Poor Nas won’t be getting anymore anaconda booty now that he and Nicki Minaj have called it quits after less than a year of dating. TMZ reports the rappers have been dating since June of last year, but they stopped boning on each other after “the relationship ran out of steam.” Considering Nicki normally goes HAM on someone when they so much as sneeze in front of her, it would be rational to think this tees her up to release a major shade track on her new album (whenever the hell that comes out). But apparently these two are keeping it classy and “respect each other, and there won’t be any trash talking.” That being said, they didn’t do the typical celeb bullshit of saying they’d still be fraaaaaands. TMZ’s source said they would not be hanging out, and also the rumor about her being pregnant is as real as her ass.
Those two were all over each other during their short relationship despite busy schedules that included “breaking the internet.” They claimed back in September that they were making each other a priority, but that no longer seems to be the case. Ah well, at least Nicki will always have John Mayer and his David douche, er, Duke dick.
Whenever I think of Nicki Minaj, I automatically picture the black version of Rapunzel with a weave so long, my nieces could play Double Dutch from opposite ends of the street. And with her ass so overly inflated, I’m surprised she hasn’t floated far, far away to dine with Shrek, Fiona and Donkey yet. In other words, she’s saying “go away now I’m tired of you.”