While getting lit with a bunch of high-pitched, well-dressed white women (AKA my Saturday night), Nicole Scherzinger made some comments which have us all talking about none other than… T.I. and Tiny? Sure, why not. Let’s see what shit she stirred up while drunk off of a margarita.
First of all, for real? Hollywood Beauty Awards? I guess at this point the make-up artists and beauty teams in Hollywood deserve whatever awards they can get their hands on because it’s not like you can perform Photoshop in real life like it’s a spell from Harry Potter. And of course, what event surrounding image would be complete without an appearance from Kim Kartrashian in some ugly shit from the Haus of Look At Me. As usual, her smile was missing from her pictures as well as half of her damn outfit.
Will.i.am Reminds Us That Fergie Is Out Of Black Eyed Peas, And Nicole Scherzinger Might Replace Her
I’m going to assume that after Fergie’s “cats dying a sexy death” performance at Sunday night’s NBA All-Star game will.i.am said to himself “Let me remind folks that I no longer claim this broad.” Let’s not forget that time last year when he informed us all that Fergie had left the Black Eyed Peas but it didn’t matter because she was merely just a scoop and not a full helping. However, he’s revealed that an invitation may be open to former Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger to replace Fergie.
Canadian Trump supporter (huh?) Kaya Jones is a former member of the Pussycat Dolls. Seemingly inspired by all of the Harvey Weinstein messiness, she’s been tweeting about her own negative experiences in the industry. As E! News points out, Kaya says that the Pussycat Dolls, who officially broke up in 2009, wasn’t a “girl group,” it was a “prostitution ring.” They definitely dressed like ladies of the evening but wasn’t that part of their whole burlesque schtick? And it gets darker… Continue reading
Halsey is one of the music industry’s most frequent red carpet messes, so it’s not a surprise that she would show up to the Billboard Music Awards last night in an outfit that says: “Book my stylist the next appointment at the nearest Pearle Vision.”
That bra is all kinds of tragic. It’s both too big and too small, like some kind of physics-defying underwire nightmare. If that bra could talk, it would beg Halsey to leave it at home and take a set of nipple pasties instead. On the upside, it is nice to see that someone finally purchased the most discounted bra from the clearance section of Ross. But don’t cry for Halsey’s bra. I see a bright future for it. I bet an agent has already signed it to appear as the uncomfortable before bra in an Ahh Bra infomercial.
When you drag your living carcass out of bed tomorrow morning, before you do anything, go to the mirror and say, “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” I’d bet my weekly weed budget that your half-asleep, out-of-it ass would say that line with more enthusiasm and charisma than TV Johnny Castle does in the first trailer for the Dirty Dancing remake we really don’t need. If Baby being put in a corner is dependent on Johnny’s delivery of that line, then Baby better forward all her mail to “A Corner” because she’s going to stay there permanently.
A couple of weeks after ABC dribbled out dreadful stills from their Dirty Dancing remake, they’ve released a 30-second teaser trailer and survey says: MESS! This looks like a Dirty Dancing tribute done by the cast of a knock-off Glee TV show that airs on Freeform. Abigail Breslin (who is 21 in real life) looks like she’s barely in junior high school here and Colt Prattes (who is 30 in real life) looks much older than her. So when he asks Baby, who looks like a baby, what her name is, I expected Chris Hansen to jazz walk out and tell Johnny Castle to have a seat in the chair over there.
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) April 24, 2017
And I have a feeling that there’s going to be gale force winds on the night of May 24th. Because the makers of Dirty Dancing 2, the Dirty Dancing reality show and the Dirty Dancing TV series are all going to breathe out a giant sigh of relief since they’ll no longer be the ones responsible for the worst butchering of Dirty Dancing in history.