Category: Mischief!

Don’t You Just Hate It When Your Date Destroys Your Warhols In A Rage? 

December 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Bringing a piece back to your place after a first date is never a good idea. One, you don’t really know them. Two, they could be one of those freaks who are into cuddling after fucking, and it’s always awkward to kick a one-night-stand out of your house. You should only hook up with a first date in your car or the bar bathroom. That’s what smart people do! But some high-profile millionaire lawyer in Houston broke my first date rule by bringing his piece back to his mansion, and it ended with him having to call his insurance company after some of his precious art was damaged and with her getting a mug shot worthy of the Faces of Meth Hall Of Fame.

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