Mariah Carey’s 7-Year-Old Son Ordered A Dog Online And Spent $5k At Amazon

Kids today! Give a 7-year-old an iPad and wait a minute for all of the Amazon boxes to come a’rollin’ in! Parents are dumb, and kids are technologically savvy, it’s just a fact of life in the 21st century. Take Moroccan Cannon for instance. Moroccan’s mom, lactose-doused butterfly Mariah Carey, went on Jimmy Kimmel this week and provided yet another example of how kids today are hackers and could probably breach ALL of our data as long as it involved the Paw Patrol.

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