Category: Miracles Can Happen

A Dolly Parton Lifestyle Brand Is Coming

May 5, 2019 / Posted by:

When the Marie Kondo “get rid of all your shit” revolution happened I didn’t understand why us “specialty collectors” (ok, hoarders) had been commanded to clear space in our houses with such a manic sense of urgency. At the time, the KonMari method felt a bit drastic, but now it all makes sense! Dolly Parton has just signed a deal for a complete lifestyle brand. Hole-E-Shit. Now I know why I was commanded to make room in my closets and cupboards- I needed space to fill up with everything and anything Dolly. Thank you, Marie Kondo! Continue reading

The Messy Custody Fight Drama Between Madge And Guy Ritchie Is Almost Over

June 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Just when you thought that nothing could be more horrifying than Madge in an Illuminati ritual mask, your eyes scroll down to those jeans which look like they were made by JNCO! This 90s fashion comeback has gone too, too far.

No, Madge isn’t wearing that mask (which is very “Madge after her 10th face lift and 10,000th Botox session“) to a sacrificial Illuminate ceremony. Madge took her kids, Lourdes and Rocco, to that theatrical experience called Sleep No More last night. Everyone has to wear an Eyes Wide Shut mask while watching it. People says that 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie is back in NYC after he’s been living with his dad Guy Ritchie in London for a while.

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