Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

February 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Jay-Z, Blue Ivy Carter and Beyonce all sat courtside at some basketball game last night. That thing on Beyonce that looks like Blanche Devereaux’s backup bedspread is actually a $22,000 Gucci kimono. It’s nice to know that Beyonce is just like us peasants, she too wears her cheapest outfit to a sports game, just in case she gets nacho cheese on it – Lainey Gossip

When Trump won, I wasn’t one of those people said that I’m moving to Canada. But now that I’ve read the rumor about Prince Hot Ginge spending more time in Toronto, I will say that I’m moving to Canada! – Celebitchy

Countess Luann is going for that EGOT, I see! She won a Grammy for Money Can’t Buy You Class, right? – Reality Tea

Charlotte McKinney’s suffocating chichis can’t take it anymore and are trying to escape out of her top – Drunken Stepfather

Ricky Martin met his hot big-tittied fiancé on Instagram  – Towleroad

In case you missed it, here’s the definition of random showing itself in the song that Selena Gomez and noted mumble crooner Vin Diesel did together – The Superficial

Ewww, James Woods, now is not the time to show us that you’ve got a foot fetish and want a piece of Patton Oswalt’s bare toes – Pajiba

I am totally into Hannah Jeter’s disco maternity wear – Popoholic

Bella Hadid brought her signature “mannequin in a coma” facial expressions to V MagazineThe Nip Slip

Frances Bean Cobain posted a letter to her dad on what would’ve been his 50th birthday – Popsugar

After falling during a show, David Cassidy says that he’s suffering from dementia and is retiring – Just Jared

RiRi’s ghost singer has been found! – Hollywood Tuna 

Abby Wambach and her Christian mommy blogger girlfriend got engaged – Boy Culture 

And after this day, what I really, really needed was a video of a baby porcupine nibbling on a piece of banana – OMG Blog

Pic: AP


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February 17, 2017 / Posted by:

FKA Twigs was at the London premiere of her man’s movie, The Lost City of Z, and like Robert Pattinson, I’m wondering why in giddy up HELL is she wearing saddle bags? The only acceptable answer is that she’s wearing them to smuggle in snacks and booze – Lainey Gossip

I see that Courtney Stodden is planting the seeds for an inevitable girl-on-girl leaked sex tape – The Superficial

In Kunty Karl’s defense, real-life Bond villains gotta stick together – Celebitchy

Either Rosie O’Donnell really isn’t going to play Steve Bannon on SNL, or she’s already getting into character by lying – Towleroad

No, no, no. Sonja Morgan isn’t supposed to sell her Manhattan townhouse. She’s supposed to live there until it gets really dilapidated so that someone can do a Grey Gardens-like documentary on her – Reality Tea 

Sorry, paps, but Charlotte McKinney’s got your number and isn’t going to let you take pictures of an accidental b-hole slip – Drunken Stepfather

Bella Thorne is serving “Coachella at the beach”Popoholic

If Hilary Duff isn’t walking to her car in front of the paps, she’s hanging on her piece of the moment at the beach in front of the paps – Popoholic

Emma Watson says that Beauty and the Beast isn’t about Stockholm Syndrome. Okay, but what about bestiality?  – Jezebel

A British legend is joining the new Mary Poppins movie, but it’s not Julie Andrews Just Jared



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February 16, 2017 / Posted by:

The cast of Love Actually reunited to shoot a short sequel that will be part of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day special. Great, so now during Christmastimes, not only will my sister make me watch Love Actually, but she’ll make me watch the short sequel too. Remind me to bring an extra bottle of booze and a bigger stash of weed to Christmas dinner this year – Lainey Gossip

Allure really Photoshopped the hell out of Kellyanne ConwayCelebitchy

Kids are naturally on drugs, so this product is a scam! – Pajiba

Lindsay Lohan posted a Mother Teresa quote and part of it reads, “Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” Trick, save it for your Backpage ad – Drunken Stepfather

Johnny Depp wants to do Daisy Ridley and Daisy Ridley is not in the mood to get gingivitis of the cooch – The Superficial 

Kim Kartrashian’s knipples are back on the stroll – The Nip Slip

Colton Haynes got himself a florist daddy – Towleroad

What the hell kind of “go go dancer nurse from the future” shit is Hailey Baldwin wearing? – Popoholic

Here’s more of Christie Brinkley putting the youngins’ to shame in Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit EditionHollywood Tuna

Sonja Morgan wishes that the cast of Real Housewives of New York City would do the show sober. Over every Bravo executive’s dead body! – Reality Tea

Mimi performed live for the first time since her legendary New Year’s Eve train wreck of a performance. And besides her chichi trying to make a break for it, it went fine – OMG Blog 

Val Kilmer is back to tell everyone that he’s not sick for the 4,570th time – SOW

If you’ve got a stuck fart in your ass and need some inspiration to poot it out, read this post about Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna breaking up again – Just Jared



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February 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Mimi and her boy toy spent a very intimate Valentine’s night together. You know, it was just them, a photographer, a lighting crew of 8, a Photoshop team, an Instagram filter specialist, 4 makeup artists, 2 hair people and a body language choreographer. Intimate! – Lainey Gossip 

