Category: Mob Wives
Renee Graziano From “Mob Wives” Was Arrested For DWI After Hitting A Parked Car
52-year-old Renee Graziano of Mob Wives is the newest inducted member of the ever-growing DWI club after she hit a parked car on Staten Island. The Islands of New York are not safe from reality TV messes causing havoc. First, Dina Lohan drunkenly hit a car in the parking lot of an Outback on Long Island, and now this.
Trashy Farrah Abraham And Trashy Drita D’Avanzo Got Into A Trashy Feud
Are you ready for the most exciting and classy “celebrity” feud of the decade–NAY–the millennium? Well, this ain’t it.
Farrah Abraham, of Teen Mom and backdoor fame, ran over to UsWeekly to complain about Drita D’Avanzo, of Mob Wives and Staten Island Women’s Correctional fame. Apparently the two did an event together and Farrah found Drita to be rather unprofessional. Well, a mess who got famous for screaming at her mother whenever she was offered child-care assistance definitely knows a thing or two about professionalism. Continue reading
Panty Creamer Of The Night: Renee From Mob Wives In A Bikini
Giving locked up wise guys in prison a reason to buy government-made lube at the commissary, Renee Graziano of Mob Wives showed off her bikini body for the paps during a vacation in Hollywood, FL with her son. This is the same bikini body that almost put two giant black Xes over Renee’s eyes. Bitch almost died for that succulent uncooked ham body.
During the first or second episode of the new season, Renee got her ass lifted and while she was in the recovery room, she sat straight up really fast, splitting the stitches in her back. This ho’s back split open and she was in the hospital for weeks. I know, for being built like a cement truck, Renee is so delicate. Big Ang splits her fat slug lips daily when she eats a pygmy goat whole and she just fixes her shit up with Gorilla Glue and a nail gun.
I’m going to keep my thoughts about this Tasmanian Devil’s Renee’s bikini body to myself, because this bitch could easily shove me down a garbage disposal or knock my teefs into my froat just by flinching at me. Believe it or not, shitting my own teeth out does not sound like a good time to me.
