Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s all-star royal wedding spectacular may have been stuffed full of more celebrities than the damn Met Gala, and brought out the likes of The Mighty O and Tom Hardy, who became all of us by falling asleep with his eyes open. But Princess Eugenie had Naomi Campbell on her wedding guest list today. The St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle was probably filled with the clickity clack sounds of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan furiously pounding away at their iPhones while rage-texting their wedding guest booker for not getting them THEE Naomi Campbell.
Pimp Mama Kris is on the phone with her koven’s on-staff team of plastic surgeons right now to tell them to immediately jet to wherever Kendall Jenner is, because she needs them to put that dehydrated piece of cauliflower stalk back together after being turned to dust by two simple words that easily leaped out of Naomi Campbell’s mouth.
Naomi was on Watch What Happens Live last night and was asked by a “viewer” for her thoughts on something Kendall Jenner said. Naomi was not about to dignify a lesser’s existence by responding to some stupid shit they said, so she waved that trick away with a, “Next question.”
Last month, Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend of a few months Skepta posted an ultrasound picture, and it wasn’t clear whose womb the baby was living inside, but many thought it was hers. Well, baby or no baby, the chance of seeing Naomi and Skepta suffering through a cheesy gender reveal video just went down. Because according to Page Six, Naomi might be hooking up with David Blaine. I guess that’s one way to make those pregnancy rumors (magical puff of smoke) disappear.
Potentially following in the footsteps of Brigitte Nielsen and Janet Jackson, Naomi Campbell could be the next 50-ish famous woman to have a baby growing in her womb. Naomi’s housekeepers better really work on their dodging skills, because they might soon be dodging flying phones from both Naomi and Naomi Jr.
Selena Gomez Stans Got Mad At Ashley Graham And Naomi Campbell For Walking A Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show
Expect Taylor Swift to skip around the stage at all the remaining shows on her Reputation tour with a t-shirt of her cats Olivia Benson and Meredith Grey barfing their morning Whiskas on the Dolce & Gabbana logo. Stefano Gabbana commented how ugly Selena Gomez looked in a crop of red dresses. That naturally got the reaction Stefano wanted because Selena stans called him a meanie. That apparently didn’t keep Ashley Graham and Naomi Campbell from walking in a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, so now they’re getting called meanies by association! Continue reading
There were some real upside down and sideways looks on display at the The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC last night. Most notably Whoopi Goldberg giving us Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and was forced to go to the big city and take out a bank loan for more, wearing her best Big Business suit. The added bonus of that suit is that those giant bell bottoms probably ring so damn loud, the sheep should have no problem finding their way back home.
Other notable looks included: Cate Blanchett‘s tuxedo/ baked potato/ butcher’s apron combo, and the night’s host Issa Rae’s belt that read “Every Nigga Is A Star”. All of those looks and more are in the gallery but for now, we’ve got plenty of high fashion to keep us in “what is going on here”s for a week.