E! News is saying that Iggy Azalea of rap slurring fame has found herself a new man in her life. No, things didn’t work out with Tyga, she isn’t lucky or blessed enough to be one of his baby mamas. It would seem that Iggy has started getting on NFL-person DeAndre Hopkins, with the two confirming their relationship on social media.
On everybody’s favorite flirting location, Instagram, Iggy and DeAndre swapped some coy messages to one another. The Houston Texan player captioned a photo of his “My Aussies call me legend” and Iggy, being an Australian herself, saw her opening and slid into that comment section quick with her own note: “I could think of a few things to call you“. Oh my! I see you Iggy, trying to get on that football D. What point is there in fame if you can’t thirst-flirt with hot dudes on Instagram? Right, Demi Lovato? The heat is rising in DeAndre’s comments.
It’s been almost two years since Iggy Azalea said called it quits with NBA player and meme hall of famer Nick Young after having enough of his cheating. Finding out via security camera footage that your fiancé was dunking in other baskets is the kind of thing that could piss someone off. And yet, a calm Iggy was seen by photographers putting some of Nick’s crappier items out on the curb. As it turns out, Iggy was pretty mad, and was saving all of Nick’s good stuff for some discount Bernadine Harris antics.
When Pandemonia’s long-lost Australian cousin Iggy Azalea announced that her relationship with Nick Young was officially dead last week, she didn’t get into the messy specifics. Iggy kept it vague by saying that she wasn’t able to “rebuild her trust” in her fiancé. Iggy recently decided to elaborate on that whole “rebuilding trust” thing. Iggy recently addressed the rumor that she dumped Nick because he might have knocked up the mother of his 4-year-old son again. And she did it on Twitter, which is a shock, since we all know Iggy would never air the dirty details of her personal life in public like that. Iggy doesn’t know for sure if Nick’s ex Keonna Green is currently pregnant with another Nick Jr. But she can confirm that her and Nick’s relationship ended after she caught him cheating on her multiple times on security camera footage from inside their house.
There isn’t a standard length of time to get over a dead relationship. Personally, I know I need at least a couple of days after a break-up to drunkenly wail out my sorrows in a duvet nest, taking breaks only to pee and refill my water bottle with wine. Iggy Azalea, on the other hand, appears to do it much quicker. It’s been less than two days since Iggy Azalea announced that she had grown tired of suspiciously sniffing Nick Young’s dick after every away game and was officially done with him. And it looks like she’s already moved into the stage of break-up grief that involves blasting “Since U Been Gone” while dumping his stuff on the curb.
On Monday, TMZ caught Nick’s 1962 Chevy Impala being towed away from Iggy’s house. Iggy gave the car to Nick for Christmas back in 2014, and judging by how good she is with money, I’m assuming it was towed to a used car lot to sell for cash. Iggy also tossed Nick’s stuff outside. Sadly, Iggy didn’t pull a Superhead and film an Instagram video of her throwing his shirts and underwear all over the driveway. Iggy actually got rid of her exes things in a very orderly, non-dramatic fashion.
Iggy Azalea — Take Your Crap and Shove It, Nick Young (PHOTOS) https://t.co/AufMhEvEyV
— TMZ (@TMZ) June 21, 2016
Let’s see what we’ve got here. An ATV, two chairs that look like they were stolen from the waiting room of Wrangler’s head office, some wrapped-up pictures, and…what is that fluffy grey thing? Is that a dusty microfiber mop? I think it might be. It’s either that, or the mummified corpse of Sigmund the Sea Monster.
TMZ has another picture of Nick’s evicted stuff, which includes an old ladder, a janky photo light, a busted TV stand, several grimy cardboard boxes, and a pile of filthy blankets. Good LORD, what a pile of garbage. Where’s the good stuff? Don’t tell me he pawned it all in order to buy that giant $500,000 engagement ring for Iggy Iggs. No really, I don’t want to know that. That would be too much of a bummer.
Less than three months ago, Iggy Azalea‘s fiancé Nick Young was caught on camera admitting that he banged some random 19-year-old at a club. Iggy claimed to have forgiven Nick for putting his dick in someone else. But just like her career, that forgiveness appears to have had an expiry date.
“I dunno, looks about right to me” shrugged Rihanna.
We’ll get to that truly busted tattoo in a second. First we need to know what led us to this tragic place. And it all begins shortly after Iggy Azalea went on a Twitter rant about the name “Becky.” On Tuesday, Iggy Azalea slapped at everyone pointing fingers and trying to figure out who “Becky with the good hair” is by declaring that calling someone a “Becky” is hateful and racist against blowjob-giving white girls. It wasn’t very long before Twitter slapped back and reminded Iggy that she’s guilty of using the B-word herself. Eventually, Iggy’s fiance Nick Young jumped in and shared his thoughts on the matter.