Nicki Minaj is pissed. At several people. After the Grammy, EVERYONE (aka just us bloggers in need of stuff to post) wondered what Nicki’s reaction would be to Cardi B becoming the first solo woman to win the Best Rap Album award. We now know her response, and it’s not a positive one, but not necessarily because of Cardi B herself.
I guess Nicki Minaj is getting a little stiletto shy these days, so instead of going after a true foe like Cardi B, she’s taking pop shots at easy targets like Drake who’s about as hard to hit as a napping Canadian Goose. Nicki’s latest music video, for her song “Hard White”, is a real feast for the eyes, if your eyes like eating the poorly lit contents of a dumpster in the parking lot of a Paramus, New Jersey Church of Satan.
According to E! News, there’s a visual diss aimed at Drake in the form of busted up scorpion. Wow Nicki, way to kick a man while he’s down. Drake’s going to add this to his running list of devastating body blows right above that one time an 8-year-old yelled “Jimmy, you can walk!” at him on the street, and right below that time his mom found his masturbation sock, washed it, folded it nicely and left it on his pillow with a note that read “Yours, honey?”.
Attention all tattoo artists, laser tattoo removalists and bookies in the Greater New York area, this post is a PSA expressly for you! Nicki Minaj‘s new boyfriend of a few minutes, registered sex offender Kenneth Perry, may be seeking your services within the year to either cover up or remove the gigantic tattoo of Nicki’s name he just had emblazoned across his neck. I’ve got my $50 on laser removal within the next eight months. Place your bets!
Now that Cardi B‘s marriage has imploded, arch-nemesis Nicki Minaj is thinking about sliding into her spot as the happily married Queen of Hip-Hop… or something. Since Nicki is trying to one-up Cardi, instead of marrying your regular rapper type with the assumed amount of street-cred, she wants to marry a convicted sex offender and killer whose street-cred is legally binding.
Okay, So Nicki Minaj Didn’t Meet Her Registered Sex Offender Boo While Handing Out Free Turkeys For Thanksgiving
On Twitter, a rumor sprouted that Nicki Minaj met her latest man Kenneth Petty, who went to prison for attempted rape and shooting a man, while handing out free turkeys in Queens. But TMZ claims that while Nicki may currently be serving Kenny Petty some BPA-filled plastic turkey (read: her ass), she’s never given him a free turkey. They apparently first got together 20 years ago when Nicki was 16 and he was 20. That means Nicki started farting up hearts for him right after he got out of prison after serving a 4 year sentence for pulling a knife on a 16-year-old girl and trying to rape her. It’s nice to know that Nicki has always had impeccable taste in men.
Cardi B is once again talking about that night at the Harper’s Bazaar ICONS party where she tried to put a hole in Nicki Minaj‘s head through the use of a wayward Louboutin. But surprisingly, she isn’t talking about how excited she is for round two and letting Nicki know which street corner to meet her on for the follow-up.