Go ahead and put September 13 in your calendar now as the date you absolutely 100% need to stay home and wash your hair, your American Girl Doll’s hair, your cat’s hair, your neighbor’s hair, all the hair, because September 13 is the first confirmed date of the just announced Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj joint Summer/Fall tour. Just when you didn’t think the world could get a little more Ew, No or WTF?, a planned tour between Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj goes and happens.
You know when someone asks you a question so bizarre and ridiculous that it’s like they said it in Braille or you think you might have gone deaf? That’s exactly the moment Cardi B experienced at Swisher Sweets’s 2019 Spark Award Party in West Hollywood on Friday night when Marc Malkin of Variety asked her if she’d ever make up with intended human shoe rack and arch-nemesis Nicki Minaj and perform with her.
Nicki Minaj is probably regretting calling her current tour “Nicki Wrld.” Not because she’s disappointed with opening act Juice Wrld (he might actually fill some seats in what is reportedly a sluggish-ticketed affair), but because the “Wrld” part isn’t working out for her venue-wise. Nicki was forced to cancel yet another show this week in Dublin, Ireland, making it the third tour date she’s nixed so far. This time, however, it wasn’t because someone forgot the extension cords. This show was cancelled because of precipitation. Rain is obviously a Cardi B fan.
Today in People Who Have Done Illegal Things Getting In Trouble For Doing Different Less-Illegal Things news: Nicki Minaj‘s boyfriend, Kenneth Petty (who loves Nicki so much she’s tattooed on his neck), has got in trouble with the law for driving with a suspended license. This isn’t new for Kenneth, who has quite the shady past with illegal activity, but in comparison to the other things he’s been accused of (and served prison time for) this is small potatoes. Like, micro potatoes. This is hash brown fluff. This is nothing. Continue reading
Nicki Minaj got waaaaaay too Code TMI on her most recent episode of Queen Radio. She got into how her registered sex offender boyfriend massages each of her little piggies before bed. Sigh, I miss the days when she used her show to just pop off on Cardi B. We don’t need to hear any tales from the bedroom, sis! What also got tongues wagging is how she referred to Kenneth Petty as her “husband” and not “boyfriend” or “member of the neighborhood sex offender registry.” Ruh roh, girl.
Nicki Minaj has been having problems with her tour from the get go. First, she had to cancel a bunch of dates because they allegedly weren’t selling well, but then she denied any kind of cancellations saying she just needed more time to rehearse her quality show. Well, maybe she should have taken some extra time to make sure that the venues she was going to had electricity because apparently this last show in France was lacking some electrical outlets.