Minnie Driver should go in on Matt Damon every damn day of her life. She’s earned it. That douche broke up with her on The Oprah Winfrey Show. And she wasn’t even there! She was probably on the couch in her sweatpants with the latest Oprah’s Book Club selection sitting in her lap, proudly anticipating watching her boyfriend talk to O. And then he suddenly claimed that he didn’t have a girlfriend. That was news to Miss Minnie! That SATC episode where the dude broke up with Carrie’s whiny ass on a Post-It ain’t got shit on getting dumped via The Oprah Winfrey Show.
Anyway, now middle-aged Matt Damon can’t keep his mouth shut lately. Minnie read his latest mansplaining of how the world works and had a few choice words for her ex. DRAG HIM, Minnie! Continue reading
Minnie Driver Is Being Sued For Allegedly Whipping Baby Food Jars Filled With Paint At Her Neighbor’s House
I didn’t think I’d ever be writing about Minnie Driver getting into legal trouble over a paint-filled baby food jar fight with her neighbor, but here we are.
TMZ says that Minnie Driver has been sued by her neighbor Daniel Perelmutter for allegedly being a constant headache who is making it nearly impossible for him to finish construction on his house. He claims Minnie has replaced her neighborly “Hellos” with expletive-filled rants. Most people can handle the odd “go fuck yourself” from their neighbor, but not Daniel. Daniel has had a heart transplant, and he says that Minnie’s language is putting too much stress on it.