Category: Moby
Moby Continues To Wear His Heart On His Neck
Moby’s a vegan, or haven’t you heard? He’s literally spelled it out for you. Back in October Moby got “VEGAN FOR LIFE” tattooed on his neck. Then a month later he got fellow vegan Kat Von D to outline the words “ANIMAL RIGHTS” on his forearms, and the month after that, he got those letters filled in. At some point he added a little chicken scratch cross on his face into the mix. And this week, Moby’s showing off his latest acquisition. All of his recent tattoos are text (save the little cross) which makes me wonder if Moby’s working on a second volume of his memoirs only this time he’s self publishing. I know they say don’t judge a book by its cover, but what if the inside is literally full of shit (and blood, guts and bones)?
Fellow Vegans Moby And Kat Von D Both Got New Tattoos
In case you somehow missed it before, Moby is vegan. And he’s not one of those rare live and let live, keep it to yourself type of vegans either. No, Moby is a shout it from the rooftops, try to restrict the choices of people on SNAP (food stamps) type of vegans. Thing is, sometimes Moby’s mouth to is too full of bean sprouts and cashew cheese to tell you all about it. So he’s taken measures to ensure that when you see Moby walking towards you down the street, you know well in advance to protect your low-fat latte before he passes you and slaps it out of your hand. Moby got the word A N I M A L tattooed down one arm, and R I G H T S tattooed down the other, in a font so big you can probably see it from space.
Moby Has Canceled The Remainder Of His Book Tour
The PR team working on the press tour for Moby’s latest memoir, Then It Fell Apart, probably thought the buzz around his book launch would be people asking, “Remember Moby? He’s got a new book!“. Instead it’s turned into, “Remember Moby? He’s kind of a creep.” And now everyone is talking about how he tried to get with a girl fresh out of high school when he was in his 30s. So Moby has decided to cancel the rest of the dates on his book tour and go away for awhile.
Moby Kind Of Apologized To Natalie Portman But Is Still Sticking By His Story
As you know, in the second memoir (yes, he’s got more than one) of vegan lech Moby, he writes about dating Natalie Portman in 1999 when he was 33 and she was 20 (but she says she was 18). Why anyone would want to humblebrag about being a thirty-something dating a girl just out of high school is a question mark, but Natalie said it wasn’t true and he was actually an older man creeping on a teenager. Moby then said she’s lying, and he wouldn’t let it go. Moby is now apologzing. Sort of.
Natalie Portman Says Moby Lied About Dating Her And He Was Actually An Older Man Creeping On A Teenager
Oh, Natalie Portman and Moby, they could’ve been the Queen and King of Vegans, but the only problem is, according to her, is that she never ever wanted to lick celery leaf butter off of his bald head (or whatever you vegans do during sex), and saw him more as a vegan Woody Allen creeping on a barely legal girl. “That’s slanderous! I’d never creep on someone legal,” cried Woody Allen.
Watch Out Poor People: Moby Is Coming For Your Bologna
Longtime vegan (since 1987 per his Instagram bio) Moby’s picked the hill he wants to die on: He doesn’t think poor people should to be able to buy Doritos. That’s basically what he said in an op-ed that ran in today’s Wall Street Journal about the federal SNAP program (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program aka food stamps).