Category: Miles Teller
Miles Teller And His Wife Claim He Was Randomly Jumped By Two Men And It Wasn’t Over Money
Miles Teller and his wife Keleigh Sperry went on a couples vacation to Hawaii with Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. And if I was on vacation with Shailene Woodley, I’d face-punch myself for making that choice every time she cheerily announced that we all needed to get up at 5:30 in the morning to fill our down-low holes with the morning sun’s first rays (I know, like I’d complain about filling my down-low hole with anything). But Miles’ face-punching was for a different reason. It was first reported by TMZ that Miles got punched in the face for stiffing a wedding planner of $60,000. Miles and Keleigh are now giving their side of the story, and they seem to think it wasn’t over money and was a random attack. But it probably wasn’t.
Miles Teller Reportedly Got Punched In The Face Over An Unpaid Wedding Planner Bill
Miles Teller had the wedding of his dreams nearly two years ago when he married the love of his life, Keleigh Sperry, in Maui, Hawaii. I’m sure it was a special day that he and Keleigh will never forget. Except that it sounds like they did forget one aspect of their wedding, and that’s remembering to pay the wedding planner responsible for planning the whole thing. Miles and Keleigh are currently on a double-couples vacation in Maui, Hawaii with engaged couple Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers. And while in Hawaii, Miles bumped into the wedding planner he allegedly stiffed. According to sources, the wedding planner wasn’t exactly thrilled to see Miles and punched him.
Open Post: Hosted By The New “Top Gun: Maverick” Recruits
As if we needed more proof that Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up is anything more than a very expensive video of Tom Cruise fapping into the wind, the film’s director, Joseph Kosinski, was interviewed for Entertainment Weekly and detailed the staggering lengths the production went to in order to make Tom feel good about himself. EW also revealed some new sepia toned cast photos which I guess are supposed to evoke feelings of nostalgia but really just expose the fact that the production of Top Gun 2: Rear Viewz has depleted the world’s supply of bronzer.
The First Full Trailer For “Top Gun: Maverick” Is Here
Tom Cruise proves just how flexible he is in the latest trailer for Top Gun 2: The Ego Has Landed with an impressive display of autofellacio. As with the teaser trailer we got back in July, this new trailer is all about how rad Tom Cruise is. He’s not just a maverick flying by the seat of his stunt butt, he’s THE Maverick. Top Gun 2: Cockpit Tease features Tom engaging in various acts of speed while a voice-over blows smoke up his ass. Guys, his exploits…………(wait for it)………..(wait for it)………(I hope you went to the bathroom first because)…… (wait for it)……….(almost there)……. (here it comes)……….(almost there)……are legendary.
Miles Teller Got Married Over The Weekend
People says that 32-year-old Miles Teller and his 26-year-old longtime girlfriend Keleigh Sperry got married in Maui, Hawaii over the weekend, a little over two years after they got engaged during an African safari. A safari engagement should have led to a Lion King-themed wedding, what with it being the biggest movie this summer. At the very least, his publicist could have suggested some branding synergy with Top Gun-themed wedding vows (“I want you to be the Goose to my Maverick, in theaters June 26, 2020“). But they went with a classic Hawaiian thing.
Here’s The Teaser Trailer For “Top Gun: Maverick” For Those With A Need For Speed
Even though it’s not going to be released for another year, a teaser trailer for Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up has landed. If I didn’t know any better I’d say they just cobbled together scenes from the original movie and slapped that old age filter over Tom Cruise’s face, because there is absolutely nothing new to see here. But the fleeting glance of Jon Hamm STRIDING WITH PURPOSE tells me they actually filmed some new scenes. But the rest is all been there, done that, got the soundtrack to prove it (seriously, it’s one of the best motion picture soundtracks of the 80s). Shirtless beach volleyball scene: Check. Tommy racing the wind on his motorcycle: Check. Drunken group singing: Check. Pointless insubordination: Check, check, and check.