Category: Michael Jackson
The LAPD Is Mad At TMZ For Breaking The News Of Kobe Bryant’s Death Before His Family Was Notified
41-year-old Kobe Bryant, his 13-year-old daughter Gianna were among the nine people who died yesterday when his private helicopter crashed in Calabasas CA. Of course this news was fast-spreading and people were getting so much shit wrong in the confusion, some even reporting more members of Kobe’s family died. One source of info which seemed to be on the mark facts-wise, was TMZ, who broke the story. They broke it so fast, in fact, that the police weren’t able to even notify Kobe’s family before TMZ could notify Twitter. And they’re pissed about it.
Kim Kardashian Did Not Actually Buy North West The Shirt JFK Was Assassinated In For Christmas
Kim Kardashian West wants you to know she would NEVER buy her daughter something as crass, macabre, disrespectful and wildly inappropriate as the bloody shirt JKF was shot in as a Christmas gift, as was falsely reported by Refinery29. Banish the thought! Yuck, that shit’s old and gross. No, even Kim has limits. Instead she and Kanye West bought 6-year-old North West a hat and jacket once belonging to accused pedophile Michael Jackson, which is marginally less crass, macabre, disrespectful and wildly inappropriate. Kim and Kanye aren’t complete degenerates, you guys!
Johnny Depp Is Producing A Michael Jackson Musical
And no, Johnny Depp isn’t a part of the Michael Jackson musical that is going to Broadway. Although, he’d make a great Bubbles (no offense to Bubbles).
Instead, Johnny Depp’s company Infinitum Nihil is financing an unauthorized musical about Micheal Jackson‘s life as told through the perspective of his glove. Yes. His glove. The show is called “For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, as told by his Glove” and was created by Julien Nitzberg. This makes sense, because who hasn’t wondered how Michael Jackson’s glove has been doing after its owner caught on fire during a Pepsi video shoot and faced severalchild abuse allegations? We’ve all been saying: WHY WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE GLOVE. And now someone has and it’s becoming a musical thanks to Johnny Depp.
The Producer Of “Bohemian Rhapsody” Is Making A Michael Jackson Biopic
For those of you who weren’t content in letting Leaving Neverland be your last nightmarish cinematic experience involving the deceased Michael Jackson, rejoice! The producer of Bohemian Rhapsody is bringing us an MJ biopic. As Michael K put it – “finally, something that makes sense for Bryan Singer to direct.”
Elton John Writes In His Memoir That Michael Jackson Seemed “Genuinely Mentally Ill”
Drag her from the grave, bitch! Elton John already came for THE QUEEN (not really) in his new memoir and now he’s coming for Michael Jackson. Elton did not hold back when it came to talking about the late King of Pop who has been the target of some pretty big child molestation accusations. These new comments don’t necessarily come off as suggesting Michael is a pedophile the way James Safechuck and Wade Robson have been accusing him of, but they certainly paint a picture of a very strange person who I would not leave unattended. Continue reading
Dave Chappelle Has Some Opinions About “Leaving Neverland” In His Latest Netflix Special
Two years ago, Dave Chappelle released two Netflix stand-up specials, Equanimity and The Bird Revelation. Dave spent some time in The Bird Revelation defending his good friend Louis CK. Dave has a new Netflix special, Sticks & Stones, and once again he’s making us feel sorry for his publicist. Dave makes it very clear how he felt about HBO’s Michael Jackson documentary Leaving Neverland, which is to say he’s absolutely on Team Michael.