Maybe with the cash she made from this staged pap shoot, Backdoor Farrah can get herself a weave that doesn’t look like shredded straw – Drunken Stepfather

Sadly for Shailene Woodley, she wasn’t arrested in Hollywood or she would’ve gotten photo approval for her mug shot – Celebitchy

Susan Sarandon’s coochie is open to anyone. Well, anyone except Hillary Clinton because emails! – Towleroad

Only Keke Palmer can make bloody monster claws on her tits look elegant – The Nip Slip 

Erika Jayne looks like she scalped a life-sized Totally Hair Barbie – Reality Tea

I really don’t know what’s going on in this skit, because I’m too busy staring at Thor’s nips – Pajiba

Leonardo DiCaprio’s piece of the moment is on MaximHollywood Tuna

It was that time of year again when Kanye West shows the world that he’s a master at creating overpriced and ugly shit that looks like it came from the “$5 for 10 pounds” box at the thrift store – Jezebel

Hilary Duff’s ex-husband and the father of her son has been accused of rape – The Superficial

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????!!!!!???? – Just Jared

My answer to this headline: The hearts of her enemies, DUH! – Popsugar

A knocked up Amanda Seyfried took her dog Finn for a walk. I don’t remember the names of some of my cousin’s children, but I remember the name of Karen from Mean Girls’ dog – Popoholic

And for the grand finale, LA LUCCI! – SOW

Pic: Instagram


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February 14, 2017 / Posted by:

The full trailer for FX’s Feud is out and it already gets two snaps up from me, because it has one key ingredient that every good TV show or movie about a feud needs. It has a scene where the rivals throw each other bitchy faces in a vanity mirror (see: Showgirls) – Lainey Gossip

And just like that, both Rap and Steampunk joined hands and jumped into oncoming traffic – The Superficial

GG from Shahs of Sunset may have gotten married. That’s going to end well – Reality Tea 

Solange tweeted and deleted words about Beyonce’s Album of the Year loss – Celebitchy

Playboy suddenly realized that nobody wants to see a Playboy without bare titties in it – Pajiba

French Vogue put a transgender model on the cover for the first time – Towleroad

I don’t know if a fan is blowing at Emma Watson or she just got electrocuted – Hollywood Tuna

Forget her nips, my brain is turning inside out while trying to figure out what is going on with Nicole Scherzinger’s dress thing – The Nip Slip

Today in “A Check Is A Check,Xtina did an Oreo commercial – OMG Blog

Amanda Bynes is not getting married and she’s not knocked up and she’s not that person on Twitter who seems to have her private pics – Just Jared

It’s surprising that the seagull in the background didn’t mistake Bradley Cooper’s sad ponytail for a frazzled baby rat and try to eat it – Popsugar

Yes, Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis are still magnificent – IDLYITW

No, no, I don’t” is what Jessa Duggar’s poor second kid, Henry Wilberforce, is going to say whenever somebody asks him if he has a middle name – People

Pic: YouTube


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February 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Bachelor Spoiler Alert! After 15 long years, ABC has fucking finally cast a black person as a lead in one of their Bachelor shows. Rachel Lindsay, who is still on the current The Bachelor, will be The Bachelorette and will get to watch drunk douchebags humiliate themselves for a rose. I’m not sure, but I am pretty sure this means that racism is finally over! Thank you, ABC!  – Jezebel

Surprisingly, many performers and winners at the Grammys either kept it politics-free or were subtle about it. But not A Tribe Called Quest. They gave no fucks and let it all out – Lainey Gossip

Mischa Barton crashed a U-Haul carrying all of her stuff. I’m getting shades of Amanda Bynes…  – Drunken Stepfather

Meryl Streep finally says words about Jabba the Trump calling her “overrated” – Celebitchy

The internet tells me that a couple in Dubai may hold the record for the shortest marriage. They were only married for a few seconds before the dude went to court to get a divorce. Well, sorry, couple in Dubai, Teen Mom Jenelle will probably beat your record since she just got engaged to her piece of the moment – Reality Tea

Please tell me that poor, tortured dog pissed in the water – The Superficial 

Todd Chrisley, who has made many Gaydars explode, says that he isn’t into dick – Towleroad

Whoever is behind Lady Gaga’s current “rock chick” costume must be styling Lucy Hale on the side – Popoholic

Heather Locklear’s daughter is still trying to be a model. Well, I guess if Hailey Baldwin can do it… – Hollywood Tuna

This temporarily cured my hangover: Alan Alda doing a cartwheel – SOW

Panty Creamer of the Day: A tattooed and topless Jason MomoaJust Jared

Derek Jeter is going to be somebody’s father – Popsugar

Tom Cruise’s mother, Mary Lee South, died last week at the age of 80 – HuffPo

And Al Jarreau died yesterday in Los Angeles at the age of 76. Al Jarreau was a jazz legend, and to us 80s children, he was also the velvety voice who crooned out the theme song to Moonlighting.

Pic: ABC


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