According to The Blast, Naya Rivera has probably given her lawyer a case of déjà-vu by filing for divorce from her estranged husband Ryan Dorsey for the second time. Naya filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Tuesday, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She’s asking for joint legal and physical custody of their 2-year-old son Josey, and has also requested the judge block both of them from getting spousal support.
Naya lists the date of separation as November 24th, 2017. That’s one day before she was arrested and charged with domestic battery for beating on Ryan during a Thanksgiving weekend walk. So she claims they broke up on Black Friday? That’s probably not the first time someone has decided to break up on Black Friday. “You really think I’m lining up at 4am for a damn Roku player? Yeah, this isn’t going to work.”
Naya and Ryan dated two different times. Naya filed to end her two year long marriage in November 2016, but called it off two months ago. And now she’s filed for divorce a second time. It feels like the number two is a theme for these two (no pun intended). If that’s the case, I really hope the two-theme ends with this second divorce filing. Because I’m sure Naya doesn’t want to spend the next family holiday in a police station. But maybe just ho ho hold up on the spiked egg nog this Christmas, just in case, Naya.
If you need an appropriate soundtrack to this story, might I suggest the cast of Glee performing “Blame It On The Alcohol.” Apparently that’s what is to blame for Naya Rivera’s recent domestic battery arrest.
Over Thanksgiving weekend, Naya Rivera was arrested for allegedly attacking her on-and-off husband Ryan Dorsey during a family walk in West Virginia. The 911 call Ryan made the night of the incident has been released. According to West Virginia’s WSAZ-3, Ryan claimed his wife was “out of control” and that she was getting physical with him.
Santana must have taken Emma Roberts’ “Keeping Him In Line Via Psychotic Violence“ class down at the Learning Annex. Glee actress and moderately successful Kim Kardashian face replicator Naya Rivera was arrested and charged with domestic battery last night in West Virginia. Naya and her husband Ryan Dorsey appear to be together this week, and he says that she started slapping him around while they were taking their two-year-old son Josey for “a walk down the street,” according to WSAZ. That lucky child now has a heart-warming new memory with which to recall the holiday season. “Remember the time Mommy tuned up on Daddy in the middle of the street after Thanksgiving?”
The Teen Choice Awards were held last night and as usual, the fashion on display mirrored the tempestuous and confused mind of a teen and the questionable choices they are prone to make. Case in point: Naya Rivera, who is not Canadian, decided to wear a Canadian Tuxedo. A bold enough choice in and of itself, but Naya’s added some extra 90’s stank to the classic look with a belt that I bought at Miller’s Outpost my first year of Jr. High and some power shoulder poofs. Naya is ready to drop her kids off at a sleepover in her white Volvo before rolling out to meet her girls for some line dancing and wine spritzers at Rojo’s down off highway 84.
All of those flicks wherein David Spade rode Chris Farley’s love handles to success must have made bank, because short nasally plain-janes normally don’t achieve this level of hot girl date acquisition. Not trying to promote the human race’s tired beauty standards, but I’m fat and pale with a giant melon and no chin. You didn’t see me regularly landing speedo-clad-and-they-have-every-right-to-with-that-body, gym bunny model ass before I tricked my gorgeous teddy bear of a husband into marrying me. It’s just how the world tends to work.