Category: Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Might Get Back Together

May 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Pink cloud dreamer Mariah Carey and her ex-husband, “dolorous” clown Nick Cannon, have been spending a ton of time together lately. They claim they’re just co-parenting the right way. “The right way” meaning, getting along for the sake of your kids and not dropping them off at the foot of the driveway due to the restraining order and wearing homemade “You’re A Terrible Parent” t-shirts.

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Nick Cannon Talks About Being Crazy In A Very Crazy YouTube Vlog

March 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Last month, Nick Cannon got into trouble with NBC over jokes he made about America’s Got Talent during his Showtime comedy special. It all ended with Nick announcing he quit his hosting gig on AGT after NBC threatened to fire him. At the time, he explained he was leaving because he refused to be punished for a joke and speaking “so many truths.” Not long after that, Nick threatened to sue The National Enquirer over an alleged story in which they suggested he was in the middle of a code red mental health situation. Nick had some things to say about whether or not he’s crazy, and he let them all out in a high-energy vlog posted to his YouTube channel yesterday. It’s appropriately titled “Nick Cannon Goes Incredibly Crazy.

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Nick Cannon And His Ex-Girlfriend Named Their Baby “Golden”

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon became a father for the third time yesterday when his one-time piece, former Miss Arizona USA Brittany Bell, gave birth to their baby boy. Nick’s twins with Mariah Carey are named Moroccan and Monroe, so I thought that maybe he’d keep with the “Mo” theme and name his third child MONAY. Nick didn’t do that, but he did name his son after a currency, sort of.

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Nick Cannon Is Quitting “America’s Got Talent” Because NBC Is Trying To Silence Him

February 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon has been the host of your memaw’s favorite TV program, America’s Got Talent, for the past 8 season, but in a long ass Facebook post, he says that he’s done with introducing tight rope-walking Chihuahuas and singing children. Nick says he’s not going to let NBC censor the jokes that come out of his mouth.

In his Showtime comedy special, Stand Up, Don’t Shoot, Nick tells a joke about how he feels like he lost his black card once he started hosting AGT. The executives at NBC didn’t like that joke and felt like he was hurting their brand. Let’s just say that if Nick told that joke on AGT and the head bitches at NBC were the judges, they would’ve hit him with Xes left and right. Nick says that he refuses to let NBC tell him what to do, so he’s gladly giving up that easy check and leaving.

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Nick Cannon Could Be A Dad Again

November 3, 2016 / Posted by:

The ink on the details of Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s divorce settlement is barely dry, but it sounds like he’s not going to have much down time until his next custody discussion. According to UsWeekly, Nick Cannon’s ex-girlfriend, former Guamanian-American Miss USA and Miss Universe contestant Brittany Bell, is around six months pregnant. And there’s a very good chance that baby could be calling Nick Cannon “Dada.

36-year-old Nick and 28-year-old Brittany reportedly dated off and on. One of those “on” times must not have included a condom, because a source tells UsWeekly that Nick is definitely the father of the baby growing inside Brittany. So far, Brittany hasn’t said anything about being knocked up, let alone if Nick is the dad. In the event that she is about three months away from popping out a Nick Jr., this will be her first child and Nick’s third. Nick has 5-year-old twins that he made with Mariah Carey. Now when Nick talks about “dem babies“, he’s going to have to be a bit more specific.

I’m sure the timing of all of this is going to make a couple people go “Hmmm.” Although it’s probably not a big deal that the news that Nick Cannon might be a daddy again broke just days after his divorce was finalized. I doubt there’s much drama to this situation. I mean, look at Nick and Mariah; they still get along pretty well. They even spent Halloween together. You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mariah ended up getting along with the mother of her babies new half-sibling too. Sure, it might be because she had ulterior motives, like gaining access to Brittany’s beautiful diamonelle-covered pageant crowns and gowns. But getting along is getting along, right?



Open Post: Hosted By Coco As A Slutty Footlocker Employee

November 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Don’t worry about that dude behind Coco. Coco’s minions always carry around a fainting couch because everywhere she goes, men, women, children, animals and a few inanimate objects pass out from being exposed to that much elegance, perfection and grace. So as soon as that guy began the fainting process by closing his eyes, I’m sure one of her assistants rolled a couch behind him.

Coco, whose legendary camel toe decided to pull back a little last night, sashayed into Heidi Klum’s Halloween party in NYC with her glorious titty balls trying to use all their strength to HULK SMASH through those strings. Those strings must’ve been made with Teflon, kryptonite and a blessing from God because they are holding on. Chichis looking like two big-headed toddlers trying to headbutt their way out of a playpen.

Most would say that Coco wore a slutty referee costume from Yandy, but I say that Coco wore a slutty Footlocker employee costume from Yandy. Although, Ice -T went as a prison inmate, so there’s a chance that they could’ve coordinated their costumes and Coco actually dressed up as some kind of slutty prison house aerobics instructor. Whatever the case may be, Coco still filled that party up to the top with her beauty.

Here’s more of the tricks who showed up to Heidi Klum’s Halloween party, and yes, 99% of them wore a better costume than Heidi did. Bethenny Frankel, as a Dollar General Catwoman with rabies, is the 1%.

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