Category: New Orleans

Mel Gibson Was Briefly Scheduled To Be Co-Grand Marshal Of One Of New Orleans’ Biggest Mardi Gras Parades

January 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Historically speaking, there are few better places in the world to see some sweet, sweet, sugar tits than in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. So that is perhaps the reason Mel Gibson agreed to be the co-Grand Marshal of Krewe of Endymion’s 2023 Mardi Gras parade, one of the city’s “largest and most splendid parades,” according to Nola.com. But it doesn’t explain why Krewe of Endymion would want Mel to ride on their float, only to reverse the decision just a few hours later, unless the theme of their parade this year was Beef Jerky and Bile, but they couldn’t source enough of those little silica gel desiccant packets to keep Mel from rotting and turning into a lump of salty, sinewy mush. A huge turnoff, especially if you want the ladies to keep flashing them sugar tits.

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Diana Ross Says She Was “Violated” By TSA Workers At A New Orleans Airport

May 6, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m sure back in the 1970s when legendary Motown singer Diana Ross famously requested to “touch me in the morning..” this isn’t exactly what she had in mind. Because after encountering an allegedly very grabby TSA agent at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport, she is letting everyone know that Miss Ross isn’t here for any early morning inappropriate touching at all.

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Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes’ Chicken Box Holder Necklace For Mardi Gras

March 5, 2019 / Posted by:

New Orleans is a beautiful city filled with amazing culture and great food. Oh yes, and drunks. Lots and lots of drunks. And today is Fat Tuesday (government name: Mardi Gras) which has long been a holiday celebrated by party goers looking to infinitely imbibe until they pass out, throw up, or both. Well, Popeyes has decided to up the class factor by revealing a one-day-only item exclusively for Mardi Gras: A beadbox necklace to hold your chicken while pushing through large crowds of belligerent, intoxicated messes.

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