Category: Morning Wood
Morning Wood
Lock up your rapey-eyed son, Tamra! Here comes The Real Housewives of Orange County’s newest gold digging blonde ho – E! Online
Gerard Butler needs to stop with the lie-telling! – Celebitchy
Neve Campbell will be back. Bitch needs a check – ICYDK
You would be crying too if your mother had a turkey’s ass on her head – Socialite Life
If Jo slaps Asshole Simpson in the mouth at least once, I’m okay with this – SOW
Remind me to never get pregnant – I’m Not Obsessed
Little Bunny Poo Poo – Holy Moly!
Morning Wood
The hottest vagina addict around takes his nipple for a dip – Popbytes
She-Douche and He-Douche leaving the Hollywood Bowl – ICYDK
Aw. Johnny Depp just wants to ride the rides without crazy fangirls trying to ride him – I’m Not Obsessed
Everybody hates Kara DioGoAwayAlready’s ugly song – SOW
Needs more CHICHIIIIIS – Moe Jackson
It sounds to me like David Beckham is hypnotized by St. Angie’s holy vagina. It’s got him tongue-tied! – Celebitchy
If you squint and believe, you might see George Clooney and Robert DeNiro on a yacht together – Holy Moly!
Jon Gosselin is not going to make your baby look like an a-hole….for now – Socialite Life
Morning Wood
Jon Gosselin’s 22-year-old (HA! and HA!) refined girlfriend is a perfect role model for his ten million kids. I’m being totally serious. Shit, bitch is my role model! – ONTD
Shiny happy topless people with iPhones – Pink is the New Blog
Ryan Gaycrest has become one of the richest queens on TV – ICYDK
Lady CaCa is actually looking sexy hot here – SOW
Another boy bander admits to having a taste for the peen. Wake me when one of the pieces from Color Me Badd comes out – Holy Moly!
There goes the neighborhood – I’m Not Obsessed
Not since Wolverine has a movie with a gay main character made this much money at the box office – Socialite Life
If Eva Longwhoria really wanted to turn us on, she’d tie up her lips with silk scarves – Celebitchy
Morning Wood
Boy George as M. Buttereverything- Holy Moly!
Kate Winslet is putting her breasts away for now – I’m Not Obsessed
Martha Dumptruck’s big comeback is not going to happen – Socialite Life
Whore Pit Viper on the cover of Marie Claire UK – ICYDK
The leech that was feeding on Brit Brit’s butt dingles for all those years has returned – Celebitchy
A son whores out his mom on the internet. Well, that’s a switch – Metro UK
James Franco’s rejected UCLA commencement speech – Funny or Die
Edward Furlong still exists and he’s getting a divorce – Popeater
Morning Wood
Madea’s next family reunion is going to be a lot more interesting – Queerty
Don’t ask Stepford Katie about thetans or barley water, because her hard drive will automatically shut down – ICYDK
This is lies upon lies! Basement Baby would never tell someone to stop taking pictures of her. The pap probably stopped on his own because he realized she wasn’t Orlando Jones – I’m Not Obsessed
Ronnie Wood is still banging his Russian mail order girlfriend – Holy Moly!
SHOCK! Sacha Baron Cohen does an interview as Sacha Baron Cohen – SOW
This picture from the very wet Harry Potter premiere would be a lot hotter if Hermione was MIA and DanRad and Rupert Grint were embracing each other nekkid – Celebitchy
RPattz auditioned for True Blood. Please tell me he auditioned for the role of Lafayette – Socialite Life
Don’t watch this if you’re a stripper or a fish….or if you have working eyes – Videogum
Morning Wood
Anti-Douchebag Collar Clips: The greatest invention since Go Girl – Buzzfeed
Sharon Stone is going to skin that flight attendant and wear her as a cape – Celebitchy
Pam Beesly is going to be a wifey – ICYDK
It won’t be long before Out of This World gets turned into a major motion picture and I can’t wait! – SOW
Kendra Wilkinson says she will be a strict Christian mother. Whore say what? – I’m Not Obsessed
Faces of meth – Socialite Life
Baby Huey is topless – Celebslam
Peaches Geldof admits the obvious – Holy Moly!
Taylor Momsen is starting young – The Bastardly