Hayek thankfully trashed that pink wig and served up some magnificent chichis at Cannes – Popoholic

Jessica Lowndes still exists – Hollywood Tuna 

Things I would trade in my sister and dog for: that cha cha heels-carrying Divine doll – OMG Blog

Panty Creamer of the Day: A showered, de-greased and de-dick cheese’d (I’m guessing) Colin Farrell in a tux – Popsugar

Ariana Grande is reportedly going to pay for the funerals of the 22 victims of the terrorist attack at her show – SOW

She’s also officially put her tour on hold – Just Jared

And here’s more shitty news and sadness, Lisa Spoonauer from Clerks died at the way-too-young age of 44 – Pajiba

Pic: Paramount


Night Crumbs

May 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Mimi and Boy Toy Bryan have probably renegotiated a new contract are probably back together and for her sake, I hope she upped his weekly allowance so he can pay for some shit. Because it’s truly a buzz killer for Mimi when the server brings the bill and she has to reach into her cleavage to pull out her black card – Lainey Gossip

Please don’t tell me that Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend is going to try to be the next James Bond – Celebitchy

Professional Instagram THOT Christina Milian shows off her white pussy – Drunken Stepfather

And the second GG from Shahs of Sunset filed for divorce from her husband of a minute, the sanctity of marriage finally threw itself into a shallow grave, because what’s the point of going on? – Reality Tea

Kendull Jenner looks like she got the Kartrashian family special – Hollywood Tuna

Oh, Katy Perry, even Miley Cyrus invited the drag queens she was using for profit to the after-party – Towleroad

Kylie Jenner, is that you? – OMG Blog

The Charlie’s Angels reboot I forgot was happening is still happening – Pajiba

In case you missed Nicole Scherzinger’s titty balls at the Billboard Music Awards – Popoholic

Jim Carrey’s still got a grandma Sasquatch’s pussy bush stuck to his face – SOW

Every other woman in the world was ROBBED! – Just Jared

Emma Thompson is living the life in Cannes – Popsugar

Rest in peace, Dina MerrillBoy Culture

Pic: Backgrid


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May 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Twitter dreams do come true! RiRi and Lupita Nyong’o will star in a buddy comedy that’s based on a tweet that said they look like friends who scam rich white men. Issa Rae will write the script and Ava DuVernay is directing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to furiously search the internet for a picture of both Alexander Skarsgard and Idris Elba, so that I can tweet that they look like sex addicted lovers who can’t stop fucking each other – Popsugar

Russell Crowe, who once said that he was on Team Nicole Kidman after her divorce from Tom Cruise, is now on Team Neutral, because I guess he’s not getting multi-million dollar offers to star opposite Nicole in big-budget movies – Lainey Gossip 

Prostitution Whore-ah, formerly of Real Housewives of New Jersey, got engaged for the 4 millionth time – Reality Tea

Never mind Nicole Kidman wearing what looks like a costume from a Las Vegas production of Some Like It Hot, John Cameron Mitchell and his checkered bulge (yes, I zoomed in) are stealing the shot – Celebitchy

And here’s Olsen nips brought to you by the third Olsen – Drunken Stepfather

Sense8 delivered some b-hole quivering From Here To Eternity gay action complete with thongs! – Towleroad

Move to the side, Blake, Gwen and Nicole, and let that blond dandy (aka the real star of the picture) step forward – Hollywood Tuna 

Ariel Winter looks like she’s doing Hipster Ariel cosplay – Popoholic

Like every other damn show on the planet, The L-Word may be getting some kind of revival – OMG Blog

Future inmate #666 Abby Lee Miller tried to get in to see Hello, Dolly! and was basically told “Bye, Abby!” – Jezebel

Lin-Manuel Miranda’s voice will be in the DuckTales reboot – Pajiba

And because it’s been another shitty news day, let’s end with some Charo and Mr. T! – SOW

Pic: Getty



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May 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Alex Rodriguez did commentary shit for last night’s Yankees-Royals game, and to promote his debut, MLB on Fox tweeted a picture of him looking all professional. But when Twitter zoomed in on his notebook, they saw the note: Child – Birth Control, Baby, Pull Out Stuff. Let’s all slow clap for A-Rod because it looks like he’s come a long way from asking “How is babby formed?” on Yahoo! Answers – Lainey Gossip 

Keep trying, Pippa Middleton, but you will never be able to match the Cinderella elegance of Katie Price’s first wedding – Celebitchy

Joanna Krupa’s new man looks like a Zoolander-fied Billy Ray Cyrus (I refuse to call his ass Cyrus) – Reality Tea 

Kendall Jenner should be hiding her face out of shame for wearing that ugly macrame shit – Drunken Stepfather

Harry Styles did Carpool Karaoke and he should keep that “extra from Cruising” look because it IS the look – Towleroad

Bella Hadid did some photo shoot that’s Flashdance meets 80s German sex club, and yes, Harry Styles would look better in every one of these outfits – Hollywood Tuna

Today in “When the dick is so good you’ll give up your crown for it!”Popsugar

Err, somebody should really restart Emily RideAJetSki, because I think she’s stuck on open-eyed sleep mode – Popoholic

Former DC trick, Tom Hardy, has slid on over to Marvel to play VenomJust Jared

I would’ve divorced Anthony Weiner as soon as I saw those sad excuse for dick pics he sent, but better late than never, I guess – Jezebel


Night Crumbs

May 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift is apparently “bummed” that the news of her latest British boyfriend (which her PR team totally didn’t leak) got out. I don’t blame Tay Tay. She and her latest British boyfriend probably planned to make their couple debut in totally not staged paparazzi pics and they spent weeks working with a body language expert and acting coaches only to be foiled!  – Lainey Gossip 

Uma Thurman in pink >>>>>>>>> Bella Hadid in pink – Celebitchy

Amanda Seyfried needs to take pap stroll walking lessons from her dog because that pooch is working it – Drunken Stepfather

You probably won’t see any “For your consideration” ads for Mom in the trades, or whatever, because they’re giving their entire $250,000 awards campaign budget to Planned Parenthood – Popsugar

Lisa Vanderpump celebrates (temporarily) saving the dogs of Yulin, and I’d clap for her, but I’m too busy loving the dog throwing a “Bitch, what are you wearing?” side-eye at JiggyReality Tea

Arrested Development is getting another encore season – Jezebel

You’ll love Frankie Grande Latte’s new song if you love songs that sound like they were rejected from a knock-off Hedwig musical done by a community theater – Towleroad

‘Til’ Tuesday era Aimee Mann + Edwards Scissorhands + Company B + a drop of Miss Havisham = Nicole Kidman in punk drag – Pajiba

Kendall Jenner’s new La Perla ads are out and those plastic flowers are out-posing her – Hollywood Tuna

Emily RideAJetSki is serving “rich mannequin giving itself a breast self-exam” – Popoholic

The answer is: DUH! – The Superficial

In case you don’t watch The Leftovers, here’s some wild crotch bush and peen brought to you by Jack BennettOMG Blog

Amber Heard’s Mera looks more like Ariel from The Little Mermaid going to a costume party as Poison Ivy – Just Jared



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