Though there has been no real confirmation that William Bradley Pitt and Neri Oxman are officially dating, a source swears to Us Weekly the they talk on the phone “several times a day”. If that’s the case, and they’re not boinking, then what the hell are they doing? The only other explanation I can think of is that she tried to explain to him what a Qwark is and Brad keeps calling her back with follow up questions like “Neri, it’s me again. So I was at Whole Foods and they had Qwark next to the yogurt! How does that work? Are cows made out of stars?”. Dear, sweet, William.
There seems to be no end to the reports about Brad Pitt and his new possible lady friend, MIT professor Neri Oxman. The general consensus seems to be that Brad and Neri are in the bacteria stages of a possible relationship, which in this case is Brad bashfully asking Neri if he can carry her books for her after class. It’s all very “just friends” at the moment. Or is it?!? According to UsWeekly, Brad and Neri are just about rounding third on being a couple.
Nothing gets tongues and labias wagging quite like gossip about William Bradley Pitt’s post-divorce love life. People reports that the rumored relationship between William and Neri Oxman, the hot MIT Architecture professor, probably started back in November. And, hold on to your hats, pearls, horses, britches and wigs: They were photographed TOGETHER!