Newly single Donny Trump Jr. may already have a new footsie partner for those yellow legal pad cloven hoofs of his. According to Page Six, Don is dating Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle. Yes, THAT Kimberly Guilfoyle, about whom rumors of a relationship with The Mooch helped fuel his demise. Maybe she carries curse in her cooch! One can only hope.
The Muppet baby version of Freddie Mercury has a new lady friend. According to Us Weekly, Rami Malek is dating his Bohemian Rhapsody co-star Lucy Boynton. Lucy plays Mary Austin, Freddie’s muse and lover cum BFF. She was also in a great movie I saw on a plane once called Sing Street, but I don’t remember her.
Prepare yourself for a pairing so random and late-2000s, it could only be outdone by a headline that reads: Jennifer Aniston finds new love with a box of L’Oréal Feria haircolor in R57. Six months after calling it quits with Vito Schnabel, 44-year-old Heidi Klum got caught kissing 28-year-old Tom Kaulitz, twin brother of human Pokemon Bill Kaulitz, both of the band Tokio Hotel.
Heidi and Tom decided to let everyone know they’re a thing by laying it on thick in front of photographers at an America’s Got Talent event last Sunday.
Heidi Klum the cougar strikes again! https://t.co/fk05m83COv
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) March 26, 2018
This isn’t technically the first time Heidi and Tom have been spotted out together. On March 14th, they were seen leaving a club in West Hollywood in the same car together. The Daily Mail has pictures of Heidi and Tom kissing, holding hands, and hugging. At one point, Heidi crouches down and grabs onto Tom’s leg. They almost covered all their bases, but my favorite pose – kissing with one leg bent back (aka The G-Rated Romance Novel Cover) – was missing. Oh well, next time.
All jokes about Heidi being a cougar aside, I’m sure she and Tom have a lot to talk about. For example, they’re both from Germany and they could always bond over Victoria’s Secret.
Heidi: “1997 was the first year I walked in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.”
Tom: “Cool, that’s the same year me and my other 3rd grade friends found an old VS catalogue in the woods!“
72-Year-Old Don McLean Is Dating The 24-Year-Old Model Who Was The Center Of An Elaborate Catfishing Scheme
We begin with 72-year-old singer Don McLean, famous for the folk rock hit American Pie that was beloved from the years 1971 until 2000 when it was ruined by Madonna. Don McLean is currently doing what many an aging rock star has done before him: The Blast says he’s dating someone in their 20s. But Don’s 24-year-old girlfriend Paris Dylan is famous in her own right. Now that I think about it, there’s probably a good number of millennials that will read this story and go “Wait, who is Paris Dylan dating?”
On Oscar night, Emma Watson had everyone confused in two ways. First, with the spelling of her temporary Time’s Up tattoo. Second with her alleged date, Chord Overstreet. Emma was seen leaving the Vanity Fair after-party. Sources tell Page Six that 27-year-old Emma and 29-year-old Chord are dating, but they’re keeping it on the down low for the time being. Know what I’m not keeping secret? The shock I feel every time I realize one of the teenagers from Glee is almost 30.
“It’s crazy but, yes, they are seeing each other, although Emma wants to keep things quiet and private.” Another source insisted of Watson and Overstreet, “They are friendly, but are not in a relationship.”
Emma and Chord were also seen at a show in L.A. together last month.
Emma has said before that she likes to keep her private life private, and part of that includes staying quiet when it comes to talking about who she may or may not be dating. So don’t expect to see a hazy picture of Chord with the caption “My King” followed by a million heart emojis on Emma’s Instagram. When asked for comment, reps for both Emma and Chord declined. But privacy or not, I can see why Emma might want to keep this one quiet for a while. Glee hasn’t had such a great time in the press recently. Waiting a little means there’s a better chance he might get famous for something else, and she can introduce him as something: “Chord Overstreet from some Marvel movie, and oh yeah, I guess he was also on Glee? I totally forgot.”
The last time we checked in on Darren Aronofsky and Jennifer Lawrence, they were reportedly giving their relationship another shot. That was a few days before Christmas. Something may have happened since then, because a month later, it appears 48-year-old Darren is now hand-holding in front of the paps with 26-year-old Suki Waterhouse. The Daily Mail posted pictures of Darren and Suki strolling around Park City, UT during the Sundance Film Festival. New year, same dating age bracket for Darren.
PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Darren Aronofsky, 48, steps out with Suki Waterhouse, 26, in Sundance https://t.co/1C3FTEJrZH
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) January 23, 2018
Suki was most recently linked to Diego Luna. Before that, she was with Bradley Cooper. Darren likes to date actresses he works with, and Suki has been trying for a while to be an actress. So maybe Darren has a secret new project in the works that Suki has signed on for? I look forward to whatever that project may be, since it can’t be worse than mother!, right? No really, please, I don’t think we could handle something worse.
The Daily Mail says that Darren and Suki were practically “attached at the hip” while walking in Park City. Normally I’d be the first to scream “THEY’RE DOING IT,” but the fact their walk too place in January in Utah has me a little skeptical. If you’ve ever walked around in the snow, you know that at any minute a patch of ice can appear and you’re on your ass. If I’m walking next to you in the snow, I’m staying close enough to make it seem like we share an umbilical cord.