Category: New Couple Alert

Kanye West And His “Mystery Blonde” Are “Married”

January 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Mystery blonde solved! And she’s not even a real blonde if you can believe it. Or a lawyer (but she might have had a hand in designing Kanye’s Yeezy phone; she helps out where she can). TMZ reports that the woman Kanye West has been spotted with at the Waldorf Astoria in L.A. is Bianca Censoria, a former Yeezy architectural designer from Austria Australia. And her ass looks just like Kim Kardashian’s (did a decade ago). Also, her face. Especially since she and Kim apparently share the same sadistic colorist. However, unlike Kim, Bianca thought it would be a good idea to marry Kanye West in this, The Year of Our Lord, 2023.

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Pete Davidson Is Really, Really Into The “Girl Of His Dreams” Emily Ratajkowski And Wants His Mom To Meet Her

November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Pete Davidson has been released from the klaws of Kim Kardashian, he has cast his net back into the dating pond, but he didn’t stay single for long. Because this is Pete Davidson we’re talking about, and also because he hooked himself a brand new fish in the form of Emily Ratajkowski, and he has no plans of tossing her back anytime soon. And for Pete, “anytime soon,” probably means a “couple of weeks,” since I’m sure he’ll be on to the next hot starlet before the year ends. But for now, Pete has become so smitten with EmRata’s mannequin gaze and lips like Jagger that he’s ready to take her home so his mother, Amy Davidson can give her stamp of approval on this accelerated rebound relationship. And somewhere in the world, Brad Pitt is doing a teary-eyed wall slide in his shower, thinking about the one that got away.

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Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Might Be A Thing Now

November 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Pete Davidson’s desirability is a polarizing topic. Half of the population wonders how a gangly always-hoodied dude-bro with many admitted demons nabs so many beautiful famous women; and the other half wants to climb that lean, damaged, weed-smelling human caution sign like a tree and find out if he’s really packing nine inches or ten. But while we all fight amongst ourselves, Pete might’ve worked his magic again; because there are rumors that he and Emily Ratajkowski were recently spotted holding hands on a date.

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Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

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Ageless Icon Cher Confirms Her Relationship With 36-Year-Old Music Producer Alexander “AE” Edwards

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

BREAKING NEWS! Rich man takes younger lover- story at 11. Only in this instance, the rich man is a woman, so naturally, people have opinions. Last week, 76-year-old Cher was seen stepping out to dinner and holding hands with 36-year-old music producer and Amber Rose’s ex Alexander “AE” Edwards, having previously spent time with him touring her $85 million Malibu home with Tyga acting as chaperone. But Tyga’s out of a job now that Cher has ditched the ruse and announced to the world that she’s taking a chance on love. And in case you forgot, Cher “WASN’T BORN YESTERDAY!” So remember that it’s not unusual for a deity to descend from on high to take a young lover, either. Although historically, those situations have tended to be slightly more problematic unions, occasionally resulting in strange, unpredictable hybrids. But this is Cher we’re talking about, and even though she’s relatively young for an eternal being, I do believe her days of knocking up mortals are behind her. So let’s all just get a grip.

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Cher Was Papped Holding Hands With Amber Rose’s Ex, Alexander “AE” Edwards

November 3, 2022 / Posted by:

We all know Cher maintains her youth and beauty with plastic surgeons and water gallon jugs filled with the essence of her young lovers. But in order to keep her fingers nimble enough to tweet shade at the young folks, she must keep her roster filled with younger men who don’t know she’s an ethereal vampire from the 1960s. Recently, 76-year-old Cher put her Malibu home on the market for $85 million, and one interested buyer, Kylie Jenner’s former fuck-piece, 32-year-old Tyga, pounced upon her domicile while accompanied by his friend, 36-year-old Alexander “AE” Edwards. And once they exited Cher’s Den of Desire, rumors began fluttering that she laid the trap and made Tyga her new lover. However, the real story is that she and AE, who has a child with the Spokeswoman of Sluts Amber Rose, are the ones who made the connection instead.

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