Nick Stahl Got Caught With Meth

Nick Stahl is back in a jail cell today after he and three others were caught using meth in a motel room in Hollywood, CA at around 5 this morning. Nick, whose face has been on a milk carton several times, was placed on a Code Brit Brit (aka 5150 hold) earlier this month because he was in a bad way. Nick told TMZ yesterday that he was happy he was forced into a hospital, because he needed help. And now here we are.

TMZ says that the cops knocked on the motel door this morning because they were doing a parole compliance check on of the people Nick was doing meth with. The cops killed the meth party and arrested all of them.

Last year, Nick’s ass went missing for a long time and his estranged wife said he was probably filling his body with the bad shit on Skid Row. Nick eventually turned up and checked into rehab only to check right out against doctor’s orders. Nick was also busted last December for doing himself in a private booth at a porn shop. I know, if you can’t do yourself in a private booth at a porn shop, where can you do yourself?

Nick will probably go to rehab again and hopefully he stays in there for a while. While he’s in there, they should show him the ass-to-ass scene from Requiem For A Dream on a loop since the ass-to-ass scene from Requiem For A Dream is the most effective anti-meth PSA ever.

Nick Stahl Is Out Of Rehab, Goes Missing AGAIN

Early last month, Nick Stahl’s estranged wife and the mother of his daughter, Rose Murphy Stahl, told the police and the media that she hadn’t heard from him in a couple of weeks and she was worried he took his ass to L.A.’s Skid Row to score a fix. Shit was looking bleak, but then Nick showed up a few days later and checked into rehab. Nick signed up for one of those 30-day programs, but he didn’t last that long and checked out 3 weeks later even though his doctors told him that was not a good move. Right after Nick quit rehab, he went to stay with a friend and was seen trolling around downtown L.A. Nick never went back to his friend’s house and Rose Murphy tells E! that she hasn’t heard from him for four days. One of Nick’s friends also tells E! that they’re looking for his ass everywhere:

“Now he’s disappeared. We can’t find him anywhere. He has not made contact with anyone. We are all just desperately looking for him. Everyone just wants him to come home. It’s a terrible situation. We are searching, but we’ve had no solid leads.”

We all know what Nick’s doing and maybe Rose keeps going to the media every time he goes missing, because she thinks that if he turns on a TV wherever he’s at and sees her message, he’ll call home. Or maybe I’m making something out of nothing and Nick is just EXHAUSTED from being in rehab for 3 weeks and is taking a nap in Lindsay Lohan’s Marina Del Rey hotel room.

Hopefully, Nick will turn up safe and when he does, Rose should really look into putting a GPS microchip on his ass.

Nick Stahl Is Telling Friends He’s Going To Rehab

Nick Stahl’s estranged wife Rose (seen above with him last year) reported him missing on Monday after not hearing from him for about two weeks. Because Nick is addicted to the bad shit, Rose was afraid he was in some serious danger, girl, and even told People that the thought of him overdosing in Skid Row (insert sebastianbachisnotamused.gif here) somewhere crossed her mind. But apparently, Nick is alive and has e-mailed some of his friends to tell them that he’s doing okay. In these emails, Nick says that he’s making plans to put his ass in rehab. TMZ says that Nick told his friends last night through email that he’s going through a 30-day treatment and won’t be able to contact them while he’s drying out. Rose tells People that she’s happy to hear Nick is okay, but she’s throwing a side-eye at the “30 days in rehab” thing.

“I’m relieved,” says Rose Stahl, 30, who told PEOPLE earlier on Friday that she was worried her husband might die from an overdose.

“But I’m also skeptical that he really in rehab,” she adds.

Nick didn’t email Rose, but she saw the email in his sent box when she logged into his account.

I’m with Rose. Something smells fishy, and no the smell isn’t coming from my b-hole area (yes, it is). Anybody could’ve sent that email. In one episode of 48 Hours Mystery, or some show like that, a crazed killer got into the email account of his victim and sent the victim’s friends and family a email that said, “Fell in love with a wonderful woman and going away with her for a few weeks.” Get Detective La Toya out of retirement and put her on the case. She will get down to the bottom of this and everything else.

Or maybe I’m making something out of nothing and need less 48 Hours Mystery in my life.

Have You Seen Nick Stahl?

Nick Stahl of Terminator 3, Bully, Carnivàle and In the Bedroom has been missing since May 9th and his family and friends are afraid he went hunting for the bad shit in or around Skid Row in Downtown L.A. Nick’s estranged wife and the mother of his daughter, Rose, filed a police report with the L.A.P.D. on Monday after not hearing from him for over 2 weeks.

TMZ’s sources say that recently 32-year-old Nick has been hanging out in Skid Row and he wasn’t there to do charity work with the homeless or research a role in the Little Shop of Horrors remake. Nick has been fighting an addiction to the bad shit for a little while now and shit got so serious that Rose filed papers in February asking the court to force him to undergo a drug test 24 hours before he visits with their daughter. Rose also asked the judge to limit visitations with their 2-year-old daughter to 8 hours a week.

Ashley Judd, Poppy Montgomery, Sgt. Caroline Mason and Vivica Fox (yes, I just admitted that I watched that other Missing show on Lifetime), please assemble, because your services are needed STAT. Hopefully, this does end well and Nick’s wife hasn’t heard from him because he’s been filming a super secret new season of Carnivàle.