Will somebody please let Nelly Furtado know that just because she has major wonk eye does not mean she needs to look like a Hilton. I know she's had the blonde for a while, but I thought it was just a phase. Wait….is Papa Joe Simpson managing her? She's either a Simpson or a Hilton? I can't decide.
But at least she has delicious gold-wrapped chocolates all around her neckline.
Here's Nelly at the MTV Europe Awards in Munich tonight.
Just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you need to go blonde. They all do it. Blonde is not for everyone! This isn't even blonde, this is like yellow. Nelly Furtado why?! The only thing it does for her is bring the wonk in her eyes out. She looks even more like a Siamese cat and note a cute one. A Siamese cat that has been down in the dumps for a while now, not knowing where it's next fish head is going to come from.
The only woman that should wear hair like that is Ivana Trump!
Here's Nelly at Jet in Las Vegas last night. I've also included a side-by-side of Nelly and Ivana as well as a picture of Nelly when she was hot.
Canadian hotness Nelly Furtado is engaged to sound engineer, Demacio Castellon, according to People Magazine . Their close friend and producer, Timbaland spilled the beans when asked they were promised.
Nelly has a 3-year-old kid with another dude. They split in 2005 and she began dating Demacio a year later.
She recently had this to say about marriage, "I'm kind of modern. I don't really live by society's standards. Maybe in the next five years I'll get married, have more kids. One grandmother had eight kids, the other had 10. If I have that many kids, then I would need a hubby."
Her man is wearing more make-up than her! Nelly your man is "starts with a G and ends with a Y." Just joking, I'm sure they are in love. Boring people usually get together for love.
I bet you anything Nelly Furtado didn't have the major wonk until she landed in Hollywood. It's the air that gives girls the wonk! We should set up a "Free Your Wonk" booth on Robertson and fix that shit with rusty tweezers and preschool scissors. We'd make bank!
Here's Nelly with serious wonkage in South Beach last night.
Nelly Furtado hosted last night’s Juno Awards and also took home the most awards. I guess the Junos are like the Canadian Grammys. She took home Artist of the Year and two other trophies.
She said, “I just hand it to all the Canadian artists. This is for everybody — old, new, up and coming, the legends!”
Viva Canada!
Nelly also tried to be funny by coming down “Like a Bird” in some weird tar-drenched swan costume.
I love Nelly Furtado! I see her as the darker and more mysterious Gwen Stefani. However, at last night’s Bambi Awards (Does that have anything to do with Bambi the deer?) she looked like a socialite from the 70s. She’s missing a bottle of dolls, a dry martini and a powerful but distant husband. She needs to give Erica Kane her look back!
