Category: Missy Elliott

Chris Brown May Have Gotten Into Another Altercation During Missy Elliott’s Lover’s And Friends Set (Though He Denies It)

May 8, 2023 / Posted by:

On Friday, while everyone else was celebrating Cinco De Mayo, Chris Brown decided to turn his birthday weekend into a Slapsgiving extravaganza because we already know how he likes to pop off. And that’s what happened when he popped off on Usher and Teyana Taylor, which resulted in Usher’s make-up team cleaning his face better than a cadaver so he could diffuse the alleged situation. But that wasn’t enough for Chris. Apparently, the only way he knows how to celebrate anything is by inviting folks to an altercation, and the day after his time ruining Teyana and Usher’s evenings (at HIS OWN birthday party, mind you), Chris danced on over to Missy Elliott‘s Lovers & Friends set for another attempt of fisticuffs with someone else. But now, as the rage and whatever else finally exits his system, Chris is explaining exactly what was going on backstage during Missy’s set.

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Open Post: Hosted By Missy Elliott’s Video For “Cool Off”

April 22, 2020 / Posted by:

You ever have one of those situations where you really just need something desperately but you didn’t know that you needed it until it’s staring you in the face? If not, hopefully you’re about to. Missy Elliott just released the final video for the single Cool Off from her 2019 EP Iconography and it’s the only thing I want to look at for the next week. Maybe month. Possibly the year, I dunno, we’ll see how long it takes for this busted ass timeline to fold in on itself and we’re all crushed underfoot by coughing dinosaurs. Until then, don’t bother me, I’m cooling off!

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It’s Doctor Missy Elliott And Doctor Justin Timberlake Now

May 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Don’t worry, you won’t ever find yourself wheeled into an emergency room and see Missy Elliott standing over you in head to toe Adidas scrubs, informing the closest triage nurse that she needs a team to assist her while she puts her thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Not that kind of doctor. It’s the honorary doctorate club, which Missy and Justin Timberlake are now members of.

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Fall Out Boy’s “Ghostbusters” Theme Song Is Out, And Yeah….

June 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Some cry baby dudes hated the Ghostbusters reboot as soon as it was announced because they felt like their childhoods were being ruined by cooch! And some people (including Melissa McCarthy) hated the Ghostbusters trailer for being awful. I never really got on the Ghostbusters hate train…until I pressed play on Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliott’s cover of the Ghostbusters theme song. You may not be afraid of no ghosts, but you should be very, very afraid of this wreck.

If Slimer ate a blended shake made from black Manic Panic dye, rusty nails, bottom lashes that have been stained with Urban Decay eyeliner and a pair of over-worn checkerboard Vans (with anarchy symbols drawn onto the soles with a Sharpie), and he waited until it digested before shitting into your ears, it would probably feel a lot like listening to Fall Out Boy’s version of the Ghostbusters theme song. I don’t even know why the Ghostbusters need proton guns to get rid of the bad ghosts. All they need to do is blast this song, and everything including dogs, cats, roaches, rats, ants and ghosts will vacate that bitch immediately. If you don’t believe me, drive down my street and you’ll see my dog hitchhiking while holding a sack on a stick in his mouth. He puts up with a lot of crap, but he drew the line at me listening to this mess 4 times this morning:

Well, the good news is that at least Ray Parker Jr. (and maybe Huey Lewis) got a check out of this.

Pic: Alternative Press

Missy Elliott Is Back!

November 12, 2015 / Posted by:

By popular demand (Side note: Will all you loyal Missy Elliott fans who dropped this in my inbox also please send an email to the Super Bowl people begging them to make Stacey Q the star of their halftime show, PLEASE) here’s Missy Elliott’s first music video in 7 long years. Missy took a break from the game to be treated for Graves’ disease and is now back with WTF (Where They From), the first single off of her new album. The video for WTF has glitter lips, the smooth rat Pharrell Williams, hot moves, air-humping marionettes and Segway hoverboard action.

If I watched this video a few weeks ago, I would’ve eye rolled after seeing Missy on one of those douche boards, but I’ve grown to love them and appreciate them. I knew that the handlebar-less Segway was a gift to humanity when I watched a dude eat concrete while trying to ride one down the sidewalk. Watching a ho fall is pure entertainment and those hoverboard Segways are taking it to the next level, so we should all embrace it. But I digress…

Here’s Missy letting tricks know that they can go ahead and exit the stage since she’s back:

And my favorite part of the video is when Missy becomes a human Maru and gets into a box and gives it good. (That’s not a euphemism, this time.)

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The next time you move and finish unpacking all of the boxes, turn on this song, jump in with your friends and bust out some box-o-graphy. (I know, I’m acting like everyone unpacks in one day and it doesn’t take us all 6 years to unpack. I just keep everything in a box so it’s ready for the next time I move. No, that’s not called “being a lazy bitch,” it’s called being, “SMART!“)

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