The multi-city party bus tour that was the wedding of Nick Jonas and his new bride Priyanka Chopra Jonas (Lord) has officially come to an end, yet Priyanka still won’t shut the fuck up about it. And you would think at this point she’d be telling everyone that she made the best decision because she knows she married the right man. But nah. She barely knows her husband and thinks getting to know him after they said I do is some kind of magical adventure.
I’m not sure if it’s because they’re both really in love or really rich, but the multi-city tour that has been Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra‘s marriage is still going strong. I think this is the first time in history there’s ever been a Hollywood marriage that celebrated their union by partying for two months straight because most Hollywood unions are having divorce parties after two months. But not these two. And the next stop on their tour was the lovely Belmont, North Carolina.
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas may not have had a private Beyoncé concert at their wedding like Pri’s pal Isha (not that they’d want her there hogging all the headlines), but they made up for the paucity by having more ceremonies than all the seasons of The Bachelor combined. The wedding may be over but that doesn’t mean Priyanka and Nick are done celebrating. Entertainment Tonight reports that they recently returned to India and celebrated again with not just one, but two more receptions.
In news that falls clearly in the “A check is a check” category, Beyoncé taught us all that she’ll do more than Coachella if the price is right. One of Priyanka Chopra’s bridesmaids apparently won’t need to make a Bumble appearance to pay off her own wedding catering bill because her gazillionaire dad managed to pay for Bey to come and be the damn warm-up singer at a pre-wedding bash. Who headlined?! The actual voice of God??
My idea of a honeymoon is spending two weeks at a Sandals in the Caribbean with bottomless frozen cocktails served by a twink army. For some reason, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas don’t share my vision board. Well, Nick might, but Priyanka would rather hers come with a paycheck. Just off a multi-day wedding in Jodhpur, India, that seemed to have every type of fabric one can find at Jo-Ann’s, Priyanka and Nick were spotted working the pap walk at an event inNew Delhi for the dating app Bumble.
Did you spend last weekend in a solitary room without any access to the internet, radio, media of any kind, or human voices? If so, then I’m pleased to be the first to tell you that Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas got married over the weekend. Although I probably didn’t have to tell you, considering you were probably bombarded with wedding day smiles seconds after you returned to the real world. Priyanka and Nick filled Instagram with pictures from their many wedding events, they appeared on Vogue’s first digital cover. And now you won’t be able to avoid them at the grocery store, because they’re on this week’s cover of People.