Selena Gomez Stans Got Mad At Ashley Graham And Naomi Campbell For Walking A Dolce & Gabbana Fashion Show
Expect Taylor Swift to skip around the stage at all the remaining shows on her Reputation tour with a t-shirt of her cats Olivia Benson and Meredith Grey barfing their morning Whiskas on the Dolce & Gabbana logo. Stefano Gabbana commented how ugly Selena Gomez looked in a crop of red dresses. That naturally got the reaction Stefano wanted because Selena stans called him a meanie. That apparently didn’t keep Ashley Graham and Naomi Campbell from walking in a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, so now they’re getting called meanies by association! Continue reading
There were some real upside down and sideways looks on display at the The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC last night. Most notably Whoopi Goldberg giving us Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and was forced to go to the big city and take out a bank loan for more, wearing her best Big Business suit. The added bonus of that suit is that those giant bell bottoms probably ring so damn loud, the sheep should have no problem finding their way back home.
Other notable looks included: Cate Blanchett‘s tuxedo/ baked potato/ butcher’s apron combo, and the night’s host Issa Rae’s belt that read “Every Nigga Is A Star”. All of those looks and more are in the gallery but for now, we’ve got plenty of high fashion to keep us in “what is going on here”s for a week.
I don’t know why anybody in this day and age would try to come for Naomi Campbell and think it’s gonna turn out well for them. According to Page Six, a group of animal rights protesters tried it at a Dolce & Gabbana concept store opening in New York. The protesters carried signs that read ““Fur Is Dead” and “Dolce & Gabbana blood on their hands”, the latter being a lot of lettering for one sign so I hope they had good penmanship. When Naomi shantéd up to the door, they screamed at and heckled her. Funeral services for the protesters will be held over the weekend.
This is the kind of crazy shit that happens when you’re Naomi Campbell. A stylist looks at you and says, “Now, your impeccable flawless highness – that’s what you want me to call you right? – I’m not sure if even you can pull off this Jean Paul Gaultier outfit that looks like Celine Dion’s backwards Oscar tuxedo after it got really drunk while going to a funeral, stumbled into the street and got ran over by a semi.” You, being Naomi Campbell, grab that outfit from your stylist so hard that their arm comes off. And as they annoyingly cry about not having an arm anymore, you spit at their bloody stump for daring to say that you can’t pull off absolutely anything! You’re Naomi Fucking Campbell!
Somewhere, a wall got covered in poutine tears and Drake’s body when he did the slow wall slide of crying sadness after seeing pictures of RiRi getting on a hot new piece in the pool. RiRi was (or is still on) vacation in Spain, and a paparazzo disguised themselves like a bush to get pictures of her sucking the face of a dude in a pool. The detectives on Twitter believed the dude was pocket-sized Spanish footballer Isco Alarcon. But The Sun says that RiRi’s pool-time fuck partner isn’t a footballer. His family owns a damn football team, but he isn’t a footballer. They say that RiRi was putting her tongue on Saudi businessman Hassan Jameel. Hassan’s family is the largest Toyota distributor in Saudi Arabia and they run other businesses as well. They are reportedly worth $1.5 billion at least. And here I was last night thinking that I was living the life while eating Sno-Balls ice cream as I watched old GLOW matches on YouTube. But it’s RiRi who was truly living the life in Spain while sipping champagne and boning on a hot Toyota distributor heir.
Actually, that’s not true. Time magazine seems a bit too stuffy and uptight to partner with such a sexy retailer. But that didn’t stop model Ashley Graham from slinking onto the red carpet of the annual Time 100 Gala in New York City last night in a silk nightie and robe combo. Oh, and a corset belt and jeweled choker, because Ashley clearly knows the difference between a proper formal lingerie look and looking like you just woke up from an afternoon catnap in your sugar daddy’s mansion.