Category: Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey’s 7-Year-Old Son Ordered A Dog Online And Spent $5k At Amazon

June 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Kids today! Give a 7-year-old an iPad and wait a minute for all of the Amazon boxes to come a’rollin’ in! Parents are dumb, and kids are technologically savvy, it’s just a fact of life in the 21st century. Take Moroccan Cannon for instance. Moroccan’s mom, lactose-doused butterfly Mariah Carey, went on Jimmy Kimmel this week and provided yet another example of how kids today are hackers and could probably breach ALL of our data as long as it involved the Paw Patrol.

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Open Post: Hosted By JiffPom At The 2018 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards

March 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The 2018 Kids’ Choice Awards, arguably Hollywood’s most wholesome event of the year (save perhaps the Silverlake Vegan Nut Cheese Invitational), were held on Saturday. Obviously JiffPom was Best In Show but there were plenty of lesser bitches vying for attention on the orange carpet. It was a veritable who’s who of “whos?“s!

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Nick Cannon Is Directing An Independent Film About Women’s Street Basketball…Co-Starring Chris Brown

December 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Why yes, I would love to see a movie about women’s street basketball. I’m not really a sports person but I appreciate and am inspired by the athletes’ hard work and dedication.  According to Variety, one is in the works vis a vis Nick Cannon’s production company. Nick is a meh for me but the idea sounds pretty great all the same. My interest is piqued! #womenrock #ladyballers But wait….

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The Fashion And Folly Of The American Music Awards

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

The American Music Awards aired on CBS last night in order for you to have something to talk about with your weird cousin Trisha over Thanksgiving weekend. The AMA’s are the perfect empty vessel in which to hold your familial conversational obligations. That said, a few attendees did come to slay. Like Hailee Steinfeld, who, thanks to that leather bra and sharp shoulder pad situation, is seen giving you The Bodyguard starring a young Joan Crawford.

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Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Might Get Back Together

May 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Pink cloud dreamer Mariah Carey and her ex-husband, “dolorous” clown Nick Cannon, have been spending a ton of time together lately. They claim they’re just co-parenting the right way. “The right way” meaning, getting along for the sake of your kids and not dropping them off at the foot of the driveway due to the restraining order and wearing homemade “You’re A Terrible Parent” t-shirts.

But People feels differently. They’ve got a source who gave them information in the manner known as “exclusively,” so it must be true. Continue reading

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