Yesterday was Whitney Houston’s birthday and I celebrated by giving a pitchy performance of So Emotional at karaoke. R&B singer and longtime Brandy rival, Monica, commemorated the day with a sweet post on Instagram. R&B singer and longtime Monica rival, Brandy, also commemorated the day with a heartfelt Instagram post.
But then things got weird.
It was almost 14 years ago when you bought the instrumental CD of “The Boy is Mine” at Sam Goody just so you could sing both parts in your bedroom, and Monica and Brandy’s voices are back together for a new single called “It All Belongs To Me” that will be on both of their new albums. It should’ve been called “The Check is Mine,” because this is not the shit I’ve been waiting 14 years for. Any song that name drops Facebook should be poked all the way to the bottom of the charts.
If I was listening to this boring mess in the car, I would’ve fallen asleep at the wheel, lost control and killed somebody. This sounds like it was written as the theme song for a Tyler Perry movie after the producers scraped their dimes together and realized they can’t afford the rights to “Irreplaceable.” I’m just going to use my imagination to pretend that I never heard this and that Monica and Brandy are still working on a follow-up to “The Boy is Mine” called “You Can Have That Bitch (The Dick Is Trash).”
via The Daily What