Category: Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson Punched A Man Who Was Harassing Him On An Airplane
Today in fuck around and find out news, a man learned what happens when you poke a bear with a stick and have nowhere to hide because you’re in a tin can soaring 35,000 feet in the air at 500 MPH. TMZ reports that yesterday, a drunken fool was seated behind Mike Tyson on a JetBlue flight from San Francisco, where Mike had been attending the internationally famous 420 day cannabis festivities at Golden Gate Park and tried it. As if air travel isn’t bad enough as it is without assholes who are not named Will Smith rapping I Think I Could Beat Mike Tyson to Mike Tyson!
Open Post: Hosted By Mike Tyson’s Ear-Shaped Weed Gummies
For a Tier II registered sex offender, Mike Tyson’s done pretty well for himself. Complex reports that his cannabis company, Tyson 2.0, is now selling Mike Bites. Armie Hammer might want to take note because Mike Bites are ear-shaped weed gummies. That’s right, Mike’s making attempted cannibalism fashionable again!
Leonardo DiCaprio And Lukas Haas Were Also Partying On A Yacht In St. Barts Over New Year’s
There must have been some kind of climate summit going on in the Caribbean over the holidays because Lauren Sanchez wasn’t the only person to counterbalance her St. Barts yacht excursion over New Year’s by posting about a pet environmental cause on Instagram immediately after. Page Six reports that eco/panty-warrior Captain Leonardo DiCaprio and his First Mate Lukas Haas, known affectionately within the Pussy Posse as “little buddy,” also spent New Year’s Eve partying on and in the waters surrounding St. Barts with Lauren, Jeff Bezos, and a plethora of other folks who must have had a lot of PTO on the books to spare. Thanks to these brave men and women who have devoted their lives to saving our precious environment, we now know that 26,000 rainforest and Eucalyptus trees have been planted onsite at Mongo Valley Wildlife Sanctuary in Australia and that Leo likes to nibble the celery in his poolside Bloody Mary like an adorable little koala bear!
Mike Tyson Is Willing To Fight Logan Paul Because It’d Bring In Tons Of Money
Even after all this time Mike Tyson is still one scary dude, I would never want to encounter in or outside the ring. We can talk as much shit as we want about his light voice but the fact of the matter is that Mike Tyson can, and will, still knock you the fuck out. Now, with that said, Mike still enjoys a little light footwork for a check every now and then, as he exhibited last year when he ran Roy Jones Jr around the ring like a Pomeranian at a dog show. So in the spirit of keeping the real-life Celebrity Deathmatch action going, Mike has admitted that he would GLADLY fight entitled douchebag Logan Paul because it would bring in $100 million.
Open Post: Hosted By Mike Tyson Desperately Trying To Tear Off His Shirt
Even Mike Tyson’s pigeon friends are cringing…
53-year-old Mike Tyso has reportedly pondered a comeback in boxing or another combat sport. Perhaps that “combat sport” is professional wrestling, because he was at All Elite Wrestling’s Dynamite Show in Jacksonville, Florida on Wednesday. Hey, everyone is joining wrestling these days! Mike was at the show for one of those “confrontations” with one of the actual fighters, Chris Jericho. Mike got all up in Chris’ face to menace him. If it was Mike’s strategy to make Chris fall over from laughter, it was a good one. Because Mike tried to bring the badassness by ripping off his shirt, but his shirt would not let him be great. This led to Mike shoving Chris (in a totally not staged moment) and then a brawl broke out.
Eminem Is Proud That His 24-Year-Old Daughter Hailie Jade Hasn’t Gotten Pregnant Yet
Eminem spoke with Mike Tyson on his Hotboxin‘ podcast/YouTube show and talked about it all. Eminem got into his early life doing rap battles, and how he got his big break with Dr. Dre, and how he’s super proud of his daughter for not having a kid. It’s the little things… or big things, if you ask Eminem.