Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

We all know by now that Pink performed at the American Music Awards while doing some insane suspended acrobatics against the side of the JW Marriott hotel in a spandex suit and harness, which is obviously a much different look than what she showed up to the AMA’s in. I’m sure whoever had to clean the windows today are cursing Pink out for not helping them out by wearing that floofy dress while she performed. I mean, where else is a person supposed to find a giant shower puff with detachable scrubbers? – Lainey Gossip

Gabby Douglas is sorry for talking like your rude prude aunt by saying that women should dress “modestly and be classy” if they don’t want to be assaulted – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams says she one day hopes to make up with Kandi Burruss. No word from Kandi if she too wants to make up, or just hiss so hard in Porsha’s face it leaves spittle splotches on her makeup – Reality Tea

We might be getting a Watchmen TV show. I don’t care, unless it’s on a channel that won’t blur out Doctor Manhattan’s giant blue bulge, in which case I care very much – Pajiba

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November 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Someone with way too much money bought this damaged Leonardo da Vinci painting for $450.3 million. I blame Dan Brown. I never thought that there was such a thing as being too damn rich, but I’ve been proven wrong. You know you’re too damn rich when you spend $450 million on a dusty and busted picture of a beardless Chris Robinson telling fortunes at a ren faire – Pajiba

Nina Dobrev is dressed like an 80s art gallery owner who has a mysterious past and a tortured artist lover. I’m into it – Lainey Gossip

Kate Winslet defended working with Woody Allen by saying he was never convicted of a crime. But yet she worked with Roman Polanski, and Roman was convicted of a crime. And she shit on Harvey Weinstein who has never been convicted of a crime yet. A seat: Kate needs to have several – Celebitchy

Sources gave an update on Bobby Zarin’s cancer fight – Reality Tea

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November 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Difficult People, a damn funny and smart show that was too good for this world, has been canceled by Hulu after three seasons. That’s making me want to call them up and say, “Fuck you! Cancel my account! I’m done with you…until the second season of The Handmaid’s Tale comes out.” And I’m not only saying that it was a great show because busted down Dlisted was name-checked twice in one episode. I’m saying that because busted down Dlisted was name-checked twice in the episode that the legendary Susan Lucci and CoCo guest starred on! But seriously, I hope it’ll live on one day because I need justice for Patches – Just Jared

Dakota Johnson is still making bland oatmeal love with Chris MartinLainey Gossip

Err, it’s starting to look like Ed Westwick’s producer friend was his creepy enabling wing man – Celebitchy

I’ve found the new visual definition of me.” – Elegance while looking at that picture of Brandi GlanvilleReality Tea

The universe above is now populated with the heads of the gay haters whose skulls popped off from watching Star Trek’s first man-on-man kiss – Towleroad

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November 14, 2017 / Posted by:

I thought No Nut November was about us eating Mounds instead of Almond Joy, but it’s far worse and unnatural. It’s the month dudes withhold from busting a nut for 30 whole days. If more than 10 dudes are crazy enough to partake in that fap-free madness, then hold on to something sturdy and brace yourselves, because on December 1st, we’re all going to get hit by a great jizz wave – Towleroad

If Reputation was an outfit, it’d be the outfit that Taylor Swift is wearing here: a confusing, jumbled mess that is both annoying and try-hard – Lainey Gossip 

For those of you basics who were into One Tree Hill back in the day (yes, I’m judging you for that), your show is now ruined – Celebitchy

Jon Stewart, whose address must be 14 Under A Rock Street, claims to have never heard the Louis C.K. stories that everyone in comedy had heard – Pajiba

I don’t know what’s weirder, Kevin Nealon and Bella Thorne going hiking together, or them filming it for a six-part series? – Hollywood Tuna

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November 13, 2017 / Posted by:

There’s a (probably wrong) rumor saying that Brad Pitt has gone from beloved saint to royal by currently doing Grace Kelly’s granddaughter and the ninth in line to the throne of Monaco Charlotte Casiraghi. Maybe Brad Pitt is friends with Prison Princess Charlene of Monaco, and him dating Charlotte is part of a plan to get the child army into the royal palace to rescue Charlene. Yeah, that must be it – Lainey Gossip 

Dear Jenny Slate, we get it, you’re fucking Captain America again – Celebitchy

Lisa and Ken Vanderpump tried it, but Giggy Vanderpump is still the best dressed bitch of that trio – Reality Tea

Is there a One Million Moms in Britain (called One Million Mums)? Because if there is, their heads are probably soaring through the sky above the U.K. after popping off from seeing Tesco’s new Christmas ad – Towleroad

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November 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Even though the low-budget Dynasty reboot’s ratings are flatter that the original Krystle’s hair and the storylines are emptier than the new Cristal’s acting (can’t you tell I’m Team Ride or Die Alexis?), The CW has given it a full season order. The CW is probably going to bring in Alexis in hopes that she’ll save this Dynasty like she did the last one. That’s a bad move that will ensure that Dollar Tree Dynasty doesn’t get a second season. Because it’ll be kind of hard for The CW to continue to make shows when their offices have been destroyed by lightning bolts sent down from a vengeful God for casting anyone other than Dame Joan Collins as Alexis! – TVLine

Over ten years ago, the tabloids gave us “Miserable Jen” after Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, and now the tabloids are giving us “Brave Jen,” because Jennifer Garner refuses to abandon Ben AffleckLainey Gossip

A second woman claims that Ed Westwick IS Chuck Bass, pretty much – Celebitchy

But Ed Westwick claims he is not Chuck Bass – Just Jared

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