Did I ever think I’d be this interested in the adventures of Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze? No, but here we are, and it beats doing another Kanye West post. So follow Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze, I will!
Miranda Lambert secured a lifetime achievement award from The League of Extraordinary Homewreckers when it came out that she probably got with her current man, country singer Evan Felker, while he was still with his wife of a year-and-a-half Staci Felker and she was still with her post-Blake Shelton boyfriend Anderson East. Evan and his band became Miranda’s opening act on tour in February, and shortly after, he filed for divorce from Staci, who was apparently blindsided. A source tell People that Evan didn’t only blindside Staci, he also Casper’d her ass. Although, there was nothing friendly about what Evan did to her.
Right after the rumors came out that Miranda Lambert once again boned the wedding ring off of a married man, her ex-husband Blake Shelton decided he needed some attention and tweeted something about karma. The “high road” that Blake Shelton has been taking must be called Petty Bitch Blvd.
Been taking the high road for a long time.. I almost gave up. But I can finally see something on the horizon up there!! Wait!! Could it be?! Yep!! It’s karma!!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 25, 2018
That tweet was obviously about Miranda since while she was married to Blake, her crotch biscuit supposedly collected more side items than what’s on a Popeye’s menu (and his dick supposedly wandered into plenty of side snatches). But Blake talked about that tweet with both Extra and Entertainment Tonight, and says that people can think whatever they want and he doesn’t have time to worry about it. Yes, and he proved he doesn’t have time to worry about that tweet by talking about that tweet with anyone who put a mic in front of his talk hole.
Miranda Lambert has a new boyfriend, musician Evan Felker, and shortly after we found that out, she was accused of dating him while he was still with his wife. Those rumors were given some credibility by Evan’s estranged wife Staci Felker on social media. More people are talking, and that rumor about Miranda having zero respect for a thing called commitment just got louder.
When it was revealed a couple days ago that Miranda “What wedding ring?” Lambert was currently hooking up with a guy who still technically has a wife, I figured it was only a matter of time before said wife popped up and offered her thoughts on the situation. Country musician Evan Felker reportedly got with Miranda when his band, the Turnpike Troubadors, opened for her on tour at the beginning of February. On February 16th, he filed for divorce from his wife Staci Felker. Staci has finally come forward with a comment on the matter.
When Miranda Lambert first started letting out orgasmic yodels as her cooze did the boot scootin’ boogie on Blake Shelton’s taken peen, he was still married to his first wife. They’ve both said in the past that despite him wearing a wedding ring, they couldn’t deny their tingles for each other. Blake and Miranda were together for almost 10 years before they split up in 2015, and some say both of their genitals wandered into the loins of another during their marriage. Blake quickly moved on to the most heave-inducing pairing since Jell-O and mayonnaise, and Miranda moved on to hospital name-sounding singer Anderson East.
Miranda and Anderson broke up earlier this year, and now InTouch and UsWeekly are saying that she’s hooked up with another country singer. This one’s named Evan Felker (yes, I almost typed Felcher, because that’s how my brain works) and he’s the lead singer of the band Turnpike Troubadours. Miranda and Evan getting together is making InTouch sing, “Laaaaaaaambert the shameless home wrecker,” because sources say he was still with his wife when they started doing it, and she was still with Anderson East.
Back in February, InTouch claimed that 34-year-old Miranda Lambert, formerly of the boots n’ moonshine marriage to Blake Shelton, had called it quits with her boyfriend of two years, 30-year-old Anderson East. And then nothing really materialized. But here we are now in April, and it looks like InTouch might have been onto something.