Last month we learned that 25-year-old Nick Jonas and 35-year-old Priyanka Chopra were rumored to be dating. A few weeks ago we learned that things had gotten serious enough that Nick brought Priyanka as his plus-one to a relative’s wedding. And now, according to an entertainment magazine from Indian, they’re just weeks away from getting engaged. Sorry Pete Davidson, but it looks like you’re not the only famous 20-something to impulsively rush out and buy a ring for the lady you’ve been seeing for a minute.
I’m beginning to think Duchess Meghan and her BFF Priyanka Chopra sat around one night getting boozed up on rosé while scrolling through every gay Tumblr and piece of fan fiction to find their ideal men. We know Meghan ran off with Prince Harry, and now it appears Priyanka is canoodling with Grade-A gay-baiter Nick Jonas. Someone better keep Liam Hemsworth away from walking down the aisle with Miley Cyrus or every gay thirst blog may as well just shut down. Continue reading
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
Radar reports that known cougar Demi Moore is shacking up with known cub Nick Jonas on the DL at a friend’s downtown Los Angeles loft. That’s no way to treat Nick, Demi! He prefers to be out in the public, preferably shirtless and in a gay-baiting situation! But a source says she’s keeping it under wraps (until now) since Ashton Kutcher really put her through the ringer with their divorce:
“Demi doesn’t want any more public humiliations after getting dumped by Ashton.”
If rumors are true, the 50-year-old was set up with the 25-year-old via Rumer Willis, her 29-year-old daughter, per the source:
“Rumer knows Demi is attracted to younger guys, and she figured that since Nick is single and has experience with older women, he’d be up for a love connection. They hit it off — and now Demi and Nick are hooking up.”
Demi knows her way around a younger piece. She was married to Ashton, who was 16 years younger than her. After they divorced, she moved on with the 31-year-old rocker Sean Friday, 36-year-old Pink Taco owner Harry Morton, and 31-year-old art dealer Vito Schnabel. Harry got a few punches on his Moore family frequent boner card since he also dated Rumer. But out of all the young blood, apparently Nick’s is the manliest, says the snitch:
“Nick is Demi’s youngest man yet, but he’s one of the most mature guys she’s ever been with.”
I guess that means Nick doesn’t giggle at the phrase “pink taco” like Harry does!
The American Music Awards aired on CBS last night in order for you to have something to talk about with your weird cousin Trisha over Thanksgiving weekend. The AMA’s are the perfect empty vessel in which to hold your familial conversational obligations. That said, a few attendees did come to slay. Like Hailee Steinfeld, who, thanks to that leather bra and sharp shoulder pad situation, is seen giving you The Bodyguard starring a young Joan Crawford.
The best part about this deal is that I found out that I’m taller than Nick Jonas. Sure, you might have millions, but I have an inch! That…came out wrong. Continue reading