Last month, Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend of a few months Skepta posted an ultrasound picture, and it wasn’t clear whose womb the baby was living inside, but many thought it was hers. Well, baby or no baby, the chance of seeing Naomi and Skepta suffering through a cheesy gender reveal video just went down. Because according to Page Six, Naomi might be hooking up with David Blaine. I guess that’s one way to make those pregnancy rumors (magical puff of smoke) disappear.
Potentially following in the footsteps of Brigitte Nielsen and Janet Jackson, Naomi Campbell could be the next 50-ish famous woman to have a baby growing in her womb. Naomi’s housekeepers better really work on their dodging skills, because they might soon be dodging flying phones from both Naomi and Naomi Jr.
Selena Gomez Stans Got Mad At Ashley Graham And Naomi Campbell For Walking A Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show
Expect Taylor Swift to skip around the stage at all the remaining shows on her Reputation tour with a t-shirt of her cats Olivia Benson and Meredith Grey barfing their morning Whiskas on the Dolce & Gabbana logo. Stefano Gabbana commented how ugly Selena Gomez looked in a crop of red dresses. That naturally got the reaction Stefano wanted because Selena stans called him a meanie. That apparently didn’t keep Ashley Graham and Naomi Campbell from walking in a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, so now they’re getting called meanies by association! Continue reading
There were some real upside down and sideways looks on display at the The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC last night. Most notably Whoopi Goldberg giving us Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and was forced to go to the big city and take out a bank loan for more, wearing her best Big Business suit. The added bonus of that suit is that those giant bell bottoms probably ring so damn loud, the sheep should have no problem finding their way back home.
Other notable looks included: Cate Blanchett‘s tuxedo/ baked potato/ butcher’s apron combo, and the night’s host Issa Rae’s belt that read “Every Nigga Is A Star”. All of those looks and more are in the gallery but for now, we’ve got plenty of high fashion to keep us in “what is going on here”s for a week.
I don’t know why anybody in this day and age would try to come for Naomi Campbell and think it’s gonna turn out well for them. According to Page Six, a group of animal rights protesters tried it at a Dolce & Gabbana concept store opening in New York. The protesters carried signs that read ““Fur Is Dead” and “Dolce & Gabbana blood on their hands”, the latter being a lot of lettering for one sign so I hope they had good penmanship. When Naomi shantéd up to the door, they screamed at and heckled her. Funeral services for the protesters will be held over the weekend.
This is the kind of crazy shit that happens when you’re Naomi Campbell. A stylist looks at you and says, “Now, your impeccable flawless highness – that’s what you want me to call you right? – I’m not sure if even you can pull off this Jean Paul Gaultier outfit that looks like Celine Dion’s backwards Oscar tuxedo after it got really drunk while going to a funeral, stumbled into the street and got ran over by a semi.” You, being Naomi Campbell, grab that outfit from your stylist so hard that their arm comes off. And as they annoyingly cry about not having an arm anymore, you spit at their bloody stump for daring to say that you can’t pull off absolutely anything! You’re Naomi Fucking Campbell!